Brian Copeland
@copeland.bz
Former Data Scientist at Target, seldom drag queen, novice at pinball, Minneapolis + New Orleans.
Long Form Stuff: https://brian.copeland.bz/
Drag and Photos: https://instagram.com/MistressTilda
Long Form Stuff: https://brian.copeland.bz/
Drag and Photos: https://instagram.com/MistressTilda
Back to blogging on my website with relics and other fun stuff.
brian.copeland.bz/2025/12/firs...
First up, the very first receipt of the first day that Nice Time Market opened their doors back in July 2024. I waited in line to make sure I'd be first!
brian.copeland.bz/2025/12/firs...
First up, the very first receipt of the first day that Nice Time Market opened their doors back in July 2024. I waited in line to make sure I'd be first!
NICE TIME MARKET + MORE
www.nicetimemarket.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Back to blogging on my website with relics and other fun stuff.
brian.copeland.bz/2025/12/firs...
First up, the very first receipt of the first day that Nice Time Market opened their doors back in July 2024. I waited in line to make sure I'd be first!
brian.copeland.bz/2025/12/firs...
First up, the very first receipt of the first day that Nice Time Market opened their doors back in July 2024. I waited in line to make sure I'd be first!
I won’t post every time, but feel so good waking up and running, omg. 2 miles, too! Last half mile felt like I was running thru sand.
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I won’t post every time, but feel so good waking up and running, omg. 2 miles, too! Last half mile felt like I was running thru sand.
It’s not much, but it’s a 1.25 straight with no stops, first in six months. I’ll take it for square one
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It’s not much, but it’s a 1.25 straight with no stops, first in six months. I’ll take it for square one
If you want to feel better about AI taking everyone's jobs, here's several top AI models creating a clock in CSS, redrawn every minute: clocks.brianmoore.com
AI World Clocks
The current time as rendered by 9 different AI models. By Brian Moore.
clocks.brianmoore.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If you want to feel better about AI taking everyone's jobs, here's several top AI models creating a clock in CSS, redrawn every minute: clocks.brianmoore.com
Really enjoyed this writeup, I think some of my big successes in personal relationships were following similar advice. usefulfictions.substack.com/p/are-you-st...
Are you stuck in movie logic?
Consider just saying what the problem is
usefulfictions.substack.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Really enjoyed this writeup, I think some of my big successes in personal relationships were following similar advice. usefulfictions.substack.com/p/are-you-st...
@paulhuttnerweather.bsky.social knows how to shred
November 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
@paulhuttnerweather.bsky.social knows how to shred
My Waldo costume needs to dry by 3pm, here it is on my dehumidifier. I think I can be clever sometimes 😎
October 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My Waldo costume needs to dry by 3pm, here it is on my dehumidifier. I think I can be clever sometimes 😎
October 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Reposted by Brian Copeland
HAHAHHAHAH FUCK YOU BUTKER, IF ONLY YOU KNEW SOMEONE WHO COULD TEACH YOU HOW TO NOT USE YOUR HIPS AND ALSO YOU WEREN’T A REGRESSIVE EVANGELICAL FUCKFACE
October 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
HAHAHHAHAH FUCK YOU BUTKER, IF ONLY YOU KNEW SOMEONE WHO COULD TEACH YOU HOW TO NOT USE YOUR HIPS AND ALSO YOU WEREN’T A REGRESSIVE EVANGELICAL FUCKFACE
@wwozneworleans.bsky.social is great, playing “Too Many Dirty Dishes” - Too Many Dirty Dishes (Live) by Tab Benoit www.shazam.com/track/100486...
Too Many Dirty Dishes (Live) - Tab Benoit: Song Lyrics, Music Videos & Concerts
Listen to Too Many Dirty Dishes (Live) by Tab Benoit. See lyrics and music videos, find Tab Benoit tour dates, buy concert tickets, and more!
www.shazam.com
October 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
@wwozneworleans.bsky.social is great, playing “Too Many Dirty Dishes” - Too Many Dirty Dishes (Live) by Tab Benoit www.shazam.com/track/100486...
I think I’m canceling my subscription to the NYTimes over this article. What’s next, “Trans people sorta suck?” Fuck this, don’t give a platform to blatant bullshit. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/07/o...
Opinion | That Hegseth Speech Was Actually Pretty Good
www.nytimes.com
October 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I think I’m canceling my subscription to the NYTimes over this article. What’s next, “Trans people sorta suck?” Fuck this, don’t give a platform to blatant bullshit. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/07/o...
It took all summer, but I finally finished framing and backlighting the BK menus, this is my backdrop when I’m on video calls at my desk!
September 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It took all summer, but I finally finished framing and backlighting the BK menus, this is my backdrop when I’m on video calls at my desk!
I made refried beans from nearly scratch (soaked pinto beans overnight, slow cooker the next day? Refried on day three), I’m never buying canned refried beans again. This is SO much better.
September 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I made refried beans from nearly scratch (soaked pinto beans overnight, slow cooker the next day? Refried on day three), I’m never buying canned refried beans again. This is SO much better.
My 2 year old GoTrax scooter has a tiny leak in the rear tire, but the internet says changing tires is nearly impossible. Really hoping you hook me up, Trek Orange Tire Sealant!
September 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
My 2 year old GoTrax scooter has a tiny leak in the rear tire, but the internet says changing tires is nearly impossible. Really hoping you hook me up, Trek Orange Tire Sealant!
Two jars of pickled habaneros cooling on the windowsill before they go in the fridge.
September 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Two jars of pickled habaneros cooling on the windowsill before they go in the fridge.
Rocking a bouquet of peppers on my dining room table today.
September 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Rocking a bouquet of peppers on my dining room table today.
Shoot, the Onion might be right.
August 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Shoot, the Onion might be right.
I can’t believe they sell adult novelties like this at the Minnesota State Fair! Won’t someone think of the children??
August 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I can’t believe they sell adult novelties like this at the Minnesota State Fair! Won’t someone think of the children??
Solar powered bed spread dryer, I’m sure I’m the first to ever do this!
August 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Solar powered bed spread dryer, I’m sure I’m the first to ever do this!
I feel this website hard: nolearnings.com
No Learnings
nolearnings.com
June 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I feel this website hard: nolearnings.com
Spotted outside DreamHaven Comics, the eyes have “SLUT” written on them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
June 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Spotted outside DreamHaven Comics, the eyes have “SLUT” written on them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Now that’s a zinger from @mcsweeneys.net
June 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Now that’s a zinger from @mcsweeneys.net
June 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
