Cody
@cody.town
"Forget it, Jake. It's Cody town."
cody.city also welcomes you.
cody.city also welcomes you.
Washington Spirit is serving messy chili dogs at the official watch party in a bid to create demand for new jerseys next season.
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Washington Spirit is serving messy chili dogs at the official watch party in a bid to create demand for new jerseys next season.
Me, waiting for the NWSL Championship to kick off. LFG Washington Spirit!
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Me, waiting for the NWSL Championship to kick off. LFG Washington Spirit!
Die Spitz brought the sword
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Die Spitz brought the sword
Stars, they're just like us (underestimating the odds of being killed in/by an automobile)
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Stars, they're just like us (underestimating the odds of being killed in/by an automobile)
I don't think Andonovski is going to be celebrated for this, nor should he be.
Andonovski said Bia played through a sprained MCL. She went 100 minutes. "Nobody was going to stop her [from playing]" #KCBaby
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I don't think Andonovski is going to be celebrated for this, nor should he be.
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@cody.town
During the Spirit game at KC teal man mocked Kate Weisner for getting injured and so while I feel bad for most KC fans right now I do not feal bad for teal man. teal man can deal man
During the Spirit game at KC teal man mocked Kate Weisner for getting injured and so while I feel bad for most KC fans right now I do not feal bad for teal man. teal man can deal man
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
@cody.town
During the Spirit game at KC teal man mocked Kate Weisner for getting injured and so while I feel bad for most KC fans right now I do not feal bad for teal man. teal man can deal man
During the Spirit game at KC teal man mocked Kate Weisner for getting injured and so while I feel bad for most KC fans right now I do not feal bad for teal man. teal man can deal man
I was hoping for a Teal Man reaction shot after Gotham scored that goal.
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I was hoping for a Teal Man reaction shot after Gotham scored that goal.
Every time with this team
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Every time with this team
Wearing the Shockwave jersey for the playoff match today as requested by the Washington Spirit admin. There is no disguising that I look like a giant lemon. Rise Up DC!
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Wearing the Shockwave jersey for the playoff match today as requested by the Washington Spirit admin. There is no disguising that I look like a giant lemon. Rise Up DC!
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I tried out the "Ask the Post AI," but it couldn't tell me why Jeff Bezos is such a bellend. It was able to answer how much his divorce settlement was. It said $36 billion, but I think it was more.
September 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I tried out the "Ask the Post AI," but it couldn't tell me why Jeff Bezos is such a bellend. It was able to answer how much his divorce settlement was. It said $36 billion, but I think it was more.
More softball questions from Isaac Chotiner
a mannequin with a hole in the middle of it stands in the grass
Alt: Video of a ball being fired into a mannequin head and torso creating a hole in the chest.
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 5:16 AM
More softball questions from Isaac Chotiner
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selection of the Capitol Hill trivia team names this week: we love Tylenol; is being raptured a side effect of Tylenol; 50k in a cava bag; it’s pronounced Epstein-aminophen; torts illustrated; I have one thing to say about Charlie Kirk [redacted]
September 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
selection of the Capitol Hill trivia team names this week: we love Tylenol; is being raptured a side effect of Tylenol; 50k in a cava bag; it’s pronounced Epstein-aminophen; torts illustrated; I have one thing to say about Charlie Kirk [redacted]
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Broke: Department of Defense
Woke: Department of War
Bespoke: DEPARTMENT OF GWAR
Woke: Department of War
Bespoke: DEPARTMENT OF GWAR
September 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Broke: Department of Defense
Woke: Department of War
Bespoke: DEPARTMENT OF GWAR
Woke: Department of War
Bespoke: DEPARTMENT OF GWAR
Saving this for my resignation/retirement email.
August 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Saving this for my resignation/retirement email.
Say goodbye to your fingers. The table saw must be fed.
CPSC Withdraws Rules That Are Outdated, Fail to Advance Safety; New Leadership Focuses on Hazards That Pose Real Risks. Learn more: www.cpsc.gov/Newsroom/New...
CPSC Withdraws Rules That Are Outdated, Fail to Advance Safety; New Leadership Focuses on Hazards That Pose Real Risks
CPSC Withdraws Rules That Are Outdated, Fail to Advance Safety; New Leadership Focuses on Hazards That Pose Real Risks
www.cpsc.gov
August 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Say goodbye to your fingers. The table saw must be fed.
Oops, Too Many Troops!
As more National Guard units deploy to D.C., local officials question the need
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
As more National Guard units deploy to D.C., local officials question the need
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
As more National Guard units deploy to D.C., local officials question the need
Along with the 800 D.C. National Guard members already mobilized in the city, the deployments announced would bring the number of Guard members to about 1,835.
www.washingtonpost.com
August 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Oops, Too Many Troops!
As more National Guard units deploy to D.C., local officials question the need
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
As more National Guard units deploy to D.C., local officials question the need
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
The most DC missed connection is when you are blocked by the director of OMB.
July 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The most DC missed connection is when you are blocked by the director of OMB.
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Casper the Friendly Coach
Feliz Cumpleaños to our Head Coach Adrián González!! 🥳🎂🎈
July 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Casper the Friendly Coach
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Ah haven't been online all day I now see it is an atrocity day sorry
June 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Ah haven't been online all day I now see it is an atrocity day sorry