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Rocky
@coffeeelf.bsky.social
Professional car nerd, coffee-based life form, she/her 🏳️‍🌈, #actuallyadhd, cat servant
It’s amazing! Not being Monday, and not coming in at ass o’clock in the morning, does absolute wonders for my ability to human!
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Psst millennials are like 30ish to early 40's, pls fuck off with the kids these days bullshit
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
In conclusion, attending the Monthly Annoying Meeting from home was a good idea. I've had a kitten on my feet and a comfy desk chair.
December 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
There is a kitten sitting on my foot taking a bath
December 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Sunset, and I finally peel myself off the floor. No longer dead tired, just vaguely tired.
December 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It’s amazingly hard to do work when I’ve spent much of my day being annoyed and/or overwhelmed.
December 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Hey business world. Not being a morning person isn’t a problem, moral failing, issue, weird etc. Especially in retail where we’re open late, embrace having some vampires on your staff who can function at night, stop thinking we’re weird for being useless at ass o’clock in the morning.
December 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Starting with annoying meeting, bad enough. Barrage of bullshit that I can’t get help with, even worse. I need a refund on today, it’s too Monday.
December 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
It’s way too bright, way too early, and no one wants me around, no matter what you think
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
For some reason, people think that 8:30 is a great time for training meetings.

Someone pls wake me at a civilized hour
December 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 11:46 AM
@labcoatguy.bsky.social and I watching "Battle of Britain:" we both get thoroughly sidetracked figuring out where they got all the planes and cars.
December 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
After this three-day weekend, I’m still not ready to go back to work. I’ve had fun.
December 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It’s probably a good thing that I ran out of grout and had to pause my bathroom work. Hyperfocus may be useful, but ooooof.
December 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I would highly recommend a DIY bathroom renovation if you’re looking for a new workout and/or enjoy irritating shit like tiling and grouting and caulking
December 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
In case I ever forget I’m lactose intolerant, one of those cream cheese and smoked salmon sushi rolls will remind me
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
“Hey Rocky, how did you spend your day off?”
Well, my shower is fully tiled and getting grouted
December 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
After a morning of cleaning all the things, I spent the afternoon on the internet and listening to a random podcast about haunted shit. It's been a good day off.
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
After a serious cleaning marathon, time for leftover wings and loafing.
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
House is waaaay cleaner and I feel better. Oh hey, that’s a lot of work.
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Update: it’s amazing how the house feels a lot better with less clutter
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I’m convinced that cleaning being calming is because the results are so obvious.
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM