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Eryn (coffeelock paints)
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they/them • I paint #miniatures • #BattleTech Pride Anthology 2024, as Ryn Mackie • Commissions OPEN
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I've been working on upgrading my base game. On the advice from a friend, I picked up some slightly larger bases... it's insane how much room a couple millimeters can give you. I've been re-basing some of my favorite pieces so they stay fresh.
Giant enemy crab King Crab in Star League colors stomping down the street, singing "do wah diddy ditty dum ditty do."
November 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Hot diggitty dog, if it isn't the consequences of their own actions.
Hot dog man
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Post something random just for fun
Hunchback vs stabbo
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Honorable mention
A tau robit blows up a fascist robit
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Introduce yourself with four MECHS
Vindicator, my beloved. I just love how utilitarian the Orion is Hierofalcon is best girl Oh my God is that Zoid Shadow Fox?
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Getting close to finishing my first #Warhammer project. These ratings are a commission for a friend, and I'm very glad I got to dig into painting something for 40k without dropping a bunch of money on a kill team.
Snake. Snake. Snaaaaaakkkkkkeeeee! No fr it's a Ratling commander.
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Trying to stay strong this holiday season
She Scour my Sands until I [Heat Critical: Shutdown Initiated]
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Artists, please show:
✨️The first piece you did in 2025
✨️ Your favorite piece of the year
✨️Your most popular piece
✨️ Your most recent piece

(In order: Hatchetman, Exterminator, King Crab, Turkina. Jury's still out on whether the Turkina will surpass the King Crab as most popular)
A miniature Hatchetman painted in the colors of the Lyran Guards A miniature Exterminator poses for the camera, painted in the colors of the Star League Smoke Jaguars A miniature King Crab in motion. Painted in SLDF green. A stupid, sexy Turkina domms a hapless Hammerhead in the battle of Hamarr
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Palette cleanser! First new mini in a while: I've been working on it for a month between commissions and hanging out with my son. This is Alexis Zarnofsky's "Ghostbird", from @swankmotron.com 's "Without Question"!
#battletech #miniatures
A miniature Turkina BattleMech painted in the colors of Clan Jade Falcon's 1st Falcon Sentinels. It is stepping on a Hammerhead from Clan Hell's Horses' Firehorse Galaxy. A miniature Turkina BattleMech painted in the colors of Clan Jade Falcon's 1st Falcon Sentinels. It is stepping on a Hammerhead from Clan Hell's Horses' Firehorse Galaxy A miniature Turkina BattleMech painted in the colors of Clan Jade Falcon's 1st Falcon Sentinels. It is stepping on a Hammerhead from Clan Hell's Horses' Firehorse Galaxy A look at the freehand Jade Falcon on the top of this Turkina
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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I wasn't entirely happy with the base on this Exterminator, so I gave it a little update. Inspired by the chaparral off I5 lol.
#battletech #miniatures #Smoke Jaguar
A miniature Exterminator battlemech painted in ilClan Smoke Jaguar colors. A miniature Exterminator battlemech painted in ilClan Smoke Jaguar colors A miniature Exterminator battlemech painted in ilClan Smoke Jaguar colors
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Actually I don't really give a fuck what people but with their food stamps. If you do, its because you're a fucking loser.
November 17, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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"... but what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?" -Terry Pratchett, Snuff
November 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Sailor moon reading a magazine titled "Gigantic Asses". For the articles, surely.
November 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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In light of recent revelations, this could be the best thing Dershowitz ever does
Alan Dershowitz writes a check his tush can't cash
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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My cat, Sharpie, had some medical expenses recently that put us back more than we had budgeted for. To recoup the costs and make it through the month, I'm selling a lance of #miniature #battletech 11th Lyran Guard for $400 and free shipping with the continental US. DMs open!
Sharpie saying "If I fits, I sits." Hello baby! A lance of Lyran Guards. From left to right: Thanatos, Bushwaker, Griffin, Falconer.
November 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Without downloading anything, where are you at mentally rn?
A sticker that bears a picture of John Brown, which reads: "BORN TO RAID SOUTH IS A FUCK Free Em All 1859 I am john brown 410,747,864,530 DEAD CONFEDERATES"
October 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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If you see this, post an image you saved because it makes you laugh
All the original sailors ands no one else
October 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Squad goals if I'm being honest. 4/5ths of Charlie Star, of the Ninth Raven Wing Cluster.
They see me rollin They hatin' Patrollin' And tryna catch me ridin' dirty
October 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Enough shitposting, back to minis! This here is a Stormcrow with some very light reposing to have it stepping over some debris. #MechWarrior #battletech #miniatures
A Stormcrow painted in the colors of the Raven Alliance's Beta Galaxy A Stormcrow painted in the colors of the Raven Alliance's Beta Galaxy A Stormcrow painted in the colors of the Raven Alliance's Beta Galaxy
October 4, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Spooky scary skeleton send shivers down my spine
October 4, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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"Refuse your what now?"
I got to paint Adam Steiner's Axman for a friend! I'm particularly proud of the basing: it's inspired by Southern California's chaparral. #battletech #mechwarrior #miniatures
A miniature Axman battlemech painted in yellow and gray camo, stomping a dismembered Hunchback IIC. A miniature Axman battlemech painted in yellow and gray camo, stomping a dismembered Hunchback IIC.
October 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Bit sure if intentional but she's a dead ringer for Riley Pinkerton from Castle Rat.
A band of sexy cool wizards poses for a photo op
September 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Dropping these for no real reason. Unrelated to anything going on right now. screenrant.com/disney-scram...
A Twitter thread by John Bull about the "trust thermocline" A Twitter thread by John Bull about the "trust thermocline" A Twitter thread by John Bull about the "trust thermocline" A Twitter thread by John Bull about the "trust thermocline"
September 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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I decided to re-base my Falcon Sentinels with an urban rubble motif. Hoping to reflect the battle of Hamarr; when I move on to my Firehorse Galaxy I will be basing them on urban rubble as well. #battletech #mechwarrior #miniatures
A miniature Kraken/Bane battlemech painted in the colors of the 1st Falcon Sentinels A miniature Kraken/Bane battlemech painted in the colors of the 1st Falcon Sentinels A miniature Kraken/Bane battlemech painted in the colors of the 1st Falcon Sentinels
September 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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I saved this handy info graphic for just such an occasion. The FCC threatened broadcasters of they didn't take action against Kimmel. Clear 1st Amendment violation.
Infographic
September 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM