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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution
@cptjinglepants.bsky.social
Software Engineer | Marxist | Spockist 🖖

End Capitalism
Abolish Police
Dissolve State
Eliminate Class

Once you wrap your mind around the enormity of the lies you've been told your whole life, the whole world will look different.

#CriticalThinking
Strong voter outreach here.
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
That's because your circle is liberals, not leftists.

When I transitioned from liberal to leftist, I found new circles, and these people knew it just as I did. The theater can't be unseen.

Isn't this you, saying who a capitalist is? Clearly a billionaire isn't duped by the system.
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I feel you. We could have single payer, but it just isn't something the bought-off politicians are will give us. Obama had the opportunity to give us single payer, but all the Dems were bought just like the GOP.

This is just for me and my wife (this year vs next year):
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
LMFAO! Obviously not someone arguing in good faith. No rebuttals; just blocked. Probably annoyed that I know far more about this subject so I can't be gaslit about it.
November 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Sure. They'll believe anything, but #blueMAGA are the pinnacle of intelligence and objectivity. 🙄

Stop dividing for the wealthy and start coming together with your class.

We need class solidarity, not partisan politics and theater.
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Obviously he's a good guy. 🤣
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Wow. It tracks perfectly that this is behind a paywall. 🤣

They can eat my chunky cock before I give them a fucking cent.
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Oh, no! Blocked by such a great guy?!

Stop the pain! Lord, stop the eternal pain!!!

#🤡Fart
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I'm confused by your labels and your post. It seems they're at odds with each other.

Are you sure you're a liberal? Not poking fun at all. Just trying to see if you're really a leftist and claiming to be liberal.
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Holy shit. This guy makes as much as I do. If I were as bad at my job as he is, I'd be broke AF.
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Politicians are captive to the billionaire class, and so nothing will ever change.

What should we do about that? Replacing one politician with another will never end the corruptive force of the billionaire class who wield the carrot & stick against politicians.

The root cause is the billionaires.
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Never forget, rich people don't pay taxes because they don't "earn" dollars; they're paid with assets. They know dollars are just collars. They love inflation because it keeps you poor while inflating the value of their wealth against the dollar.
November 8, 2025 at 9:20 AM
November 8, 2025 at 9:11 AM
"Fascism Heckler"
And
"Israel Apologia"

Uhh. This is a very confused individual.
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This is insanity. This is just for me and my wife. It went up $150/mo last year, and our deductibles were better back then. Now our deductibles will be higher and we'll pay $212/mo more because... "reasons".

We used to execute people for less.
November 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Clearly, this is someone defined by their paycheck.
October 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Did you all see the prior #ICE agent uniforms?
October 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
FFS... 🤦‍♂️

I guess dollarizing and blowing the IMF didn't work.
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I can't say it any better than Caitlin Johnstone.
October 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Incorrect... Don't let the propaganda fool you. Democrats had everything they needed, but democrats were bought-out.

If you deny that Democrats aren't bought-off by special interests (namely the healthcare insurance companies, in this case), then NOBODY will take anything you say seriously.
October 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If liberals want to join the left, they must espouse two very simple things:

- Genocide is a red line. There's no "lesser evil" here. Either you make this a litmus test or you're not on the left at all.

- Endeavor to end capitalism, even if that means great personal sacrifice.

It's that simple.
October 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
No. That's what their portfolios look like. Rich people don't keep that much money in a bank. They keep their money in assets (stock, metal, land, crypto, etc).

Dollars are collars. Rich people understand that.
October 18, 2025 at 8:11 AM
It's even more ridiculous when you see the curve as the pyramid.
October 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
BTW, for the liberals that think this is just GOP politicians...
October 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM