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Colin "Named One of Toronto's Best Escape Rooms 2022" McInerney
@colin.how
1.1K followers 690 following 1.6K posts
Studio Head @pedalboard.games.
Level Design Lead on Truck-kun at @strangescaffold.bsky.social.
Programming at @criticalbliss.bsky.social.
Website: http://colin.how
Buy CRDM1RR: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3830150
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the classic tweet: "Well, I'd like to see ol Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam!" *Trump wriggles his way out of the jam easily* Ah! Well. Nevertheless,"
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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every time my computer updates in the slightest i have to remove this fucking nonsense thing from my computer, which apparently only serves to break RB4 Instrument Mapper, because without it all of my controllers still work, and i can play clone hero with my guitar.
a cropped screenshot of the Add or Remove Programs application on Windows, showing Microsoft GameInput, a program that i cannot divine the use of besides breaking things
November 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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breakfast crunchwrap. lime sour cream base, hash brown, black beans w/ paprika and garlic, fuego takis, egg fried in enchilada sauce, cheese, guac.
the ingredients described previously stacked on an open tortilla the crunchwrap folded up and cooking in a panini press the finished crunchwrap on a plate
November 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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got a waffle maker as a wedding present so naturally i made waffles
half a belgian waffle on a plate with maple syrup, chocolate syrup, and some strawberries on top
November 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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happy halloween from peanut
a small brown vaguely dachshund shaped dog wearing a puppy shirt that looks like a charcuterie board
October 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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cheesy broccoli pasta, salad w/ straberries and feta, buffalo broccoli bites.
an image of the described meal on a plate with the salad in a bowl
October 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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married my wife, as one does
two people, myself snd my wife, at a sweetheart table covered in greenery and LED candles. i am in a wine red suit with a black tie, with my wife in a white reception dress. she looks gorgeous because she is my wife.
October 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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i feel seen
"the girl with big titties"
October 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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absolutely unhinged that noclip is threatening to kill jesse if you don't subscribe
September 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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happy 6th birthday peanut
my dog, peanut, who is a some sort of dachshund mix with a light chestnut brown fur
September 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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scrambling to finish the game's story implementation 2 weeks ahead of launch because i have a Lot Of Other Shit To Do but this was a nice e-mail to get to keep my motivation up
an email from steam saying "Creepy Redneck Dinosaur Mansion 1 Re-Raptored has been reviewed and no blocking issues were encountered." this means that CRDM1RR can be released whenever i want it to. :)
September 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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thumb chillin, chunky part of your thumb on the neck
see previous alt text for description of properly held guitar neck
September 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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claw style
holding the neck of a guitar hero controller with the thumb tip touching the back of the neck, facing toward the fingertips. proper form is to lay the thumb on the neck with the tip facing toward the top of the guitar, allowing it to lay in the palm
September 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Bethesda has a job posting up for Senior Director of Quality Assurance. The guy who used to do this job hired my for my first games industry position as a QA tester. He was laid off recently.

The job description mentions "AI-driven testing solutions."

🙃
10+ years of experience in game QA, with at least 5 years in a leadership role managing large teams across multiple locations. Proven experience collaborating with game development teams to create and execute test plans that align with creative and technical goals. Expertise in test automation and familiarity with modern tools like Selenium, Unreal Engine testing frameworks, Unity Test Runner, and AI-driven testing solutions. Deep knowledge of compliance, performance, and certification processes for major gaming platforms (Xbox, PlayStation, Steam, cloud gaming). Experience implementing AI and machine learning techniques in testing, such as procedural playtesting, AI-driven bug detection, and reinforcement learning for quality prediction. Strong leadership and communication skills, with a passion for mentoring teams and driving cross-functional collaboration. A love for Bethesda games and an appreciation for deep, open-world RPGs that emphasize player choice.
August 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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yeah, i eat ass
the butt of a loaf of bread
August 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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only 14 more hours of this fucker for 99 strength and then i can do it all again with 4 other combat stats
The Gemstone Crab in Old School RuneScape, a boss consisting of a 10-minute timer where players may hit it freely and take minimal damage before it moves to a new location. Meant to be fought largely AFK, making it great for combat training while doing literally anything else.
August 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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we're so back
my player character in critically-acclaimed MMORPG final fantasy ffxiv, a lalafell, absolutely slaying in a black and red outfit
August 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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scene from austin powers: the spy who shagged me. the president is holding a red phone, and being stopped from talking into hit by his general, who asks “are you suggesting we blow up the moon?”
August 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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5-digit club 😎
a screenshot from skyzoo.blue showing my account as being #83,560
July 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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runescape combat leveling has always been trending toward carcinisation due to rock/sand/ammonite crabs having low attack and high hp, but they recently added a crab boss that can't die. now instead of having to find a solo spot, everyone gets to hit the same crab forever. peak design.
an Old School RuneScape screenshot showing a giant green/gray crab with various colored gemstones growing off of its shell. it is engaged with combat against a large group of players, who are being hit for 0 damage while doing damage to the crab.
July 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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okay dont judge my garage but i left my garage door open and the camera caught this and like is this guy ok?? lmao (sound on)
July 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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great minds
a still from rupaul’a drag race season 5 on my tv
July 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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more good news for today, i get to start reading a new foundational text. grats @victoriatran.bsky.social!!
A paperback edition of Mastering Community Management by Victoria Tran
July 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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i hope this has no use in this game whatsoever. you can just do this and i love it. you can run, climb walls, whatever. beat your chest.
July 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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what “other stats”?
character stats screen in raidou remastered. str is 34, the remaining stats are 12 or less.
July 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM