Nameless One
@countsmackula.bsky.social
grouchy 80 year old at heart
Beer and taco night and if you’re not
Down were not compatible
Down were not compatible
November 4, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Beer and taco night and if you’re not
Down were not compatible
Down were not compatible
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Please, call me Oingo. Mr. Boingo is my father.
November 2, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Please, call me Oingo. Mr. Boingo is my father.
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A hammock is a terrible place to give or receive bad news.
November 1, 2024 at 8:30 PM
A hammock is a terrible place to give or receive bad news.
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The secret to life is spaghetti. And to have zero expectations. But mostly spaghetti.
November 1, 2024 at 10:24 PM
The secret to life is spaghetti. And to have zero expectations. But mostly spaghetti.
if the taco truck starts playing music and canvassing the streets like an ice cream truck I’m cooked
November 2, 2024 at 1:19 AM
if the taco truck starts playing music and canvassing the streets like an ice cream truck I’m cooked
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I’m at the stage in life where most human interactions feel like work, unpaid work
October 19, 2024 at 1:22 PM
I’m at the stage in life where most human interactions feel like work, unpaid work
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Crazy that people still buy ringtones. If my phone vibrates too loudly, I give everyone in the room a dollar.
October 19, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Crazy that people still buy ringtones. If my phone vibrates too loudly, I give everyone in the room a dollar.
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Missing my bat friends at the sanctuary.
October 19, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Missing my bat friends at the sanctuary.
surrender to my blade, peasant
October 19, 2024 at 4:45 AM
surrender to my blade, peasant
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Food critics are wild. How you gonna bully spaghetti?
September 22, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Food critics are wild. How you gonna bully spaghetti?
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I don’t want to be part of the class action lawsuit but it’s nice to be invited
September 23, 2024 at 1:10 AM
I don’t want to be part of the class action lawsuit but it’s nice to be invited
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I stick to what I know and that ain't shit.
Stay humble.
Stay humble.
September 22, 2024 at 9:43 PM
I stick to what I know and that ain't shit.
Stay humble.
Stay humble.
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oh you think its funny that 300 iq males are crashing their teslas & being cooked alive by some weird type of fire thats immune to firemen
September 22, 2024 at 10:27 AM
oh you think its funny that 300 iq males are crashing their teslas & being cooked alive by some weird type of fire thats immune to firemen
if I drink 7 beers i will surely not be sad that there are classes in the morning. i see no downsides in this plan.
September 22, 2024 at 9:15 PM
if I drink 7 beers i will surely not be sad that there are classes in the morning. i see no downsides in this plan.
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I know it’s difficult to watch our parents age and my mother has reached a point of no return. Today, I found her watching JAG
August 8, 2024 at 1:41 AM
I know it’s difficult to watch our parents age and my mother has reached a point of no return. Today, I found her watching JAG
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Horse watching the human steeplechase: Yeah man, you fucking do it. Not so easy is it? I hope you get hurt and they have to put you down
August 8, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Horse watching the human steeplechase: Yeah man, you fucking do it. Not so easy is it? I hope you get hurt and they have to put you down
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Doves: *sobbing*
Prince: Oh this mfer spitting *guitar solo*
Prince: Oh this mfer spitting *guitar solo*
August 7, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Doves: *sobbing*
Prince: Oh this mfer spitting *guitar solo*
Prince: Oh this mfer spitting *guitar solo*
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me: come on.
my ai-powered washing machine: no.
me: please?
my ai-powered washing machine: no.
me: why not?
my ai-powered washing machine: it looks terrible on you.
my ai-powered washing machine: no.
me: please?
my ai-powered washing machine: no.
me: why not?
my ai-powered washing machine: it looks terrible on you.
August 5, 2024 at 9:40 AM
me: come on.
my ai-powered washing machine: no.
me: please?
my ai-powered washing machine: no.
me: why not?
my ai-powered washing machine: it looks terrible on you.
my ai-powered washing machine: no.
me: please?
my ai-powered washing machine: no.
me: why not?
my ai-powered washing machine: it looks terrible on you.
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Ever since I was a little boy I wanted people to stfu
August 5, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Ever since I was a little boy I wanted people to stfu
making my dog listen to call of the wild on audiobook so he knows what a soft life he has
August 2, 2024 at 8:48 PM
making my dog listen to call of the wild on audiobook so he knows what a soft life he has
doctors tell you not to put q-tips in your ears because they’re hoarding all the good feelings for themselves
June 21, 2024 at 4:16 PM
doctors tell you not to put q-tips in your ears because they’re hoarding all the good feelings for themselves
What y’all up to over here?
June 20, 2024 at 2:12 AM
What y’all up to over here?