Lincoln Taylor
@conflummoxed.bsky.social
Canadian who believes in the greater good.
Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada.
"When faced with the unexpected, he panics."
Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada.
"When faced with the unexpected, he panics."
I think I have only ever seen one leech, and it was a lot bigger than I expected. So I think the only way to get me in the water now is if someone throws me in. It's a huge NOPE for me.
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I think I have only ever seen one leech, and it was a lot bigger than I expected. So I think the only way to get me in the water now is if someone throws me in. It's a huge NOPE for me.
I really like things that do not feed on blood. Especially if it is my blood.
December 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I really like things that do not feed on blood. Especially if it is my blood.
It looks a bit like a big tick with claws. Which is quite terrifying, really.
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It looks a bit like a big tick with claws. Which is quite terrifying, really.
From now on, for all official transactions and documents, your name is "Norah", and you were born there.
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
From now on, for all official transactions and documents, your name is "Norah", and you were born there.
Probably a lot more windmills.
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Probably a lot more windmills.
Wait a minute, I know how to do that.
Ummm...
Oh.
(Shit.)
Ummm...
Oh.
(Shit.)
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Wait a minute, I know how to do that.
Ummm...
Oh.
(Shit.)
Ummm...
Oh.
(Shit.)
I think you mean one step *past* eating paste. I think by now he is already gnawing on the wallboard.
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I think you mean one step *past* eating paste. I think by now he is already gnawing on the wallboard.
The Cerritos. I think I would fit in better there.
(Really though, anything but an Oberth Class would be fine.)
(Really though, anything but an Oberth Class would be fine.)
December 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The Cerritos. I think I would fit in better there.
(Really though, anything but an Oberth Class would be fine.)
(Really though, anything but an Oberth Class would be fine.)
Insider report: You may not see me in the video, but I am working inside the Grant Store (see photo). The reception has been great so far. And Saturday evening was insanely busy. Week 1 complete, three more to go (plus the two bonus days later).
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Insider report: You may not see me in the video, but I am working inside the Grant Store (see photo). The reception has been great so far. And Saturday evening was insanely busy. Week 1 complete, three more to go (plus the two bonus days later).
You are still young. And cats are a renewable resource. Don't give up hope!
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
You are still young. And cats are a renewable resource. Don't give up hope!
Somewhere in there, you have to squeeze in "Buy more wine". Maybe 17.5 and 23.5? Whatever fits your schedule.
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Somewhere in there, you have to squeeze in "Buy more wine". Maybe 17.5 and 23.5? Whatever fits your schedule.
NO redeeming qualities of any kind.
December 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
NO redeeming qualities of any kind.
That's the Andrew it's still safe to talk about, right?
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
That's the Andrew it's still safe to talk about, right?
You are truly the hero we need in these troubled times.
November 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
You are truly the hero we need in these troubled times.
You're the new Santa???
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
You're the new Santa???
I swear a lot more now than I did in past. I believe I am more accurately reflecting the current state of the world that way. But I mostly do it in person, not so much online.
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I swear a lot more now than I did in past. I believe I am more accurately reflecting the current state of the world that way. But I mostly do it in person, not so much online.
Are you seated near a large window so that the locals can line up and gawk at you?
November 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Are you seated near a large window so that the locals can line up and gawk at you?
I hope you do not get stuck to your seat and end up as a permanent passenger on this aeroplane!
(I hear the DC-3 has pretty good legroom, at least.)
(I hear the DC-3 has pretty good legroom, at least.)
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I hope you do not get stuck to your seat and end up as a permanent passenger on this aeroplane!
(I hear the DC-3 has pretty good legroom, at least.)
(I hear the DC-3 has pretty good legroom, at least.)
I think they just mean on that day. 25 December. You will have ample dining before then, I am sure.
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I think they just mean on that day. 25 December. You will have ample dining before then, I am sure.