In a sad re-make of the original Parable of the Talents, Kemi Badenoch has buried her discussable Talent, and keeps revisiting the site to dig the hole deeper. She is burying her talent where nobody will ever find it.

Zero comes to Nero.

These last two weeks, Kemi has begun to talk loudly, talk rubbish, and wave her arms about, like someone who mis-read the label on her medication.
I don't think that any votes will be won with this style.

Unseen dark forces are everywhere.

With that spec, perhaps we should give Ukraine a boost by giving our new tanks to Putin.

Scheduling clash with prison-visiting times.

While helping Durham Council sink further into debt and chaos, Darren Grimes grins like a kid who just got his Patrol Leader badge.

His words are like bad breath.

Chris Mason is looking a bit old.
Being nasty wrinkles the skin, they say.

But never fear - he'll be up at the crack of dawn to have another gratuitous crack at the Labour Government.

Chris Mason = Laura 2.0.
He is so relentless, I wonder if he is on some kind of commission.

She is a nasty piece of work.
Bullying, abusive, weasel words, with a slimy, self-congratulatory smirk to go with them.
Ugh!

Trump has become what is known as a Lame Fuck President.

If Robbie Gibb really thinks he is the 'victim of weaponisation', perhaps hara-kiri is the way forward.