Or lard. I recommend trying cookies with lard once in your life (dietary restrictions permitting)

My great grandmother’s famous chocolate chocolate chip cookies turned out to be a Hersheys recipe.
My mother was so upset - I think she was really disappointed that GG didn’t have an entire R&D division creating the perfect cookie.

PhD program = Zero.
I really enjoyed my classes.

Oh my god.
The Bigfoot Pizza.
I need this to come back.

My niblings get a $2 bill (US) per tooth. It makes it special because they don’t otherwise see $2 bills out in the wild.

I have been guilty of the “let me know” minimal effort in the past. I hope to do better in the future.

It’s me.

I just want one day where my anxiety meds have the advantage over my anxiety.

I once got a rejection letter … 4 years later. I’d forgotten about the whole thing.

Also… its not great on the inside. Mostly atrium with little offices (along the outside) as I recall. Very dark.
Also, a little plane flew through the handles once.

It’s like those people who leave those little plastic Jesus things all over the place (including in other people’s houses for them to find later).

If i was a child, that is exactly how i would act if i saw that guy walking towards me.

That and The Land Before Time.