Coca.Ebola
@coca-ebola.bsky.social
We’re all peeing in the pool. Some of us are just way more chill about it.
Pinned
The cylinder must remain unharmed.
December 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
The cylinder must remain unharmed.
Reposted by Coca.Ebola
when jesus resurrected the romans were like no way and everyone else was like Yahweh
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
when jesus resurrected the romans were like no way and everyone else was like Yahweh
Reposted by Coca.Ebola
Reposted by Coca.Ebola
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
Reskeeting bc I’m my own #1 fan
JK Rowling initially write Harry Potter with the intent of it being published as Yaoi but the state of British multiculturalism in the 90s demanded that any reference to peener be changed to “wand” and suddenly boy-lovers Harry and Ron were just two wizard pals
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Reskeeting bc I’m my own #1 fan
It’s not a phase mom, I’m crashing out!
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 AM
It’s not a phase mom, I’m crashing out!
So do you guys exist or is it just me?
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
So do you guys exist or is it just me?
“Pain is weakness leaving the body”
-MySpace circa 2006
RIP
-MySpace circa 2006
RIP
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
“Pain is weakness leaving the body”
-MySpace circa 2006
RIP
-MySpace circa 2006
RIP
Losing everything only to remember you’ve still got 10 toes and an unlimited data plan
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Losing everything only to remember you’ve still got 10 toes and an unlimited data plan
Dropping my son off at school:
📢 This guys here to meet an 8 year old girl📢
📢 This guys here to meet an 8 year old girl📢
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Dropping my son off at school:
📢 This guys here to meet an 8 year old girl📢
📢 This guys here to meet an 8 year old girl📢
Gotta give it up to the funny, goofy lookin dudes with full hogs👏👏
The Pete Davidsons of the world are out here sleeping with beautiful people so you don’t have to.
The Pete Davidsons of the world are out here sleeping with beautiful people so you don’t have to.
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Gotta give it up to the funny, goofy lookin dudes with full hogs👏👏
The Pete Davidsons of the world are out here sleeping with beautiful people so you don’t have to.
The Pete Davidsons of the world are out here sleeping with beautiful people so you don’t have to.
“Is this therapy..?”
*posts*
*posts*
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
“Is this therapy..?”
*posts*
*posts*
People named Samantha “hi I’m Samantha”
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
People named Samantha “hi I’m Samantha”
White people be like “no lol”
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
White people be like “no lol”
English please
-a white person probably
-a white person probably
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
English please
-a white person probably
-a white person probably
Creeds’s “one last breath” is about a man’s struggle with edging. He struggles to conform to his own self-rule and runs through the hypothetical scenario of bussin’ after having come so far. It’s actually a beautiful song about resisting gratification in pursuit of a much grander goal
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Creeds’s “one last breath” is about a man’s struggle with edging. He struggles to conform to his own self-rule and runs through the hypothetical scenario of bussin’ after having come so far. It’s actually a beautiful song about resisting gratification in pursuit of a much grander goal
When the world finally collapses, anthropologists will eventually piece together the fabric of what is now modern society based solely on the collective works of Quan Millz.
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
When the world finally collapses, anthropologists will eventually piece together the fabric of what is now modern society based solely on the collective works of Quan Millz.
No one knows where bidet water comes from.
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
No one knows where bidet water comes from.
JK Rowling initially write Harry Potter with the intent of it being published as Yaoi but the state of British multiculturalism in the 90s demanded that any reference to peener be changed to “wand” and suddenly boy-lovers Harry and Ron were just two wizard pals
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
JK Rowling initially write Harry Potter with the intent of it being published as Yaoi but the state of British multiculturalism in the 90s demanded that any reference to peener be changed to “wand” and suddenly boy-lovers Harry and Ron were just two wizard pals
90% of anime would be made irrelevant if Protag-kun were allowed to have a gun
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
90% of anime would be made irrelevant if Protag-kun were allowed to have a gun
The cashiers at Trader Joe’s have to do hand stuff if you ask. Don’t ask. (Yes they double-bag)
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The cashiers at Trader Joe’s have to do hand stuff if you ask. Don’t ask. (Yes they double-bag)
Optimus prime but he’s a jeep guy
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Optimus prime but he’s a jeep guy
Our moms go way back
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Our moms go way back