CorgiTeaTime in Faerûn
@corgibloodtime.bsky.social
BG3 side account. Don't take what I say too seriously because I sure don't. 39/she/they. Bisexual. World's OKest sillyposter. Excellent tastes in reblogs. I love Astarion and I love making fun of Astarion even more. My OC is Ruse Tav Road.
#TavQOTD If your Tav/Durge had a job in a modern AU, what would it be?
Ruse would be an EMT, an ambulance driver.
(Astarion would be a skeezy ambulance chasing lawyer.)
Ruse would be an EMT, an ambulance driver.
(Astarion would be a skeezy ambulance chasing lawyer.)
December 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
#TavQOTD If your Tav/Durge had a job in a modern AU, what would it be?
Ruse would be an EMT, an ambulance driver.
(Astarion would be a skeezy ambulance chasing lawyer.)
Ruse would be an EMT, an ambulance driver.
(Astarion would be a skeezy ambulance chasing lawyer.)
man who suffers from pathetic sad wet cat syndrome
November 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
man who suffers from pathetic sad wet cat syndrome
One of the many Situations I'm imagining.
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
One of the many Situations I'm imagining.
I use the Adjustable Party Limit mod so I can include everyone in my party. But I don't decide who gets to be in cut scenes. So I was pleasantly surprised by entering Lorroakan's tower & got a cut-scene where the whole time Shadowheart is framed by men with their tits out. (She deserves it.)
November 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I use the Adjustable Party Limit mod so I can include everyone in my party. But I don't decide who gets to be in cut scenes. So I was pleasantly surprised by entering Lorroakan's tower & got a cut-scene where the whole time Shadowheart is framed by men with their tits out. (She deserves it.)
Oh, beautiful man. I love him. I need to see him in Situations. So many Situations. A varied and abundant number of Situations.
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Oh, beautiful man. I love him. I need to see him in Situations. So many Situations. A varied and abundant number of Situations.
#TAVEMBER Day#21: Limit
Ruse is a person who general rolls with whatever and endures everything. She's not great at stating her limits because she doesn't fully realize them herself.
But she cannot abide someone touching her throat.
Ruse is a person who general rolls with whatever and endures everything. She's not great at stating her limits because she doesn't fully realize them herself.
But she cannot abide someone touching her throat.
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
#TAVEMBER Day#21: Limit
Ruse is a person who general rolls with whatever and endures everything. She's not great at stating her limits because she doesn't fully realize them herself.
But she cannot abide someone touching her throat.
Ruse is a person who general rolls with whatever and endures everything. She's not great at stating her limits because she doesn't fully realize them herself.
But she cannot abide someone touching her throat.
sneaky rat bastard man scheming and thinking sneaky thoughts
November 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
sneaky rat bastard man scheming and thinking sneaky thoughts
Not to be weird or upsetting or anything but I saw this and felt this mental image out of attraction
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Not to be weird or upsetting or anything but I saw this and felt this mental image out of attraction
#TAVEMBER Day#20: Tattoo
Fun fact: Whatever magical fuckery that keeps Ruse from staying dead or aging beyond her mid 40s, she's discover also keeps tattoos and piercings from taking.
This has been an very annoying thing to discover.
Fun fact: Whatever magical fuckery that keeps Ruse from staying dead or aging beyond her mid 40s, she's discover also keeps tattoos and piercings from taking.
This has been an very annoying thing to discover.
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
#TAVEMBER Day#20: Tattoo
Fun fact: Whatever magical fuckery that keeps Ruse from staying dead or aging beyond her mid 40s, she's discover also keeps tattoos and piercings from taking.
This has been an very annoying thing to discover.
Fun fact: Whatever magical fuckery that keeps Ruse from staying dead or aging beyond her mid 40s, she's discover also keeps tattoos and piercings from taking.
This has been an very annoying thing to discover.
#TAVEMBER Day#19: Motive
Ruse's main motivation from the start of BG3 is to get back to the city and find the last 5 surviving soldiers from her last campaign. She'd been in the middle of a week long binge drinking session with them when she got abducted because none of them were doing well.
Ruse's main motivation from the start of BG3 is to get back to the city and find the last 5 surviving soldiers from her last campaign. She'd been in the middle of a week long binge drinking session with them when she got abducted because none of them were doing well.
November 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
#TAVEMBER Day#19: Motive
Ruse's main motivation from the start of BG3 is to get back to the city and find the last 5 surviving soldiers from her last campaign. She'd been in the middle of a week long binge drinking session with them when she got abducted because none of them were doing well.
Ruse's main motivation from the start of BG3 is to get back to the city and find the last 5 surviving soldiers from her last campaign. She'd been in the middle of a week long binge drinking session with them when she got abducted because none of them were doing well.
I don't know if it's made me more productive but it makes me happy and I can make my blorbo and dress him up and decorate the room and I like the music. I've spent my money on worse.
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I don't know if it's made me more productive but it makes me happy and I can make my blorbo and dress him up and decorate the room and I like the music. I've spent my money on worse.
excitedly waiting as someone to finishes up their nsfw artwork of astarion
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
excitedly waiting as someone to finishes up their nsfw artwork of astarion
#TAVEMBER Day#18: Weak
While sex and booze might be her biggest vices (very big vices), Ruse will melt in your hand if you just tell her she did well. It's not a sex thing; she finds a lot of happiness in doing a good thing and being blatantly told "Good job! Thank you! No complaints!"
While sex and booze might be her biggest vices (very big vices), Ruse will melt in your hand if you just tell her she did well. It's not a sex thing; she finds a lot of happiness in doing a good thing and being blatantly told "Good job! Thank you! No complaints!"
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
#TAVEMBER Day#18: Weak
While sex and booze might be her biggest vices (very big vices), Ruse will melt in your hand if you just tell her she did well. It's not a sex thing; she finds a lot of happiness in doing a good thing and being blatantly told "Good job! Thank you! No complaints!"
While sex and booze might be her biggest vices (very big vices), Ruse will melt in your hand if you just tell her she did well. It's not a sex thing; she finds a lot of happiness in doing a good thing and being blatantly told "Good job! Thank you! No complaints!"
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Thank you so much for this idea
November 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Thank you so much for this idea
Very important to me that @spiritcitylofi.bsky.social now gave us new ears because I can now give my horrible fictional man his giant ass goblin ears. 🥰
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Very important to me that @spiritcitylofi.bsky.social now gave us new ears because I can now give my horrible fictional man his giant ass goblin ears. 🥰
#TAVEMBER Day#16: PDA
Ruse tries to anticipate what her partner wants and adjust accordingly to make them happy. She tends to let Astarion be the one to initiate (sometimes he can't stand to be touch and sometimes he's over the top, can't keep his hands off her) and she initiates a lot with Halsin.
Ruse tries to anticipate what her partner wants and adjust accordingly to make them happy. She tends to let Astarion be the one to initiate (sometimes he can't stand to be touch and sometimes he's over the top, can't keep his hands off her) and she initiates a lot with Halsin.
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
#TAVEMBER Day#16: PDA
Ruse tries to anticipate what her partner wants and adjust accordingly to make them happy. She tends to let Astarion be the one to initiate (sometimes he can't stand to be touch and sometimes he's over the top, can't keep his hands off her) and she initiates a lot with Halsin.
Ruse tries to anticipate what her partner wants and adjust accordingly to make them happy. She tends to let Astarion be the one to initiate (sometimes he can't stand to be touch and sometimes he's over the top, can't keep his hands off her) and she initiates a lot with Halsin.
"A darling boy-"
November 16, 2025 at 6:04 AM
"A darling boy-"
#TAVEMBER Day#15: Politics
Having grown up in the very "dog eats dog but with money" city of Baldur's Gate, Ruse is whatever Faerun's equivalent of a socialist is.
Having grown up in the very "dog eats dog but with money" city of Baldur's Gate, Ruse is whatever Faerun's equivalent of a socialist is.
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
#TAVEMBER Day#15: Politics
Having grown up in the very "dog eats dog but with money" city of Baldur's Gate, Ruse is whatever Faerun's equivalent of a socialist is.
Having grown up in the very "dog eats dog but with money" city of Baldur's Gate, Ruse is whatever Faerun's equivalent of a socialist is.
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
#TAVEMBER Day#12: Sociable
Ruse's #1 special interest is people. Growing up, she didn't know how to interact with people but after her order trained her, oh she's some god's most sociable autistic soldier! She is going to get a good grade in being social, which is normal & possible to achieve. :)
Ruse's #1 special interest is people. Growing up, she didn't know how to interact with people but after her order trained her, oh she's some god's most sociable autistic soldier! She is going to get a good grade in being social, which is normal & possible to achieve. :)
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
#TAVEMBER Day#12: Sociable
Ruse's #1 special interest is people. Growing up, she didn't know how to interact with people but after her order trained her, oh she's some god's most sociable autistic soldier! She is going to get a good grade in being social, which is normal & possible to achieve. :)
Ruse's #1 special interest is people. Growing up, she didn't know how to interact with people but after her order trained her, oh she's some god's most sociable autistic soldier! She is going to get a good grade in being social, which is normal & possible to achieve. :)