competentposter
@competentposter.bsky.social
Bringing my posts to the timeline in a creaking wooden cart. Four-time @Ppallo Home Run award winner.
Ontario, Canada.
My art acc: @ShrineAmbience.bsky.social
https://competentposter.neocities.org/
Ontario, Canada.
My art acc: @ShrineAmbience.bsky.social
https://competentposter.neocities.org/
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(pouring my 100th cup of tea for the day) little cup of tea never hurt nobody
December 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
(pouring my 100th cup of tea for the day) little cup of tea never hurt nobody
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Almost hit a snowflake with my car but managed to swerve at the last second
December 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Almost hit a snowflake with my car but managed to swerve at the last second
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What an English Knight would've looked like at the Battle of Crécy in 1346
December 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
What an English Knight would've looked like at the Battle of Crécy in 1346
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at the noodle spot, listening to chinese drake
December 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
at the noodle spot, listening to chinese drake
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one-horse open sleighs are low key goated in situations where dashing through the snow is the vibe
December 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
one-horse open sleighs are low key goated in situations where dashing through the snow is the vibe
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[Staring at my finger, where I've nicked it while cutting vegetables]
[My wife] you're barely bleeding, its fine. My parents are going to be here in ten minutes.
[Me, tearing up] I have been pierced by a Morgul-Blade
[My wife] you're barely bleeding, its fine. My parents are going to be here in ten minutes.
[Me, tearing up] I have been pierced by a Morgul-Blade
December 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
[Staring at my finger, where I've nicked it while cutting vegetables]
[My wife] you're barely bleeding, its fine. My parents are going to be here in ten minutes.
[Me, tearing up] I have been pierced by a Morgul-Blade
[My wife] you're barely bleeding, its fine. My parents are going to be here in ten minutes.
[Me, tearing up] I have been pierced by a Morgul-Blade
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Rest of the band: Alright Keith, we’ve got a new song about a little lad going around. Scuttling around.
Keith Moon, inside a photorealistic past life memory where he’s battling a cave bear with his dead friend’s ulna: o k fellas
Keith Moon, inside a photorealistic past life memory where he’s battling a cave bear with his dead friend’s ulna: o k fellas
November 27, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Rest of the band: Alright Keith, we’ve got a new song about a little lad going around. Scuttling around.
Keith Moon, inside a photorealistic past life memory where he’s battling a cave bear with his dead friend’s ulna: o k fellas
Keith Moon, inside a photorealistic past life memory where he’s battling a cave bear with his dead friend’s ulna: o k fellas
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My hand towards heaven - I vow to all assembled : There is a general movement tending towards complete realisation of The Unified International Theory of Wise Principles in our lifetime
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My hand towards heaven - I vow to all assembled : There is a general movement tending towards complete realisation of The Unified International Theory of Wise Principles in our lifetime
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Just saw an absolute beast of a motorcycle swoop down and pluck some cyclists right out of their nesting ground
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Just saw an absolute beast of a motorcycle swoop down and pluck some cyclists right out of their nesting ground
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Some say I have used my position as the editor of the community newsletter to produce "rambling diatribes" and "disturbing manifestos".
This is proof that your neighbours and friends are not engaging with the newsletter in good faith, and are not to be trusted.
This is proof that your neighbours and friends are not engaging with the newsletter in good faith, and are not to be trusted.
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Some say I have used my position as the editor of the community newsletter to produce "rambling diatribes" and "disturbing manifestos".
This is proof that your neighbours and friends are not engaging with the newsletter in good faith, and are not to be trusted.
This is proof that your neighbours and friends are not engaging with the newsletter in good faith, and are not to be trusted.
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if THIS FLAG OFFENDS YOU
I'LL HELP YOU PACK
I'LL HELP YOU PACK
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
if THIS FLAG OFFENDS YOU
I'LL HELP YOU PACK
I'LL HELP YOU PACK
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I'll always keep it real with you chief
December 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I'll always keep it real with you chief
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👈🏻Top 1% of listeners to the low hum of The Eternal Monument
December 5, 2025 at 11:48 AM
👈🏻Top 1% of listeners to the low hum of The Eternal Monument
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December 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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if i had a camel i would gemtly pat it humps an say there there
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
if i had a camel i would gemtly pat it humps an say there there
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The Red Grouse. Lagopus lagopus. A name so nice you say it twice
December 4, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The Red Grouse. Lagopus lagopus. A name so nice you say it twice
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Up until pretty recently Santa’s elves just made flint arrowheads
December 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Up until pretty recently Santa’s elves just made flint arrowheads
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I know the answer but still i haven’t really seen anybody talk about: If “narco-terrorists” are such a threat because they’re “poisoning americans,” why are their victims, drug addicts, treated like criminals?
December 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I know the answer but still i haven’t really seen anybody talk about: If “narco-terrorists” are such a threat because they’re “poisoning americans,” why are their victims, drug addicts, treated like criminals?
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Every day feels like this when you keep Christmas is your heart the whole year round.
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Every day feels like this when you keep Christmas is your heart the whole year round.
My spotify wrapped says I like listening to pluggnB, didgicore, and botanica tracks on soundcloud
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
My spotify wrapped says I like listening to pluggnB, didgicore, and botanica tracks on soundcloud