Charismatic Megafauna
banner
cmjomglol.bsky.social
Charismatic Megafauna
@cmjomglol.bsky.social
Grant writer, consultant, and advocate for community health centers

he/him

PNW

🏳️‍🌈✊🏾

also @cmjomglol on twitter

Occasional model 📸
Reposted by Charismatic Megafauna
RETOVRNEN
Trying out a new PCP's office, and their "preferred language" dropdown on the intake form is time-traveler inclusive.
December 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Reposted by Charismatic Megafauna
i can tell you the hamburger will still be helped after the boys of summer have yelped
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Reposted by Charismatic Megafauna
This was just sent to me by an LAUSD parent. A 4th grader was assigned to design a book cover for Pippi Longstocking using Adobe for Education. Here is what the AI tool generated:
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Reposted by Charismatic Megafauna
stop trying deflect from brandishing a firearm at your own family, Ray J...

maybe Bey had the bubble gutz and Jay had to get her home...
we do not knowwwww.
Not Brandy beefing with Beyoncé 😭
December 4, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Not Brandy beefing with Beyoncé 😭
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
white excellence
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
this is normal, right?
December 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Christmas music 🎄
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Reposted by Charismatic Megafauna
This is an ethnic cleansing campaign
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I love my neighbors to the north but these AI generated multi-culti ads ain’t it 🍁
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This administration is sick, sick, sick
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Do I even want to know what this is about?
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Hey @profanity.accountant how’s my language?
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Now watching: Heated Rivalry 🍿🫣🏒
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Reposted by Charismatic Megafauna
Folks with Diabetes!

There is an urgent recall on some FreeStyle Libre 3 and FreeStyle Libre 3 Plus sensors because they are showing false low glucose readings.

Check your sensor serial numbers at freestylecheck.com
Home | FreeStyle - Abbott
freestylecheck.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
word salad
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com

The new film “Hamnet” offers up a vision of William Shakespeare as “Marlon Brando in Elizabethan drag,” writes Drew Lichtenberg. While this character may appeal to some, it “played to me like mumblecore Shakespeare, conceived for the TikTok generation.”
Opinion | ‘Hamnet’ Reimagines Shakespeare for the TikTok Generation
Our love of his plays have led to a centuries-long fascination with the writer. So why does each new fictional iteration get his life so wrong?
nyti.ms
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 AM
This Sarah Hurwitz press tour is really something to behold
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Multiple friends have sent me memes about not helping cook for Thanksgiving or only bringing wine. Maybe I should be offended but I guess they know me well 😆
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
You've just died.
The sixth picture in your gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Reposted by Charismatic Megafauna
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Reposted by Charismatic Megafauna
Family Finds Little Free Library Under Their Eaves: tinyurl.com/y5z3ywcw
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Reposted by Charismatic Megafauna
a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Happy to report that watching Boots helped me get the right answer to a question about “Rocky II”, a movie I have never seen, at trivia last night
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I Googled 'Cassius Clay' and the AI overview starts with a misspelled search query, which I did not search and would never have come up with
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM