Craig
@craigplazure.bsky.social
It’s a 2000 Land Cruiser with about 250,000 miles
best we can do is a questionable pepperoni roll from a gas station in West Virginia
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
best we can do is a questionable pepperoni roll from a gas station in West Virginia
Jonny the gorilla in Sing wears a leather jacket, positing the invention of plastic “vegan leather” without antecedent animal leather
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Jonny the gorilla in Sing wears a leather jacket, positing the invention of plastic “vegan leather” without antecedent animal leather
not to be too crass but the obvious answer is mountainous piles of drugs. They’re all on a lot of drugs.
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
not to be too crass but the obvious answer is mountainous piles of drugs. They’re all on a lot of drugs.
I use a broker for home and auto and it still feels like they’re gonna spring a surprise on me, seemingly the only free thing in adult life
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I use a broker for home and auto and it still feels like they’re gonna spring a surprise on me, seemingly the only free thing in adult life
Mr Onion I keep getting warnings that my membership is expiring but I have several months to go, membership has not answered my email, please continue to send me your fine newspaper
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Mr Onion I keep getting warnings that my membership is expiring but I have several months to go, membership has not answered my email, please continue to send me your fine newspaper
I will be eternally grateful for AutoAdmit dissuading me from applying to law school in 2008-2009
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I will be eternally grateful for AutoAdmit dissuading me from applying to law school in 2008-2009
Farragut Square doesn’t really count as near enough IMO
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Farragut Square doesn’t really count as near enough IMO
have a great holiday
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
have a great holiday
I’m sure she’s developed a sense of humor about it. Look at my surname, I get it. Fine, make fun of her name; I’ve been very disappointed to see a lot of people I like and find very funny are making fun of her appearance and generally dogpiling. Sure, she should resign, her work enables fascism.
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I’m sure she’s developed a sense of humor about it. Look at my surname, I get it. Fine, make fun of her name; I’ve been very disappointed to see a lot of people I like and find very funny are making fun of her appearance and generally dogpiling. Sure, she should resign, her work enables fascism.
you know this is about her name and appearance. Would we do this to a man from an African culture? Name Olympics stuff is almost always aimed at patrician assholes who are the 4th generation lacrosse champion on their way to PE rollups or whatever. Dumb hill for me to die on I guess.
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
you know this is about her name and appearance. Would we do this to a man from an African culture? Name Olympics stuff is almost always aimed at patrician assholes who are the 4th generation lacrosse champion on their way to PE rollups or whatever. Dumb hill for me to die on I guess.
I agree that by virtue of not resigning, she’s in the wrong. She’s also been working in the field since Clinton was president, when I was in fuckin middle school. I haven’t seen her leading the MAGA charge to deport people or do professional racism. Maybe I’m missing something, maybe I’m sensitive.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I agree that by virtue of not resigning, she’s in the wrong. She’s also been working in the field since Clinton was president, when I was in fuckin middle school. I haven’t seen her leading the MAGA charge to deport people or do professional racism. Maybe I’m missing something, maybe I’m sensitive.
I sincerely respect you and your work. You know it’s cruel.
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I sincerely respect you and your work. You know it’s cruel.
she’s a career civil servant and clearly a subject matter expert with like 25 years in her field, it feels extremely petty for all these big accounts to make fun of her unfortunate name. Why is everyone piling on her?
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
she’s a career civil servant and clearly a subject matter expert with like 25 years in her field, it feels extremely petty for all these big accounts to make fun of her unfortunate name. Why is everyone piling on her?
it’s not like she was plucked from obscurity as an Evil Appointee, her LinkedIn is in the article. She’s worked in government since Clinton was president.
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
it’s not like she was plucked from obscurity as an Evil Appointee, her LinkedIn is in the article. She’s worked in government since Clinton was president.
she’s a career civil servant and clearly a subject matter expert with like 25 years in her field, it feels extremely petty for all these big accounts to make fun of her unfortunate name
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 AM
she’s a career civil servant and clearly a subject matter expert with like 25 years in her field, it feels extremely petty for all these big accounts to make fun of her unfortunate name
Fudgey the Whale got tangled up in fishing nets and beached herself :(
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Fudgey the Whale got tangled up in fishing nets and beached herself :(
followed by people who see pallets of pies going on to a truck and demand accountability from business owners who dare sell portioned food purchased at a wholesale warehouse
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
followed by people who see pallets of pies going on to a truck and demand accountability from business owners who dare sell portioned food purchased at a wholesale warehouse
now I’m really bummed out realizing he’s worth like $50 million without a college degree. Good times.
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
now I’m really bummed out realizing he’s worth like $50 million without a college degree. Good times.
does being a former MMA fighter who drives without a seatbelt get you into the low risk pool?
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
does being a former MMA fighter who drives without a seatbelt get you into the low risk pool?
he must be aware he is describing like 20% max of his constituency? Oklahoma’s obesity rate hovers around 40% for adults.
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
he must be aware he is describing like 20% max of his constituency? Oklahoma’s obesity rate hovers around 40% for adults.
You can get those chocolate oranges at Trader Joe’s they’re so good
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
You can get those chocolate oranges at Trader Joe’s they’re so good
the video is exquisite
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
the video is exquisite