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Mr. Carriage
@cor4an.bsky.social
professional middle man
Every perception of you is as equally correct as it is incorrect, including your own

Having an objective view of yourself is completely impossible, and judging and framing others’ lives is cope to pretend that you do know who you are.

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every perception of you as equally correct as it is incorrect, including your own
Imagine you are walking down a sidewalk with your friends.
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July 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
nobody is evil and they also do not have the capability to be
December 6, 2024 at 6:19 AM
getting the vaccine that gives you autism today. anybody know how long it takes to kick in?
December 6, 2024 at 6:15 AM
‘hey can i be mean for a second’ fs man its just a representation of your perspective not an objective measure of your morality dw 👍
December 6, 2024 at 6:14 AM
pretending not to choke so she doesnt get the ick and accidentally vomiting
December 6, 2024 at 6:14 AM
November 23, 2024 at 5:02 AM
i need her bouncing on it in a way that makes her knees pop so i can go ‘ewwww’
November 23, 2024 at 4:58 AM
still can’t believe the blair witch project was real and everyone got brainwashed by the government to cover up Big Witch
November 23, 2024 at 4:52 AM
im joining the civil war on the side of Civility
November 15, 2024 at 8:15 PM
putting ‘Secretary of Transportation’ on my resume cuz why the fuck not
November 15, 2024 at 7:12 AM
theory that making shit is just self expression so therefore by extension, if you’re cool enough people will like your expression (aka shit u make (even if its bad))
November 15, 2024 at 7:09 AM
1/4 black ops two town is reminiscent of life as a whole, you spawn into a barren and unforgiving world with the bare minimum to defend yourself and no clear end goal. There are items and upgrades and things to buy as you get older, or as the rounds progress, but theres no real completion.
November 15, 2024 at 7:07 AM
yes i still do two bunny loops. what do you want from me man
November 15, 2024 at 6:44 AM
November 15, 2024 at 6:43 AM
is there a government program dedicated to distributing white socks with hearts on them to women? how do literally all of you have them
November 15, 2024 at 6:41 AM
‘only 5% of the ocean has been explored’ mfs gonna be sooo mad when its just more water
November 15, 2024 at 6:40 AM
i must defeat the Outcomes
November 15, 2024 at 6:39 AM
girl in class scrolling through google image search ‘optical illusions’
November 15, 2024 at 6:38 AM
we’re all victim weight in the eyes of the Lord
November 15, 2024 at 6:38 AM
ovulating all by yourslef, beutaful?
November 15, 2024 at 6:37 AM
the best part about living in a society is being able purchase goods
November 15, 2024 at 6:37 AM
they kicked me out the strip club cuz i hit her labia with a quarter
November 15, 2024 at 6:37 AM
when i grow up i want to be a. stock ,photo on a Web Page. Filled with Jubilation or perhaps anguish..
November 15, 2024 at 6:36 AM
there’s been a lot
November 15, 2024 at 6:35 AM
billie eilish was spitting when she said ‘dont tell my boyfriend, its not what hes made for’ …,,, im made for watching football and slaming BEERS !!!!!
November 15, 2024 at 6:35 AM