Michael
@colyndwyr.bsky.social
A Nemophilist who resents age being used as a proxy for maturity.
Life is a haiku
because I almost get it
Then I am distracted by a shiny thing
If you're interested in being mean to people pass on by.
Life is a haiku
because I almost get it
Then I am distracted by a shiny thing
If you're interested in being mean to people pass on by.
I asked my Barkgpt and Chatgpt what I should do this afternoon.
Chat started asking for more info
Barkgpt said Nap time
(Dear Chatgpt...you're fired) #dogs
Chat started asking for more info
Barkgpt said Nap time
(Dear Chatgpt...you're fired) #dogs
September 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I asked my Barkgpt and Chatgpt what I should do this afternoon.
Chat started asking for more info
Barkgpt said Nap time
(Dear Chatgpt...you're fired) #dogs
Chat started asking for more info
Barkgpt said Nap time
(Dear Chatgpt...you're fired) #dogs
Molly and Delilah have decided to launch an intervention over my worrying "lack of snackies sharing" behaviour 😏🥰 #dogsofbluesky
September 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Molly and Delilah have decided to launch an intervention over my worrying "lack of snackies sharing" behaviour 😏🥰 #dogsofbluesky
I still recall the hidden Faerie Glen we found in the West of Ireland #landscapes. Its memory brings peace.
September 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I still recall the hidden Faerie Glen we found in the West of Ireland #landscapes. Its memory brings peace.
Some Sundays begin with peace...(and coffee...always coffee). I hope everyone has a nourishing day #littlethings
August 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Some Sundays begin with peace...(and coffee...always coffee). I hope everyone has a nourishing day #littlethings
Yup. And when they offer to cook you've got it made!
August 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Yup. And when they offer to cook you've got it made!
Delilah heard the Thunder before we did. #dogsofbluesky
July 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Delilah heard the Thunder before we did. #dogsofbluesky
If people are present enough to notice my namaste garden gnome, or do and don't smile, the front door simply doesn't get answered. He's a faultless negativity filter. 🙂
July 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
If people are present enough to notice my namaste garden gnome, or do and don't smile, the front door simply doesn't get answered. He's a faultless negativity filter. 🙂
Delilah has decided she's not a morning pup after all. 🤔🥰
July 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Delilah has decided she's not a morning pup after all. 🤔🥰
My old friend watching the movie was grinning at the end, then sent me these. 😆
July 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
My old friend watching the movie was grinning at the end, then sent me these. 😆
What a great weekend! There is absolutely nothing that the universe can do to make it bette.....
Universe: "weiner dog racing?".
(....Well played Universe, well played)
Universe: "weiner dog racing?".
(....Well played Universe, well played)
July 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
What a great weekend! There is absolutely nothing that the universe can do to make it bette.....
Universe: "weiner dog racing?".
(....Well played Universe, well played)
Universe: "weiner dog racing?".
(....Well played Universe, well played)
Excuse us. We see you has da sandwich. We is also liking da sandwich.
July 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Excuse us. We see you has da sandwich. We is also liking da sandwich.
At the end of the day, sitting in the bouquet of lilies after the rain, listening to birdsong is a great way to be reminded of the beauty of stillness. #peaceful
July 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
At the end of the day, sitting in the bouquet of lilies after the rain, listening to birdsong is a great way to be reminded of the beauty of stillness. #peaceful
July 7, 2025 at 11:42 AM
My spiritual advisor
Has counseled me to stay in bed and have a lie in.
(And by spiritual advisor I of course mean Delilah). #dogsofbluesky
Has counseled me to stay in bed and have a lie in.
(And by spiritual advisor I of course mean Delilah). #dogsofbluesky
July 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
My spiritual advisor
Has counseled me to stay in bed and have a lie in.
(And by spiritual advisor I of course mean Delilah). #dogsofbluesky
Has counseled me to stay in bed and have a lie in.
(And by spiritual advisor I of course mean Delilah). #dogsofbluesky
While I wondered about the ramifications of the Iran strike Molly wondered when I'd finish topping up her pawdling pool. #dogsofbluesky
June 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
While I wondered about the ramifications of the Iran strike Molly wondered when I'd finish topping up her pawdling pool. #dogsofbluesky
Molly and Delilah send their hugs
June 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Molly and Delilah send their hugs
People never ask me how to solve world crises.
🤔 Maybe it's because my answer is always "have they thought of getting a dog?". #dogsofbluesky
🤔 Maybe it's because my answer is always "have they thought of getting a dog?". #dogsofbluesky
June 3, 2025 at 8:51 AM
People never ask me how to solve world crises.
🤔 Maybe it's because my answer is always "have they thought of getting a dog?". #dogsofbluesky
🤔 Maybe it's because my answer is always "have they thought of getting a dog?". #dogsofbluesky
Delilah told me to stop doom scrolling as her ear wasn't going to scratch itself. Delilah is a very smart girl. #dogsofbluesky
May 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Delilah told me to stop doom scrolling as her ear wasn't going to scratch itself. Delilah is a very smart girl. #dogsofbluesky
Molly has had enough of all the troubles in the world and has retreated to her doggy pad, there to dream of a better world, where people share their dinners without her having to give them "da stare". #dogsofbluesky
May 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Molly has had enough of all the troubles in the world and has retreated to her doggy pad, there to dream of a better world, where people share their dinners without her having to give them "da stare". #dogsofbluesky
Elise Stefanik congratulates Mike Waltz for failing upwards better then her..."fair play" she said #mikewaltz
May 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Elise Stefanik congratulates Mike Waltz for failing upwards better then her..."fair play" she said #mikewaltz
Our pup Molly is an immigrant to Canada herself and feels very strongly on the subject. She says "denail of da treats to da imagints is bad"
April 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Our pup Molly is an immigrant to Canada herself and feels very strongly on the subject. She says "denail of da treats to da imagints is bad"
Molly is demanding compensatory treats for having to lie on the floor....apparently the other charging pad available doesn't count 😏
April 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Molly is demanding compensatory treats for having to lie on the floor....apparently the other charging pad available doesn't count 😏