Lincoln Taylor
conflummoxed.bsky.social
Lincoln Taylor
@conflummoxed.bsky.social
Canadian who believes in the greater good.

Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada.

"When faced with the unexpected, he panics."
I think I have only ever seen one leech, and it was a lot bigger than I expected. So I think the only way to get me in the water now is if someone throws me in. It's a huge NOPE for me.
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I really like things that do not feed on blood. Especially if it is my blood.
December 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Antisocial.
December 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It looks a bit like a big tick with claws. Which is quite terrifying, really.
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
From now on, for all official transactions and documents, your name is "Norah", and you were born there.
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Probably a lot more windmills.
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Wait a minute, I know how to do that.

Ummm...

Oh.

(Shit.)
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I think you mean one step *past* eating paste. I think by now he is already gnawing on the wallboard.
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The Cerritos. I think I would fit in better there.

(Really though, anything but an Oberth Class would be fine.)
December 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Insider report: You may not see me in the video, but I am working inside the Grant Store (see photo). The reception has been great so far. And Saturday evening was insanely busy. Week 1 complete, three more to go (plus the two bonus days later).
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
You are still young. And cats are a renewable resource. Don't give up hope!
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Somewhere in there, you have to squeeze in "Buy more wine". Maybe 17.5 and 23.5? Whatever fits your schedule.
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
NO redeeming qualities of any kind.
December 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
a blue and white flag with an x on it
ALT: a blue and white flag with an x on it
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
That's the Andrew it's still safe to talk about, right?
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
You are truly the hero we need in these troubled times.
November 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
You're the new Santa???
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I swear a lot more now than I did in past. I believe I am more accurately reflecting the current state of the world that way. But I mostly do it in person, not so much online.
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Are you seated near a large window so that the locals can line up and gawk at you?
November 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I hope you do not get stuck to your seat and end up as a permanent passenger on this aeroplane!

(I hear the DC-3 has pretty good legroom, at least.)
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I think they just mean on that day. 25 December. You will have ample dining before then, I am sure.
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM