Coelomate
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still here on the internet after all these years
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Trump Invites Jeffrey Epstein On Stage To Explain There No Conspiracy https://theonion.com/trump-invites-jeffrey-epstein-on-stage-to-explain-there-no-conspiracy/
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Trump Invites Jeffrey Epstein On Stage To Explain There No Conspiracy https://theonion.com/trump-invites-jeffrey-epstein-on-stage-to-explain-there-no-conspiracy/
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‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
WASHINGTON—Responding to recent revelations suggesting the prominent economist was a close associate of the late child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, a devastated nation reportedly joined together to...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
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My god (sorry I’m late on a bunch of this stuff. But wow!)
According to this NYT report, the head of the FBI and the Attorney General are holding meetings *in the Situation Room* with GOP lawmakers they are trying to pressure to rescind their votes to release the Epstein info. This is madness.
According to this NYT report, the head of the FBI and the Attorney General are holding meetings *in the Situation Room* with GOP lawmakers they are trying to pressure to rescind their votes to release the Epstein info. This is madness.
November 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
My god (sorry I’m late on a bunch of this stuff. But wow!)
According to this NYT report, the head of the FBI and the Attorney General are holding meetings *in the Situation Room* with GOP lawmakers they are trying to pressure to rescind their votes to release the Epstein info. This is madness.
According to this NYT report, the head of the FBI and the Attorney General are holding meetings *in the Situation Room* with GOP lawmakers they are trying to pressure to rescind their votes to release the Epstein info. This is madness.
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turns out the emails we should have been reading in 2016 were from the NYT
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
turns out the emails we should have been reading in 2016 were from the NYT
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Unlike other newspapers, The Onion has never once declined to print pictures of Donald Trump with girls in bikinis in Jeffrey Epstein’s kitchen.
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November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Unlike other newspapers, The Onion has never once declined to print pictures of Donald Trump with girls in bikinis in Jeffrey Epstein’s kitchen.
Please subscribe to The Onion.
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Some of the biggest "Epstein files" fire-breathers from recent years were silent today after Democrats released a trove of new emails that included mentions of President Trump.
MAGA goes quiet on the "Epstein files"
Trump has denied any involvement in Epstein's crimes.
www.axios.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Some of the biggest "Epstein files" fire-breathers from recent years were silent today after Democrats released a trove of new emails that included mentions of President Trump.
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This is extremely disturbing.
The new evidence raises more questions about what Trump knew and his relationship with Epstein.
Release the files.
The new evidence raises more questions about what Trump knew and his relationship with Epstein.
Release the files.
Trump ‘spent hours’ at Epstein’s house with victim of sex trafficking, email alleges
Democrats say new correspondence ‘raises glaring questions’ about president’s ties with late paedophile
www.ft.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This is extremely disturbing.
The new evidence raises more questions about what Trump knew and his relationship with Epstein.
Release the files.
The new evidence raises more questions about what Trump knew and his relationship with Epstein.
Release the files.
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“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
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the newly released Epstein emails are getting coverage on Fox News 👀
November 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
the newly released Epstein emails are getting coverage on Fox News 👀
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Grijalva just signed the Epstein discharge petition.
It now has the 218 signatures necessary to start the clock that will, in a few weeks, trigger floor votes on the underlying bill to require release of the full Epstein files.
It now has the 218 signatures necessary to start the clock that will, in a few weeks, trigger floor votes on the underlying bill to require release of the full Epstein files.
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Grijalva just signed the Epstein discharge petition.
It now has the 218 signatures necessary to start the clock that will, in a few weeks, trigger floor votes on the underlying bill to require release of the full Epstein files.
It now has the 218 signatures necessary to start the clock that will, in a few weeks, trigger floor votes on the underlying bill to require release of the full Epstein files.
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I just googled this man like 'ew who tf is this Tom Barrack guy' and the answer is the sitting, Donald Trump-appointed U.S. Ambassador to Turkey
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I just googled this man like 'ew who tf is this Tom Barrack guy' and the answer is the sitting, Donald Trump-appointed U.S. Ambassador to Turkey
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probably something an innocent man would do
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
probably something an innocent man would do
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NEW: Trump pressures Boebert, Mace to back down on Epstein files
Trump pressures Boebert, Mace to back down on Epstein files
If any GOP member were to remove their name, the petition would no longer have the necessary support.
www.axios.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
NEW: Trump pressures Boebert, Mace to back down on Epstein files
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Trump to Republicans: "There should be no deflections to Epstein or anything else"
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Trump to Republicans: "There should be no deflections to Epstein or anything else"
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If this was a hoax, wouldn’t releasing the full Epstein files to the public exonerate Trump? If he had nothing to hide, why would Trump be working so hard to prevent its release?
Trump to Republicans: "There should be no deflections to Epstein or anything else"
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
If this was a hoax, wouldn’t releasing the full Epstein files to the public exonerate Trump? If he had nothing to hide, why would Trump be working so hard to prevent its release?
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November 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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People have no idea how quickly the shutdown will be forgotten
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
People have no idea how quickly the shutdown will be forgotten
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NEW: Jeffrey Epstein, in newly released email, says Trump “knew about the girls.”
Jeffrey Epstein, in newly released email, says Trump ‘knew about the girls’
The convicted sex offender’s correspondence was released along with other documents by House Oversight Dems.
www.politico.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
NEW: Jeffrey Epstein, in newly released email, says Trump “knew about the girls.”
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Wonder if that one email would have changed the outcome of the 2016 or 2024 elections if it had come out.
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Wonder if that one email would have changed the outcome of the 2016 or 2024 elections if it had come out.
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"of course he knew about the girls"
Quote from newly released Epstein email about Trump.
Quote from newly released Epstein email about Trump.
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"of course he knew about the girls"
Quote from newly released Epstein email about Trump.
Quote from newly released Epstein email about Trump.
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BREAKING: House Dems release Epstein emails alleging Trump may have known about his behavior
House Dems release Epstein emails alleging Trump may have known about his behavior
Trump has dismissed demands for the Epstein files as a Democratic "hoax."
www.axios.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
BREAKING: House Dems release Epstein emails alleging Trump may have known about his behavior
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VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room https://theonion.com/va-to-improve-veterans-health-care-with-new-500-milli-1819576535/
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room https://theonion.com/va-to-improve-veterans-health-care-with-new-500-milli-1819576535/
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Q: Will you assure House Democrats they'll get a vote on ACA subsidies by a date certain?
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
November 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Q: Will you assure House Democrats they'll get a vote on ACA subsidies by a date certain?
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
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Here’s video of federal agents doing a drive by pepper spraying that hit a father and his one-year old on Saturday when the Feds were hitting Little Village and Cicero
November 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Here’s video of federal agents doing a drive by pepper spraying that hit a father and his one-year old on Saturday when the Feds were hitting Little Village and Cicero