Laurazepam
@clemencline.bsky.social
Apparently Costco has 6 packs of wine for $7 a bottle and you’re all still acting like evil little shits
May 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Apparently Costco has 6 packs of wine for $7 a bottle and you’re all still acting like evil little shits
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Monday. Strong coffee. Nice flowers and standing up for science 🧪
May 19, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Monday. Strong coffee. Nice flowers and standing up for science 🧪
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Can’t sleep even with 2 klonopins. I miss sleepy Joe.
May 13, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Can’t sleep even with 2 klonopins. I miss sleepy Joe.
I will have my 30 dolls and 250 pencils this Xmas so help me dog
May 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I will have my 30 dolls and 250 pencils this Xmas so help me dog
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For Christmas I want Qatar to buy me a $200,000 condo
May 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
For Christmas I want Qatar to buy me a $200,000 condo
Siri ask google how many popsicles I can have
May 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Siri ask google how many popsicles I can have
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I keep forgetting this place exists
April 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I keep forgetting this place exists
Gonna have these 4 beers, half a bag of popcorn, and listen to Taylor Swift
April 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Gonna have these 4 beers, half a bag of popcorn, and listen to Taylor Swift
I’m not normally a drinker, she said 3 beers in 🍻 🍺
April 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I’m not normally a drinker, she said 3 beers in 🍻 🍺
Martha Stewart should do a citizen’s arrest
April 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Martha Stewart should do a citizen’s arrest
My cheese of choice this evening is string
a woman is sitting on a couch eating cheese and saying " workin ' on my night cheese "
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch eating cheese and saying " workin ' on my night cheese "
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April 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
My cheese of choice this evening is string
For whoever needs it 🫶
April 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
For whoever needs it 🫶