Clark Valentine
clarkvalentine.bsky.social
Clark Valentine
@clarkvalentine.bsky.social
Programmer, analog game designer, progressive politics, no progressivism without LGBTQIA+ rights. Despair is the enemy's most dangerous weapon. I will continue to shamelessly split infinitives. he/him
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i do quite like the sulaco from aliens, a paragon of "box with drive on one end and fangs on the other" design.
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
What’s your favorite film or TV sci fi spacecraft, purely from a visuals & aesthetic perspective, that’s not from Star Wars or Trek? Mine might be the Cygnus from The Black Hole.
The Black Hole (1979): Working on the U.S.S. Cygnus model, in front of a magnificent starfield
December 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Oh hi text spam no I will not give money to Trump to let him continue to fight campus “antisemitism” and support Israel in its ongoing slaughter in Gaza

I think I ended up on the wrong list, please update your records thank you
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
“It compiles on my machine.”
“That sounds illegal”
December 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Either you understand that there is an organized campaign to push trans people out of public life with the explicit end goal of "morally mandating us out of existence" that is backed by some of the wealthiest individuals to have ever lived, or you're simply not equipped to grasp what's happening.
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Get your game published!

Nice art, by the way. Hope someone makes a game about spaceships! ;)
After a pause, we are once again accepting pitches for games.
If you've designed a TTRPG (especially one built on PbtA, Forged in the Dark, or Fate) that's near-complete, you can find details about how to pitch us (and the services we provide) here:
evilhat.com/game-submiss...
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Improving Bastions in D&D 2024

Today in my Patreon, I'm writing about the serious issues with 2024's Bastion rules and how I think they could be improved.

Backers get it now, everyone else in 3 days! You can become a backer for $1, support my work, and receive by gratitude!
Improving Bastions in D&D 2024 | William Brandes Stoddard
Get more from William Brandes Stoddard on Patreon
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December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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"We will call the 12th month of the year 'December'... which means 'tenth month.'"
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Me: Imagine what Jake Tapper would do if Bide—

[giant hook appears from the wings and yanks me offstage]
A+ headline work from the AP apnews.com/article/dona...
December 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Maybe another way to think of it is as the "participation line" - the income one needs to fully participate in expected aspects of US life without worrying about plunging into deprivation one way or another

(gift article)

wapo.st/3MeOGki
An investor called $140,000 the new poverty line. Experts disagreed but said he had a point.
Michael Green’s tally of the costs of raising a family in the U.S. today is going viral, even if some economists scoff at his math.
wapo.st
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Pretty much ANY statistic you see cited to frighten you about vaccines comes from the VAERS database. (Including the recent evidence-free missive from Vinay Prasad). Here's why VAERS can NEVER be a proper source for population-level vaccine risk estimates.

Thread [1/9]
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Save it and maybe, _maybe_, have a shot at retirement someday
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?

Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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On Small Business Saturday, check out Adamant Entertainment’s newest TTRPG, the western-wuxia mashup FAR WEST, in PDF, on sale for 30% off!

www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/4...
Far West - Adamant Entertainment | Far West | DriveThruRPG
Western.          Wuxia.          WILD. Imagine a fantasy setting that shatters the tropes of Medieval Europe. Imagine a collision of Spaghetti Westerns and Chinese Wuxia by way of Steampunk. Imagine ...
www.drivethrurpg.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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1. My wife @profbanks.bsky.social is doing Tarot readings for $30, she is great
2. You could switch a free Patreon membership to paid for a month Patreon.com/cambanks
3. I do design/dev consults, world building assistance, and mentorship for $50/hour, I’d love to help you out.

Thanks. 💜💜
Rusty's House of Swords | Patreon
creating open source worlds and tabletop games
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November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I have had trouble clicking with games where my character was bound to suffer, but #Desperation puts you more in the role of writer or script editor and less embodying an individual, which somehow makes it easier to inflict pain on them. It’s ingenious. Worth a look!
UNHINGED?! Wait a moment, our back catalogue *does* resemble that remark.

Apologies for the knee-jerk outburst. Carry on.

PS. And we also quite proud of #Desperation AND the work you did for the Roll20 version. You rock, @tenpenjenn.com!
Finally, someone acknowledges BPG's *unhinged* back catalog!

In all seriousness, it's a very good review of Desperation, and I hope it means more people will check out the game. I helped make the Roll20 version and I'm very proud of it!
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Cat the GM: [starts making biscuits on X Card]

Player: But-

Cat the GM: [hissss]
My non-Satan cat is a DM on weekends. She's horrified at what the party has chosen to do in the cemetery.
#caturday
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Wow. My theatre kid* will be one of the leads in a production of R&G Are Dead this coming spring, so we've been talking about Stoppard's work a lot around here.

* she is 25, so not a kid, but you know what I mean
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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“I really love this meme format”
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I swear if POTUS starts a war of aggression against Venezuela then demands a Nobel peace prize and everyone just shrugs and moves on I’m going to walk into the ocean
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Woman Realizes Adorable Rescue Is A Coyote Pup After It Orders Dynamite Detonator Off The Internet
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Just played Thunder Road Vendetta by @restorationgames.bsky.social. Utterly glorious and incredibly silly fun
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Rattlesnake
Grizzly bear
Bald eagle
Elk
Bison

All in the same day
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Coyotes
Beavers
Raccoons
Tūī
Cougar
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Caribou
Ravens
Seals
Kea
Turkeys
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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To be explicit, we executed a German U-Boat commander who said he had to sink lifesaving gear / “inadvertently” kill survivors because it might give away his position, thereby potentially resulting in the loss of his submarine.

We executed multiple members of that crew.
Heinz-Wilhelm Eck might have something to say about this one.

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Instead of doing a consumerism on "Black" Friday, consider supporting small businesses, dropping a few coins in someone's ko-fi or go fund me, sign up for their patreon instead.

Life is expensive, things are hard. Drop coins to humans, not AI, or big corporations today.

QRP with your links!
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM