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Matt
@coolnessinc.bsky.social
He/Him. I live in Indiana, but not like that. I like books and coffee. I’m a cat person, but I’ll still pet your dog.

Don’t look: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:modcracogimat5hfyc325zsg/feed/aaanunf43yybk
But the streeeetch!
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Oh good. I thought you were upset and I would have felt clawful.
November 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Seems like a “whoever smelt it, dealt it” kind of situation….
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
You’re killing me right meow.
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
STOP
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Very dad-coded.
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Sorry.

It will happen again.
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
They probably think they’re doing us a favor too!
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
🍠🥔🫶
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It doesn’t help the appetite, but it sometimes helps the ✨vibe✨
November 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I spend the whole day tasting for seasoning and then can’t go as hard when mealtime comes. 😢
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
P-yam-ic attack.
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM