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@clowning4two.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Just started my new job as the King's Torturer. I've got a lot of new ideas that I can bring to the table. A Cat o' ten tails, for instance. Perhaps eleven.
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me: the blue shell only hits the person in first
alien that’s been on earth for 30 min: how do you drift
alien that’s been on earth for 30 min: how do you drift
December 2, 2024 at 2:44 AM
me: the blue shell only hits the person in first
alien that’s been on earth for 30 min: how do you drift
alien that’s been on earth for 30 min: how do you drift
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Me, seeing an ant in my house: no
Still me, but the ant is carrying a crumb: yes
Still me, but the ant is carrying a crumb: yes
November 26, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Me, seeing an ant in my house: no
Still me, but the ant is carrying a crumb: yes
Still me, but the ant is carrying a crumb: yes
Thanks to shrinkflation and tariffs Steely Dan will now be known as Aluminiumy Dan
November 25, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Thanks to shrinkflation and tariffs Steely Dan will now be known as Aluminiumy Dan
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I feel pretty good as long as I only think about two or three things
November 24, 2024 at 6:28 PM
I feel pretty good as long as I only think about two or three things
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Someone tried explaining cryptocurrency to me, and I spent the whole time willing an asteroid to exclusively target them.
November 24, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Someone tried explaining cryptocurrency to me, and I spent the whole time willing an asteroid to exclusively target them.
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two, also known as "the baker's one"
November 24, 2024 at 2:29 PM
two, also known as "the baker's one"
she starter on my pack til I skeet
Drafting 50 variations of "she x on my y until I z" so I can be included in a Poster™ starter pack
November 23, 2024 at 4:29 PM
she starter on my pack til I skeet
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[taking FRIENDS quiz]
7. Which character do you most identify with?
☑️ Ross
8. Which is your least favorite character?
☑️ Ross
7. Which character do you most identify with?
☑️ Ross
8. Which is your least favorite character?
☑️ Ross
November 22, 2024 at 11:19 PM
[taking FRIENDS quiz]
7. Which character do you most identify with?
☑️ Ross
8. Which is your least favorite character?
☑️ Ross
7. Which character do you most identify with?
☑️ Ross
8. Which is your least favorite character?
☑️ Ross
Drafting 50 variations of "she x on my y until I z" so I can be included in a Poster™ starter pack
November 23, 2024 at 10:29 AM
Drafting 50 variations of "she x on my y until I z" so I can be included in a Poster™ starter pack
But 7.6k posts? We might be onto something here.
7.5k posts is too many
November 22, 2024 at 12:10 AM
But 7.6k posts? We might be onto something here.
The bots have arrived. I repeat, the bots have arrived.
November 21, 2024 at 9:46 PM
The bots have arrived. I repeat, the bots have arrived.
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they should put me on a bluesky ender pack. once you follow me you have 14 more days to live.
November 17, 2024 at 7:31 AM
they should put me on a bluesky ender pack. once you follow me you have 14 more days to live.
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BOSS: is your makeup tattooed on?
ME: yeah it's exhausting to have to put it on every single morning
BOSS: why a clown though
ME: yeah it's exhausting to have to put it on every single morning
BOSS: why a clown though
November 16, 2024 at 2:10 PM
BOSS: is your makeup tattooed on?
ME: yeah it's exhausting to have to put it on every single morning
BOSS: why a clown though
ME: yeah it's exhausting to have to put it on every single morning
BOSS: why a clown though
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There are 206 bones in the human body, which is way too many. My administration will cut this down to 100 bones
November 15, 2024 at 2:01 PM
There are 206 bones in the human body, which is way too many. My administration will cut this down to 100 bones
Just started my new job as the King's Torturer. I've got a lot of new ideas that I can bring to the table. A Cat o' ten tails, for instance. Perhaps eleven.
November 16, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Just started my new job as the King's Torturer. I've got a lot of new ideas that I can bring to the table. A Cat o' ten tails, for instance. Perhaps eleven.
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Please. My thirst. It's trapped.
November 16, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Please. My thirst. It's trapped.
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[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
November 15, 2024 at 1:52 PM
[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
This void looks much more inviting to scream into than the previous void
November 16, 2024 at 1:13 PM
This void looks much more inviting to scream into than the previous void