A Clam Bake
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A Clam Bake
@clamheaven.bsky.social
"We can't let people think we care about the Epstein Files... to the Situation Room!"
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
This just isn't true. Sure most people aren't digging into the roll call, but you're selling people far short.
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This is what they do every single time
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This is Himmy!
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
👀
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I'm not sure telling people "actually you aren't struggling more than you were a year ago" is going to work
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Hmm
November 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
November 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Ehem
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I am truly sorry to report that *this* is the actually ~accurate representation of Murdoch's cookies. Elon's pile would be 20 times larger.
November 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
An AI bubble crash? Never heard of it. Not concerned at all.
October 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Imagine being one of these insane fucks
October 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Just your typical soybean farmer; a former billion dollar hedge fund founder, himself worth a half billion
October 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
D.C. Fontana
October 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Wow yeah it looks exactly like him and also this is newsworthy
October 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
First amendment zone:
October 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Oh weird I wonder why they all suddenly switched to this message

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
September 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
September 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Anyone know where I submit my request for China to reimburse me for Donny's tariff charge?
September 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
September 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
August 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Democrats: "What if, instead of moving in the direction of the most popular active national political figure for a decade straight, we do absolutely anything else, including making Liz Cheney our spokesperson, but mostly we just do nothing"
August 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I think we just need to hire more cops to beat the shit out of random people. Problem solved.
August 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
You people are unbelievable. He just presented an immense account of data backing this conclusion and your response is just "no, it's racism"
July 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
He really couldn't just pay for it himself? Rich people are some of the dumbest on the planet.
July 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM