I mean they’re betting on stablecoins as a way to try and normalize-by-proxy their corrupt crypto shenanigans, like very clearly.

Forward demand for the dollar is driven largely by dollar denominated liabilities.

I can’t even parse what’s happening here, like the fact people think they can just say this shit is the sign of a failing culture.

Don’t worry we got there.

This one’s a shoo-in.

My father’s side is all catholic and they are also all really liberal. They have a whole nomenclature around it too.

I went to my uncle’s funeral, he was a kind man and they talked about how he was really into ‘creation care’ and I was like hm, what’s that.

Oh! Right, he was an environmentalist.

Sure if you’re an account that’s less than 5 days old, after that we let you do 20x leverage.

Hear me out: we integrate paycheck lending.

I’ll slam the bid on that all the way up to 45%.

Think we just invented an a16z business here fellas.

Is there an extra fee if I want it delivered in a chip bag?

I am consistently impressed by LinkedIn’s ability to be trashier than I think it is.

Plan the work, work the plan.

I think at this point he can only be taken out by counter-bullshit.

To that end, the conspiracy I’d like to start is that Epstein was just a guy in Trump’s orbit who, while vile, was made into the fall guy and Trump is the real kingpin which is what’s in the files.

Can’t be sure until we see them!

I should clarify before y’all start in on me: I know nothing about sportsball, just knew this one would land.

Those emails are pretty heinous

I hear you friend but don’t be overly hard on yourself either, because it’s oftentimes not super safe to confront people especially in a society that is hella patriarchal and will form up to protect bad actors.

Like goddamn just look at what the GOP is doing.

I see Vance has the same “instincts” for medicine that he does for ordering donuts.

I’m for this, but I would ideally like them to first divest the cooking app because it’s pretty good and I’d like to keep using it.

Can we get Mamdani to eminent domain the New York Times building or something?

They clearly aren’t using it for anything.