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Matt
@coolnessinc.bsky.social
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He/Him. I live in Indiana, but not like that. I like books and coffee. I’m a cat person, but I’ll still pet your dog.

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When I find the documents my mom saved “in Word”.
A photo of Trump smiling up at Mamdani in the Oval Office.
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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A meme with Trump smiling up at Mamdani in the Oval Office.
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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A meme with Trump smiling up at Mamdani in the Oval Office.
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Mood.
A well known meme of a grandmother adjusting her glasses trying to see her computer screen. She looks confused.
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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He sleeps with his toys sometimes.
A gray striped cat sleeping peacefully in a soft cat bed. He has a toy mouse tucked under is precious baby chin.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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The sky is doing stuff.
A photo of the northern lights in the night sky over a house. The sky is a bright red.
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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What are we doing here? Jersey Mike’s would never.
A screenshot of a Jimmy John’s social media post with an ad for a sandwich that uses a big pickle as the bread. The post says that this is “the internet’s favorite sandwich”, but you and I know that’s an outright lie.
October 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Cooked.
October 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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I know this isn’t what you’re talking about, but this is my that.
A spacemaker pencil box
October 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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“I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.”
A sink faucet installed incorrectly. Water is running into the sink too instead of into it
October 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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“I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.”
A car parked poorly. Not between the lines. A terrible parking job.
October 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
A yellow muppet wearing glasses and an old fashioned suit sits behind a news desk and speaks to the camera. He’s holding a paper, probably with some breaking news written on it and there’s a red telephone and a microphone on the news table in front of him.
January 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Live view of me waiting for the sandwich place to open so I can order lunch.
A model skeleton sitting near a window posing as though it is thoughtfully looking out the window.
January 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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I reckon we’ll see!
The word “euphoric” in a plain black font on a white background.
January 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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I am constantly insulted on this platform.
December 28, 2024 at 3:13 PM
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Gif from The Last of Us where Joel tells the others not to just be quiet, but to be silent
December 27, 2024 at 2:42 PM
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December 25, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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Current mood:
December 25, 2024 at 1:34 AM
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You’ll be visited by 3 spirits.

The spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 12:38 PM
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December 23, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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If this is a question, I like them all.

If this is a request, here.
December 17, 2024 at 12:48 AM
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Some foggy Gotham vibes out my hotel window this morning. I made sure to stand by the window and brood for a few minutes. It felt like the right thing to do.
December 10, 2024 at 2:28 PM