Caleb Doyle
@classicdoyle.bsky.social
31 - Kansas City - I write about music (UPROXX, Post-Trash, Swim Into The Sound)
Check out my weekly new music blog @ https://nightswimmingblog.substack.com/
Check out my weekly new music blog @ https://nightswimmingblog.substack.com/
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The Clouds Never Hung So Low Before: Traditions, Grief, and The Last Waltz
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Wrote about death, grief, and The Last Waltz for a special Thanksgiving issue of Nightswimming!
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Wrote about death, grief, and The Last Waltz for a special Thanksgiving issue of Nightswimming!
open.substack.com/pub/nightswi...
open.substack.com/pub/nightswi...
The Clouds Never Hung So Low Before: Traditions, Grief, and The Last Waltz
This blog should be read LOUD!
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November 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Wrote about death, grief, and The Last Waltz for a special Thanksgiving issue of Nightswimming!
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I have an idea for him, bur fair warning it’s permanent!
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
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November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I have an idea for him, bur fair warning it’s permanent!
Wrote about death, grief, and The Last Waltz for a special Thanksgiving issue of Nightswimming!
open.substack.com/pub/nightswi...
open.substack.com/pub/nightswi...
The Clouds Never Hung So Low Before: Traditions, Grief, and The Last Waltz
This blog should be read LOUD!
open.substack.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Wrote about death, grief, and The Last Waltz for a special Thanksgiving issue of Nightswimming!
open.substack.com/pub/nightswi...
open.substack.com/pub/nightswi...
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ResistLibs are addicted to AI Slop
LOL, inside the White House today. Dude REALLY got red pilled this time!
November 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
ResistLibs are addicted to AI Slop
I know she runs that shit like the Navy
Bill Belichick attended a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, where he supported his girlfriend Jordon, a member of a coed adult cheerleading team. #BillBelichick #CollegeFootball #football
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I know she runs that shit like the Navy
Okay, as someone who has hovered around 4 bills for years, I feel I can speak with authority on this.
Just a small PART of why the quiet piggy thing feels so awful, aside from the deeply-rooted misogyny, is that Donald Trump himself is a disgusting, fat, squirty little pig.
Just a small PART of why the quiet piggy thing feels so awful, aside from the deeply-rooted misogyny, is that Donald Trump himself is a disgusting, fat, squirty little pig.
I don’t make much of what he says in front of a camera anymore. It’s been basically 10 years of increasingly asinine shit.
“Quiet, piggy” is fucking CRAAAAZY, even for him.
“Quiet, piggy” is fucking CRAAAAZY, even for him.
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Okay, as someone who has hovered around 4 bills for years, I feel I can speak with authority on this.
Just a small PART of why the quiet piggy thing feels so awful, aside from the deeply-rooted misogyny, is that Donald Trump himself is a disgusting, fat, squirty little pig.
Just a small PART of why the quiet piggy thing feels so awful, aside from the deeply-rooted misogyny, is that Donald Trump himself is a disgusting, fat, squirty little pig.
Train Dreams one of the most beautiful-looking movies I’ve ever seen. Every single frame was a revelation.
Don’t watch it on your phone like Netflix wants.
Don’t watch it on your phone like Netflix wants.
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Train Dreams one of the most beautiful-looking movies I’ve ever seen. Every single frame was a revelation.
Don’t watch it on your phone like Netflix wants.
Don’t watch it on your phone like Netflix wants.
I don’t make much of what he says in front of a camera anymore. It’s been basically 10 years of increasingly asinine shit.
“Quiet, piggy” is fucking CRAAAAZY, even for him.
“Quiet, piggy” is fucking CRAAAAZY, even for him.
November 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I don’t make much of what he says in front of a camera anymore. It’s been basically 10 years of increasingly asinine shit.
“Quiet, piggy” is fucking CRAAAAZY, even for him.
“Quiet, piggy” is fucking CRAAAAZY, even for him.
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(squinting at timeline) Gonzo and Rizzo had a falling out?
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
(squinting at timeline) Gonzo and Rizzo had a falling out?
Nightswimming is a weekly newsletter about new music from the previous week. No criticism, only telling you about cool stuff that sounds good, in the hopes you’ll find a new album you like.
I will never invoke RFK’s brain worm.
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I will never invoke RFK’s brain worm.
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November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Nightswimming is a weekly newsletter about new music from the previous week. No criticism, only telling you about cool stuff that sounds good, in the hopes you’ll find a new album you like.
I will never invoke RFK’s brain worm.
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I will never invoke RFK’s brain worm.
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Project Prometheus. Palantir.
Nonzero chance one of these fucking dipshits names their new shiny cash cow, Hindenberg 2 or something.
Nonzero chance one of these fucking dipshits names their new shiny cash cow, Hindenberg 2 or something.
The Amazon founder and former CEO will be co-CEO of Project Prometheus, The New York Times Reported.
Jeff Bezos Is a CEO Again. Here's What His New $6B Project Is All About
The Amazon founder and former CEO will be co-CEO of Project Prometheus, The New York Times Reported.
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November 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Project Prometheus. Palantir.
Nonzero chance one of these fucking dipshits names their new shiny cash cow, Hindenberg 2 or something.
Nonzero chance one of these fucking dipshits names their new shiny cash cow, Hindenberg 2 or something.
If you’re voluntarily watching Cowboys-Raiders, raise your hand. I will come to your house and hit you in the temple with a ball peen hammer.
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If you’re voluntarily watching Cowboys-Raiders, raise your hand. I will come to your house and hit you in the temple with a ball peen hammer.
Woke 2 is imminent
US appeals court upholds hate crime convictions of 3 white men in 2020 killing of Ahmaud Arbery
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US appeals court upholds hate crime convictions of 3 white men in 2020 killing of Ahmaud Arbery
A federal appeals court has upheld the hate crime convictions of three white men who chased and killed Ahmaud Arbery in Georgia more than five years ago. The 11th U.S.
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November 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Woke 2 is imminent
Single greatest line read in history
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Single greatest line read in history
Bull Connor III
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Bull Connor III
These stories make me so glad my grandparents are dead
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
These stories make me so glad my grandparents are dead
I’m actually with Gen Z on this one, we gotta start rounding up people who are too horny in public
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I’m actually with Gen Z on this one, we gotta start rounding up people who are too horny in public
Go ask 100 people at your local grocery store if they know who the fuck Olivia Nuzzi is
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Go ask 100 people at your local grocery store if they know who the fuck Olivia Nuzzi is
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Come check out the new issue of Nightswimming! Issue 58! Mothafuckas!!
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November 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Come check out the new issue of Nightswimming! Issue 58! Mothafuckas!!
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Can’t stop thinking about “nose print on the glass”
Epstein thought trump was gross.
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Can’t stop thinking about “nose print on the glass”
If you only ever write negative reviews, and the quality of the writing in those reviews is so much more creative than in your positive reviews, some people might think you’re A Hater!
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If you only ever write negative reviews, and the quality of the writing in those reviews is so much more creative than in your positive reviews, some people might think you’re A Hater!
Come check out the new issue of Nightswimming! Issue 58! Mothafuckas!!
open.substack.com/pub/nightswi...
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November 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Come check out the new issue of Nightswimming! Issue 58! Mothafuckas!!
open.substack.com/pub/nightswi...
open.substack.com/pub/nightswi...