The National reads as more depressed dad than divorced dad to me, though the two are obviously not mutually exclusive.

I’m going to a game in Phoenix in February and I would prefer if they were as bad as everyone expected so I could get cheaper tickets.

I lived in the PNW in 2012. Every man I saw looked like a sensitive logger. I don’t need a movie about it.

It's about family. Under this criteria, the Fast and Furious franchise also qualifies.

I think it’s telling that nobody on the court was backing Zach up. Like, it’s hard to imagine Russ not at least chirping back at the fan, but everyone kept their mouths shut. Keegan even smiled! Maybe they weren’t interested in escalating the situation, but I have to think they agreed with the fan.

More of a business casual complaint.

Do we even have that technology?

Before anyone judges, the son is aware of this and is into it.

Pitching John Early for this.

I’ll introduce you to my guy for a small finder’s fee. Clearly I am very happy and not mentally ill. You can tell from my posts.

Why don’t they make the entire plane out of Jerry?

The turkey I sacrificed has resulted in a blessing.

And he gained all that notoriety despite never advertising.

Living in Seattle, if I wear Kings gear out and someone stops me to talk about it, we usually just share a solemn embrace before we return to our respective cars to cry.