Christiana Skÿe
@clumsymollusc.bsky.social
Writer/reviewer for Sonic Cathedral
I'll kick your butt...at Nintendo.
Relationship status: uninterested in your lame attempts at cruising for hook-ups.
I'll kick your butt...at Nintendo.
Relationship status: uninterested in your lame attempts at cruising for hook-ups.
Happy 36th anniversary, "Another Day in Paradise"-
October 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Happy 36th anniversary, "Another Day in Paradise"-
Happy 25th anniversary to Majora's Mask—not only my favorite Zelda game, but my favorite video game of all time!
October 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Happy 25th anniversary to Majora's Mask—not only my favorite Zelda game, but my favorite video game of all time!
Happy Dogs in Politics Day!
September 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Happy Dogs in Politics Day!
Well, my hobbitses, it's Monday again... 🙄
August 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Well, my hobbitses, it's Monday again... 🙄
Happy Left-Handers Day to me and my fellow lefties! 👍
August 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Happy Left-Handers Day to me and my fellow lefties! 👍
67 years ago, the Purple One was born... 💜
June 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
67 years ago, the Purple One was born... 💜
15 years since we lost you, Ronnie...
May 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
15 years since we lost you, Ronnie...
The cutest picture you will see today.
May 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The cutest picture you will see today.
Happy Friday, my hobbitses!
May 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Happy Friday, my hobbitses!
Apparently, it's John Cena's birthday, so...
#YouGetNothing
#YouGetNothing
April 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Apparently, it's John Cena's birthday, so...
#YouGetNothing
#YouGetNothing
In case you weren't sure you were in the right place...
April 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
In case you weren't sure you were in the right place...
32 years since we lost you, Brandon...
March 31, 2025 at 7:09 AM
32 years since we lost you, Brandon...
It's always necessary.
March 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
It's always necessary.
Rest in peace, George Foreman! Your grills will live on forever.
March 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Rest in peace, George Foreman! Your grills will live on forever.
Happy 3:16, everyone! 💀🖕🍻
March 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Happy 3:16, everyone! 💀🖕🍻
Since I will automatically be the ugly one in any relationship I'm in, I need a man who can unapologetically rock Hammer pants and a bolero jacket like Seth Freakin' Rollins. 🤔
March 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Since I will automatically be the ugly one in any relationship I'm in, I need a man who can unapologetically rock Hammer pants and a bolero jacket like Seth Freakin' Rollins. 🤔
I can't resist a good pun.
February 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I can't resist a good pun.
Guess who got her brand-new Jem doll?! 💖
#TrulyOutrageous
#TrulyOutrageous
February 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Guess who got her brand-new Jem doll?! 💖
#TrulyOutrageous
#TrulyOutrageous
I'm ugly and a Democrat. I'm fucked.
February 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I'm ugly and a Democrat. I'm fucked.
She looks like Sharon Den Adel from the Black Symphony DVD.
February 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
She looks like Sharon Den Adel from the Black Symphony DVD.
Seriously, "Gulf of America" is the New Coke of geography. 🙄
February 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Seriously, "Gulf of America" is the New Coke of geography. 🙄