I have not eaten it but I’ve been told it is edible but not very flavorful at all.

If you catch these hanging leopards at the right moment those iridescent ‘parts’ can be inflated and twisted together in a mass that is somehow larger than both slugs combined and resembles a soft serve rave cone.

Barry White voice:
Ohhhh Yeaahh…

Then destroy the thing by listening to someone who says it could be a better thing.

Bringing you a bigger table…

A couple of minutes pass and I notice some movement in the front yard, something medium sized, hunched with thick wings shrouding whomever was slow enough to get caught in those thumbs.
I wish I’d thought to put my glasses on.
An owl, maybe?

A dark feathered smudge in my peripheral ducked below the edge of the deck before I could turn my head.

I think that rut flows and ebbs