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Chris Molanphy
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Chart analyst/pop critic. Host of podcast #HitParadePod. Writer of Slate's #WhylsThisSongNo1? Author of book #OldTownRoad. Feet on the ground, reaching for the stars. (Pronouns—he/him/his.)
Also! While #HitParadePod –The Bridge episodes are only for Slate Plus members, non-Plus listeners can now hear Pt2 of our November episode on “Mutt” Lange, superproducer of arena überpop. Mutt pumped up rockers, pop stars & country divas—AC/DC to Billy Ocean, Def Leppard to Shania. Pts1&2 are here:
The Reclusive Producer Who Shook the Charts All Night Long
Mutt Lange avoided the spotlight while crafting some of the loudest, catchiest, and bestselling records of all time.
slate.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Thx to #HitParadePod listeners who’ve been sending kind words about our latest episode on Mutt Lange—the überpop producer behind smashes from Def Leppard to Shania Twain. For those who’ve asked our accompanying Spotify playlist is now live—find it on the @slate.com show page for the episode…or here:
Slate's Hit Parade: Pour Some Sugar on Me Edition
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November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
You managed to make this fundamentally uninteresting hit more interesting—so nice work. This was one of the No1s I skipped & I can’t say I regret it. What was that teacher thinking, playing “34+35”?
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
And here’s Part 2 of my interview with @jmkarmstrong.bsky.social for #TheMinistryofPopCulture —about how poptimism made #HitParadePod possible, why music podcasters support each other, and the best idea I ever had in the shower (it involved Prince).
How to Geek Out About the Billboard Charts, Part 2
The second half of our interview with Hit Parade chart analyst Chris Molanphy about his podcast Hit Parade, including the power of Prince in 1986, the future of music criticism, and 'Old Town Road.'
ministryofpopculture.substack.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I know it’s wrong, but backseat Jimmy’s “…and finding out she’s 5” still makes me LOL. Probably wouldn’t fly today but more absurd than actually creepy.
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Nicely done re:the pedantry. For BonusBeats I was convinced you were gonna include the “Ironic” installment of Donal Logue’s Jimmy the Cab Driver MTV ad. To this day my sister @catherinetinker.bsky.social & I still say “DONCHOO THINK?” like Jimmy.
P.S. The Spacehog song’s a 10—wish it’d gone to No1!
Jimmy the Cab Driver - Ironic
YouTube video by WelcomeToBrooklyn
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November 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Again…why I enjoy yr column—you know the future so you complete the story arc from when I covered these hits in the moment. I made no predix re:Golden/Dior when they went to No1—you’re right that the whole wavelet feels like a blip now. Also 8wks@No1 was overkill but I still ain’t mad at that hook.
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
P.S. For me the 10 is “Cherub Rock.” Still pumps me up—what a build.
P.P.S. Don’t forget their VMAs VotY win w/"Tonight”—their Panic! at the Disco moment. If you skipped it cuz ‘1979” is the better Dayton/Faris video, I agree.
P.P.P.S. That Why Don’t We song has no chorus! Should’ve bitten that too.
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I know it’s tough to pack the history of a totemic band into a single No1 song but you captured well Corgan’s skill/aspiration/insecurity/obnoxiousness.

BTW having seen SP headline the ’94 Lolla I can confirm you didn't miss much. One of my 3 worst concerts, even before BC began berating the crowd.
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
That's basically where I came out when I wrote about this for #WhyIsThisSongNo1? back in 2020—it’s better as a meme than a song, but it’s a charming/globally unifying phenomenon. It hasn’t aged well 5yrs later—honestly it’s all but disappeared—but as very online phenomena go it was rather wholesome.
November 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Also! While #HitParadePod –The Bridge episodes are only for Slate Plus members, non-Plus listeners can now hear Pt2 of our October episode on Sting, the hook machine trying everything from punk to funk…swing to symphonies…reggae to Raï. Every little tune he wrote was chart magic. Parts 1&2 are here:
Every Breath Sting Takes, Every Hit Sting Makes—We’ve Been Watching Him.
Everyone knows "Every Breath You Take"—but Sting's legacy is built on hits from the unexpected genres.
slate.com
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
To me the cheekiest thing is how the “Wonderwall” video is having its Beatle cake and eating it, too. It’s clearly styled after ‘Help!’ the movie—specifically that video-like sequence in the film: the B&W cinematography, the tight closeups, the shag hair. This is not a complaint—steal from the best.
The Beatles - Help! (Alternate Music Video)
The rare alternate music video for "Help!". The version that appears on the Beatles' 1 DVD uses the better known simplistic video for promoting the…
vimeo.com
October 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
This FTW: “It sounds like something that would soundtrack a party scene in a movie where the producers didn’t want to pay to license the song that would really be playing at that party.” 😂 DING.

In a world where Chris Brown is still scoring hits Travis’s penalty-box time was always gonna be brief.
October 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Much as I love M.I.A.’s early work, can’t we agree that the crazy was always laying dormant there, waiting to pop off with the right heel-turn moment? A lot like Ye, come to think of it.
October 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
P.S. re:Baby Animals—a US label tried to make them happen here in ’92 & it didn’t take: “Painless” hit No29 Album Rock + a followup whiffed. At the time I didn’t comprehend how big they were in Australia until this movie scene a couple years later where Muriel’s shitty friends liken them to Nirvana.
Muriel's Wedding | 'You Embarrass Us' Official Clip - Toni Collette, Rachel Griffiths | MIRAMAX
YouTube video by Miramax
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October 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
To me the great lyric in this dopey song is “I’m never alone/I’m alone all the time” which I’ve always related to. I also love lyrics that knowingly contradict themselves a la ODB’s "Got Your Money” line “I don't have no trouble with you fuckin me/But I have a little problem with you not fuckin me.”
October 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Details here…also not sorry to see “Beautiful Things”/“Die w/a Smile” yanked. It’s cosmically appropriate this happens in a week w/a dozen Taylor hits cuz when they landed last week I was hoping they’d push “Lose Control” below the old recurrent threshold & hence off the chart. Not an issue anymore.
Taylor Swift’s ‘The Fate of Ophelia’ Tops Billboard Hot 100 for Second Week
Taylor Swift claims eight of the top 10 songs on the Hot 100 via her album 'The Life of a Showgirl,' led by “The Fate of Ophelia.”
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October 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
P.S. Thank you for not devoting that last chapter of your book to “Old Town Road.” 😉😅

I’m biased, but I do think you chose well and were onto something.
October 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM