Cooperstreaming ♿️
@cooperstreaming.bsky.social
♿️ The most overly confident disabled woman in America.
Mark Hamill once told me I had pretty eyes and I'll never shut up about it.
As seen in Buzzfeed, The BBC, New York Magazine, & most forebodingly, TMZ
https://linktr.ee/Cooperstreaming
Mark Hamill once told me I had pretty eyes and I'll never shut up about it.
As seen in Buzzfeed, The BBC, New York Magazine, & most forebodingly, TMZ
https://linktr.ee/Cooperstreaming
This is for a very particular audience but for everyone, who finished Dispatch, is it just me or is Robert Robertson basically Jeff Winger?
I suppose that's the nature of a Choose Your Own Adventure type of story, but the man can argue literally anything & make it inspirational to boot.
Winger.
I suppose that's the nature of a Choose Your Own Adventure type of story, but the man can argue literally anything & make it inspirational to boot.
Winger.
November 16, 2025 at 8:27 AM
This is for a very particular audience but for everyone, who finished Dispatch, is it just me or is Robert Robertson basically Jeff Winger?
I suppose that's the nature of a Choose Your Own Adventure type of story, but the man can argue literally anything & make it inspirational to boot.
Winger.
I suppose that's the nature of a Choose Your Own Adventure type of story, but the man can argue literally anything & make it inspirational to boot.
Winger.
I know a dancer who has a stack of cash stamped "Trump" that she's embarrassed to spend because some dumbass threw them in the club.
I laughed.
"U kidding? Find him again. Take every last penny that idiot has. Drown in those Trump dollars, take the stupid fuck for all he's worth"
And she did 🥰🥰🥰
I laughed.
"U kidding? Find him again. Take every last penny that idiot has. Drown in those Trump dollars, take the stupid fuck for all he's worth"
And she did 🥰🥰🥰
November 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I know a dancer who has a stack of cash stamped "Trump" that she's embarrassed to spend because some dumbass threw them in the club.
I laughed.
"U kidding? Find him again. Take every last penny that idiot has. Drown in those Trump dollars, take the stupid fuck for all he's worth"
And she did 🥰🥰🥰
I laughed.
"U kidding? Find him again. Take every last penny that idiot has. Drown in those Trump dollars, take the stupid fuck for all he's worth"
And she did 🥰🥰🥰
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Too often mutual aid requests stall while a person is alive, and then when they pass the goal is met quickly.
It’s hard to ask for help and as a community we need to commit to helping in life & in death.
We need to fund treatments, housing, food & caregivers… not just funerals.
It’s hard to ask for help and as a community we need to commit to helping in life & in death.
We need to fund treatments, housing, food & caregivers… not just funerals.
November 16, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Too often mutual aid requests stall while a person is alive, and then when they pass the goal is met quickly.
It’s hard to ask for help and as a community we need to commit to helping in life & in death.
We need to fund treatments, housing, food & caregivers… not just funerals.
It’s hard to ask for help and as a community we need to commit to helping in life & in death.
We need to fund treatments, housing, food & caregivers… not just funerals.
20 years ago when I first hit the bar scene it was standard for guys to ask you dumb shit like your top five favorite bands to try to simultaneously pick you up & judge you.
Ragebaiting wasn't a term yet, but I would say "The Dave Matthews Band & Christina Aguilera" just to piss them off.
Ragebaiting wasn't a term yet, but I would say "The Dave Matthews Band & Christina Aguilera" just to piss them off.
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 AM
20 years ago when I first hit the bar scene it was standard for guys to ask you dumb shit like your top five favorite bands to try to simultaneously pick you up & judge you.
Ragebaiting wasn't a term yet, but I would say "The Dave Matthews Band & Christina Aguilera" just to piss them off.
Ragebaiting wasn't a term yet, but I would say "The Dave Matthews Band & Christina Aguilera" just to piss them off.
Me wondering if I have a fever because why am I hot, only to turn discover it's because a very delicate fluff ball has curled up against my back so softly and quietly I didn't feel her do it 😭🥰
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Me wondering if I have a fever because why am I hot, only to turn discover it's because a very delicate fluff ball has curled up against my back so softly and quietly I didn't feel her do it 😭🥰
When I was out clubbing every weekend I thought it was normal that every song was about drinking. Kesha, Far East Movement, LMFAO...
Turns out Millennials just really liked getting trashed to music about getting trashed.
Tbh I'd like one more night in 2010 😄🥳
Turns out Millennials just really liked getting trashed to music about getting trashed.
Tbh I'd like one more night in 2010 😄🥳
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
When I was out clubbing every weekend I thought it was normal that every song was about drinking. Kesha, Far East Movement, LMFAO...
Turns out Millennials just really liked getting trashed to music about getting trashed.
Tbh I'd like one more night in 2010 😄🥳
Turns out Millennials just really liked getting trashed to music about getting trashed.
Tbh I'd like one more night in 2010 😄🥳
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At the same time the NY Times was hyping Hillary Clinton's emails, it had a reporter with emails from Jeffrey Epstein that were highly damaging to Trump.
The more NYT apologists try to minimize this the clearer it becomes that they don't understand why much of the public doesn't trust legacy media.
The more NYT apologists try to minimize this the clearer it becomes that they don't understand why much of the public doesn't trust legacy media.
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
At the same time the NY Times was hyping Hillary Clinton's emails, it had a reporter with emails from Jeffrey Epstein that were highly damaging to Trump.
The more NYT apologists try to minimize this the clearer it becomes that they don't understand why much of the public doesn't trust legacy media.
The more NYT apologists try to minimize this the clearer it becomes that they don't understand why much of the public doesn't trust legacy media.
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They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler
I shouldn't have to ask you three times to stop talking to me about Jesus. He isn't going to fix my disability.
One polite "I am not religious" should be enough.
Then "I was raised in the church and left it for good reason, I know what you're talking about & am not interested"
One polite "I am not religious" should be enough.
Then "I was raised in the church and left it for good reason, I know what you're talking about & am not interested"
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I shouldn't have to ask you three times to stop talking to me about Jesus. He isn't going to fix my disability.
One polite "I am not religious" should be enough.
Then "I was raised in the church and left it for good reason, I know what you're talking about & am not interested"
One polite "I am not religious" should be enough.
Then "I was raised in the church and left it for good reason, I know what you're talking about & am not interested"
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NEW: @propublica.org investigated the Chicago apartment raid where kids were zip-tied and citizens detained for hours. They find:
- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
NEW: @propublica.org investigated the Chicago apartment raid where kids were zip-tied and citizens detained for hours. They find:
- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
I'm so proud of the fact I was a day one hater 🥰 My intuition told me that this man was trash. Sometimes I'm wrong, but not usually.
Cry some more about how mean & complainy we are about an active genocide, you POS.
Cry some more about how mean & complainy we are about an active genocide, you POS.
"Being devoted to Israel is becoming increasingly incompatible with being a proud Democrat.”
-John Fetterman, on Bari Weiss' Free Press podcast "Honestly"
-John Fetterman, on Bari Weiss' Free Press podcast "Honestly"
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I'm so proud of the fact I was a day one hater 🥰 My intuition told me that this man was trash. Sometimes I'm wrong, but not usually.
Cry some more about how mean & complainy we are about an active genocide, you POS.
Cry some more about how mean & complainy we are about an active genocide, you POS.
I didn't post anything for Halloween, so here's a belated pic of me as a unicorn 🦄
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I didn't post anything for Halloween, so here's a belated pic of me as a unicorn 🦄
People wanna dance all over my last nerve and that is such a sincerely bad idea.
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 AM
People wanna dance all over my last nerve and that is such a sincerely bad idea.
ASMR makes me want to punch people in the face.
I'm talking a blackout blind blood rage in a way that freaks me out, because it is purely irrational and radically unbalanced to the amount of relative "annoyance" this sort of thing should cause.
I think I really do have that misophonia thing.
I'm talking a blackout blind blood rage in a way that freaks me out, because it is purely irrational and radically unbalanced to the amount of relative "annoyance" this sort of thing should cause.
I think I really do have that misophonia thing.
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
ASMR makes me want to punch people in the face.
I'm talking a blackout blind blood rage in a way that freaks me out, because it is purely irrational and radically unbalanced to the amount of relative "annoyance" this sort of thing should cause.
I think I really do have that misophonia thing.
I'm talking a blackout blind blood rage in a way that freaks me out, because it is purely irrational and radically unbalanced to the amount of relative "annoyance" this sort of thing should cause.
I think I really do have that misophonia thing.
We are as far away in history from Nirvana releasing Smells Like Teen Spirit as Smells Like Teen Spirit was from the release date of Elvis Pressley's All Shook Up.
With every day that passes those two events will be closer together than we will be to the release of Nevermind.
Time is a flat circle
With every day that passes those two events will be closer together than we will be to the release of Nevermind.
Time is a flat circle
November 9, 2025 at 9:26 AM
We are as far away in history from Nirvana releasing Smells Like Teen Spirit as Smells Like Teen Spirit was from the release date of Elvis Pressley's All Shook Up.
With every day that passes those two events will be closer together than we will be to the release of Nevermind.
Time is a flat circle
With every day that passes those two events will be closer together than we will be to the release of Nevermind.
Time is a flat circle
Thinking about the time my dad heard Gwen Stefani's Rich Girl, wrinkled his nose and said "This feels like a racial slur." 💀
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Thinking about the time my dad heard Gwen Stefani's Rich Girl, wrinkled his nose and said "This feels like a racial slur." 💀
Watching 13 Going on 30 for the first time since hs, cackling that there's a Liz Phair song in about cheating & being anxious to fuck, but it's in a cute montage where Jennifer Garner and Mark Ruffalo are supposed to take cute pics and fall in love.
What, couldn't get the rights to Hot White Cum?
What, couldn't get the rights to Hot White Cum?
November 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Watching 13 Going on 30 for the first time since hs, cackling that there's a Liz Phair song in about cheating & being anxious to fuck, but it's in a cute montage where Jennifer Garner and Mark Ruffalo are supposed to take cute pics and fall in love.
What, couldn't get the rights to Hot White Cum?
What, couldn't get the rights to Hot White Cum?
Hayley William's album Ego Death on repeat. Best whole album I've listened to since Rise & Fall of a Midwest Princess.
20 years and that woman is still *consistently* good, & I will always love her.
20 years and that woman is still *consistently* good, & I will always love her.
November 8, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Hayley William's album Ego Death on repeat. Best whole album I've listened to since Rise & Fall of a Midwest Princess.
20 years and that woman is still *consistently* good, & I will always love her.
20 years and that woman is still *consistently* good, & I will always love her.
Dragged myself across state lines on foam in the back of an SUV, held down with truck straps like cargo, shelling out a few grand for a hotel and out of pocket injections 2B approved for surgery.
All to discover the professional fee alone is $18,000, something they wouldn't disclose till today.
All to discover the professional fee alone is $18,000, something they wouldn't disclose till today.
November 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Dragged myself across state lines on foam in the back of an SUV, held down with truck straps like cargo, shelling out a few grand for a hotel and out of pocket injections 2B approved for surgery.
All to discover the professional fee alone is $18,000, something they wouldn't disclose till today.
All to discover the professional fee alone is $18,000, something they wouldn't disclose till today.
I've been away from home for a really long time.
My brother told me all the little shops and restaurants and boutiques have been pushed out and taken over by corporate chains. I can't afford the rent anymore.
I cried.
There is nowhere to go home to.
Home does not exist.
My brother told me all the little shops and restaurants and boutiques have been pushed out and taken over by corporate chains. I can't afford the rent anymore.
I cried.
There is nowhere to go home to.
Home does not exist.
November 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I've been away from home for a really long time.
My brother told me all the little shops and restaurants and boutiques have been pushed out and taken over by corporate chains. I can't afford the rent anymore.
I cried.
There is nowhere to go home to.
Home does not exist.
My brother told me all the little shops and restaurants and boutiques have been pushed out and taken over by corporate chains. I can't afford the rent anymore.
I cried.
There is nowhere to go home to.
Home does not exist.
I wish I had been brave enough to publish my writing 10 years ago.
It felt like it mattered a lot more when everyone didn't have AI at their fingertips to pretend to be good at something I worked very hard to be good at.
Meh.
I can do it without draining an ocean.
That means something to me.
It felt like it mattered a lot more when everyone didn't have AI at their fingertips to pretend to be good at something I worked very hard to be good at.
Meh.
I can do it without draining an ocean.
That means something to me.
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I wish I had been brave enough to publish my writing 10 years ago.
It felt like it mattered a lot more when everyone didn't have AI at their fingertips to pretend to be good at something I worked very hard to be good at.
Meh.
I can do it without draining an ocean.
That means something to me.
It felt like it mattered a lot more when everyone didn't have AI at their fingertips to pretend to be good at something I worked very hard to be good at.
Meh.
I can do it without draining an ocean.
That means something to me.
She said "You were too cool for him"
Which was true but what am I supposed to do, Rihanna isn't single.
Which was true but what am I supposed to do, Rihanna isn't single.
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
She said "You were too cool for him"
Which was true but what am I supposed to do, Rihanna isn't single.
Which was true but what am I supposed to do, Rihanna isn't single.
I deleted this app for about a week and when I brought it back it was in light mode.
I have never hissed so hard in my life.
I have never hissed so hard in my life.
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I deleted this app for about a week and when I brought it back it was in light mode.
I have never hissed so hard in my life.
I have never hissed so hard in my life.
Things are so rough around here I literally forgot today is Halloween, my favorite holiday.
I miss it.
I miss it.
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Things are so rough around here I literally forgot today is Halloween, my favorite holiday.
I miss it.
I miss it.
Oh no, a comedian I admire liked this and I am now *thatmuch* closer to workshopping my tight five.
I blame you all.
I blame you all.
Listening to jazz is like sitting down in a room full of geniuses and they all tell you to go fuck yourself
October 31, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Oh no, a comedian I admire liked this and I am now *thatmuch* closer to workshopping my tight five.
I blame you all.
I blame you all.