Cmdr. Overbite
@cmdroverbite.bsky.social
As long as I live under the capitalistic system, I expect to have my life influenced by the demands of moneyed people. But I will be damned if I propose to be at the beck and call of every itinerant scoundrel who has two cents to invest in a postage stamp.
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The film “Mean Girls” based on the musical “Mean Girls” based on the experimental short story “Mean Girls” based on the jazz-dance performance “Mean Girls” based on the abortive Lin-Manuel Miranda-produced “Mean Girlz Mixtape” based on
I’m not watching UM-tOSU so no comment on the specifics but they’re thing that I find weird about instant replay/VAR is: the officials are either making a good faith effort to call the games fairly or not. If they are, it stands to reason that the impact of missed calls will equal out longterm…
I'm sorry but the idea that Jeremiah Smith touchdown in OSU-Michigan should've been overturned on instant replay is a reflection of the decline of our society's crumbling moral standards.
A no-question touchdown for 100 years and only questioned because of slow-motion frame fucking.
A no-question touchdown for 100 years and only questioned because of slow-motion frame fucking.
November 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I’m not watching UM-tOSU so no comment on the specifics but they’re thing that I find weird about instant replay/VAR is: the officials are either making a good faith effort to call the games fairly or not. If they are, it stands to reason that the impact of missed calls will equal out longterm…
I’ve only seen Arcadia and Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead actually performed, but if that had been the sole output of Tom Stoppard, dayenu
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I’ve only seen Arcadia and Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead actually performed, but if that had been the sole output of Tom Stoppard, dayenu
Like, there are many, many people who are much, much more materially successful than I am or ever will be but I have friends who, if I ever start acting like any of these schmucks, will quietly take me aside, shake their heads slowly, and utter a single load-bearing “dude,” and they evidently don’t.
If you’re a grown ass adult and you’re chasing the TeenRoast At The Vault In Orange aesthetic, you have a PROBLEM and you need HELP
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Like, there are many, many people who are much, much more materially successful than I am or ever will be but I have friends who, if I ever start acting like any of these schmucks, will quietly take me aside, shake their heads slowly, and utter a single load-bearing “dude,” and they evidently don’t.
If you’re a grown ass adult and you’re chasing the TeenRoast At The Vault In Orange aesthetic, you have a PROBLEM and you need HELP
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
If you’re a grown ass adult and you’re chasing the TeenRoast At The Vault In Orange aesthetic, you have a PROBLEM and you need HELP
haven’t seen this many angsty aggies fans since january 6th didnt work
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
haven’t seen this many angsty aggies fans since january 6th didnt work
Trump has lost his fastball in the Dave Dravecky sense of the term
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Trump has lost his fastball in the Dave Dravecky sense of the term
daaaaaaaang
meanwhile blackjack is definitely right-coded because republicans love to hit anything under 21
what?
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
daaaaaaaang
ADMIT IT YOUD WATCH
Dangerous Liasons: A Star Wars Story
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
ADMIT IT YOUD WATCH
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i would give anything for someone to ask this guy what his actual job is, because he clearly doesn’t have any idea
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i would give anything for someone to ask this guy what his actual job is, because he clearly doesn’t have any idea
Who’s up for a little Extreme Magnetic Deviation, ladies?
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Who’s up for a little Extreme Magnetic Deviation, ladies?
Welcome to O’Hare, your flight will be departing from Concourse G which for your convenience is located somewhere outside of Freeport
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Welcome to O’Hare, your flight will be departing from Concourse G which for your convenience is located somewhere outside of Freeport
Losers cry about their best; winners go home and fuck the prom queen, Charlie Brown
You have to. Fuck life in the gallbladder, Charlie Brown
Fuck a charge, this here is gunpowder activated .27 caliber, full-auto, no-kickback, nail-throwing mayhem, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Losers cry about their best; winners go home and fuck the prom queen, Charlie Brown
Fuck a charge, this here is gunpowder activated .27 caliber, full-auto, no-kickback, nail-throwing mayhem, Charlie Brown
Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Fuck a charge, this here is gunpowder activated .27 caliber, full-auto, no-kickback, nail-throwing mayhem, Charlie Brown
10/10 no notes
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
10/10 no notes
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something that has always irked me is that the seashore is the actual worst fucking place for her to sell seashells.
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
something that has always irked me is that the seashore is the actual worst fucking place for her to sell seashells.
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Every 2-4 years, a bunch of left-wing populists have the brilliant thought “Hey, what if people’s resentment of social minorities is actually just sublimated resentment for capitalist elites?” and then we get to spend 2-4 years once again learning that no, it’s very much the reverse
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Every 2-4 years, a bunch of left-wing populists have the brilliant thought “Hey, what if people’s resentment of social minorities is actually just sublimated resentment for capitalist elites?” and then we get to spend 2-4 years once again learning that no, it’s very much the reverse
I find the whole Boomers vs Gen X vs Millennials schtick to be profoundly tiresome in general but I feel a little wistful at the possibility that we might never have a President who hasn’t played Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out in 30 years but still instinctively remembers how to beat King Hippo.
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I find the whole Boomers vs Gen X vs Millennials schtick to be profoundly tiresome in general but I feel a little wistful at the possibility that we might never have a President who hasn’t played Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out in 30 years but still instinctively remembers how to beat King Hippo.
wake up babe new daily affirmation just dropped
I AM GOING TO FIGHT A POLICE HORSE WITH A HAMMER AND I AM GOING TO WIN
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
wake up babe new daily affirmation just dropped
I was in a grocery store once and found a bag of Sophie’s Choice brand frozen pierogies, which I had previously thought was the apex of tastelessly misguided branding, but this might knock that off the top podium place
there's actually a mural of Guernica at an ice cream shop in DC where someone's holding an ice cream cone for some reason
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I was in a grocery store once and found a bag of Sophie’s Choice brand frozen pierogies, which I had previously thought was the apex of tastelessly misguided branding, but this might knock that off the top podium place
big third down here
November 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
big third down here
When I lived in Massachusetts and I was giving directions to my house, I would refer to it as the Big Pink House At The Top Of The Hill, and people would always ask “what hill?”
I’m from Illinois, and the ~10 feet of elevation from one end of my street to the other registered as a “hill” to me.
I’m from Illinois, and the ~10 feet of elevation from one end of my street to the other registered as a “hill” to me.
After not-having-lived-here for 25 years, I am once again struck at how flat Illinois is.
Glaciers must’ve been a hell of a thing
Glaciers must’ve been a hell of a thing
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
When I lived in Massachusetts and I was giving directions to my house, I would refer to it as the Big Pink House At The Top Of The Hill, and people would always ask “what hill?”
I’m from Illinois, and the ~10 feet of elevation from one end of my street to the other registered as a “hill” to me.
I’m from Illinois, and the ~10 feet of elevation from one end of my street to the other registered as a “hill” to me.
If you are a believer in the Vonnegut line that "we are who we pretend to be so we should be very careful about who we pretend to be" when it comes to people who aren't really Nazis but parrot Nazi talking points, consider that the same dynamic the other way around also applies
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If you are a believer in the Vonnegut line that "we are who we pretend to be so we should be very careful about who we pretend to be" when it comes to people who aren't really Nazis but parrot Nazi talking points, consider that the same dynamic the other way around also applies