I started dressing down when they made me take things off and started scanning every inch of my person. Easier to not get hassled if you're just in sweats and slides!
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I started dressing down when they made me take things off and started scanning every inch of my person. Easier to not get hassled if you're just in sweats and slides!
Picking up my first heritage turkey today. A little worried that the white meat lovers will be disappointed, but looking forward to experiment, nevertheless
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Picking up my first heritage turkey today. A little worried that the white meat lovers will be disappointed, but looking forward to experiment, nevertheless
Went to Thailand to learn to sail but didn't end up doing it because it cost money 🤡
November 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Went to Thailand to learn to sail but didn't end up doing it because it cost money 🤡
I know this isn't quite what you're asking for, but everything john mcphee has ever written. It's stories that will be future history, but boy do you go on rides
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I know this isn't quite what you're asking for, but everything john mcphee has ever written. It's stories that will be future history, but boy do you go on rides
Phil keeps getting results! Great work! Never stop!
November 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Phil keeps getting results! Great work! Never stop!
Reposted by demanda
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
(Fifteen years ago maybe?) a teenaged pizza delivery boy saw it on my car in the driveway and talked to me in strongbad voice, I asked how the hell he knew about it, he said, "I have a super cool aunt your age"
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
(Fifteen years ago maybe?) a teenaged pizza delivery boy saw it on my car in the driveway and talked to me in strongbad voice, I asked how the hell he knew about it, he said, "I have a super cool aunt your age"
I was in a Wendy's drive thru once and the girls behind me honked and screamed trogdor out their windows
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I was in a Wendy's drive thru once and the girls behind me honked and screamed trogdor out their windows
I had a hsr bumper sticker on my college car. bumper got fucked and the mechanic saw how sad i was to lose it... when I picked the car up, he had cut it out and sealed it, it's in my garage in a place of honor. So many people would approach me weirdly just to high five me for that bumper sticker!
November 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I had a hsr bumper sticker on my college car. bumper got fucked and the mechanic saw how sad i was to lose it... when I picked the car up, he had cut it out and sealed it, it's in my garage in a place of honor. So many people would approach me weirdly just to high five me for that bumper sticker!
Lol, cover up part fifty
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Lol, cover up part fifty
I was bringing an entire box of pizza strips back to KY once, had to give one up to a funny TSA lady at TF Green. "Can't let you through until I test them out. Sorry, it's the rules."
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I was bringing an entire box of pizza strips back to KY once, had to give one up to a funny TSA lady at TF Green. "Can't let you through until I test them out. Sorry, it's the rules."
I'm a white lady and I haven't been in there once since January! Fuck them!
November 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I'm a white lady and I haven't been in there once since January! Fuck them!
Why, when I finally hear their voices, do all of these people sound like total goobers?
November 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Why, when I finally hear their voices, do all of these people sound like total goobers?
They rolled their sleeves up! It's kayfabe to all of these chodes
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
They rolled their sleeves up! It's kayfabe to all of these chodes
Yeah the circle jerk is so weird. And they're all famous rich people reading the same ads but putting their own little twist on the ad read. I hate it but I'm not sure how to stop paying attention to it. It's like a car on fire
November 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Yeah the circle jerk is so weird. And they're all famous rich people reading the same ads but putting their own little twist on the ad read. I hate it but I'm not sure how to stop paying attention to it. It's like a car on fire
So you're saying it's the perfect time to try to not pay taxes
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
So you're saying it's the perfect time to try to not pay taxes
Dude, I had COMPLETELY forgotten that motherfucker blatantly bribed people with a million dollars to vote for the wet guy. The firehose of increasingly nefarious and felonious shit that has happened since then! We live in hell
November 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Dude, I had COMPLETELY forgotten that motherfucker blatantly bribed people with a million dollars to vote for the wet guy. The firehose of increasingly nefarious and felonious shit that has happened since then! We live in hell
I tried it fifty times. Figured i must have been misspelling it
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I tried it fifty times. Figured i must have been misspelling it