@civser.bsky.social
It is, and I haven't been on the app for ages so DM me if you start a game.
December 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It is, and I haven't been on the app for ages so DM me if you start a game.
I can just imagine that calls to the police: "my neighbour is exposing his massive balls and is shimmering"
December 4, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I can just imagine that calls to the police: "my neighbour is exposing his massive balls and is shimmering"
You're welcome, enjoy.
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 AM
You're welcome, enjoy.
You're welcome, hope you enjoy.
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 AM
You're welcome, hope you enjoy.
Just make sure you're clear to hubby that it's not an excuse not to buy a wardrobe.
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Just make sure you're clear to hubby that it's not an excuse not to buy a wardrobe.
Stay in bed and have the delivery driver present breakfast to you in bed. Then fuck all the rest.
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Stay in bed and have the delivery driver present breakfast to you in bed. Then fuck all the rest.
Don't apologise for being you. Who gives a fuck anyway?
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Don't apologise for being you. Who gives a fuck anyway?
Hospital coffee...in a cup...with a saucer? That's posh. My hospital coffee comes in a paper cup.
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Hospital coffee...in a cup...with a saucer? That's posh. My hospital coffee comes in a paper cup.
And then it'll be 'I know you loved that style of jumper, so I got you a lime green one with cherry spots too, Merry Christmas'. Parents are great.
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
And then it'll be 'I know you loved that style of jumper, so I got you a lime green one with cherry spots too, Merry Christmas'. Parents are great.
You do realise this isn't really an either/or choice...you'll be given both. That's how parents roll.
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
You do realise this isn't really an either/or choice...you'll be given both. That's how parents roll.
You've done a good job. Be interesting to see what's next for the new house.
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
You've done a good job. Be interesting to see what's next for the new house.
Well done. Looks too much like hard work for my liking. It looks great though.
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Well done. Looks too much like hard work for my liking. It looks great though.
Just to add, the more you get away from the tosser's sweaty balls, the more points you get.
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Just to add, the more you get away from the tosser's sweaty balls, the more points you get.
Cricket mansplained: bloke rubs red ball in crotch before lobbing it at another bloke who tries to hit it with a tree stump before legging it. Think that's about it.
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Cricket mansplained: bloke rubs red ball in crotch before lobbing it at another bloke who tries to hit it with a tree stump before legging it. Think that's about it.
Does it work for the UK too? I loved The Warm Machine and really want to support The Lucky Machine with a physical copy.
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Does it work for the UK too? I loved The Warm Machine and really want to support The Lucky Machine with a physical copy.
Some of us are alright. As I say, having a dick doesn't mean you have to be one.
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Some of us are alright. As I say, having a dick doesn't mean you have to be one.
Yes. Had mine in October and it knocked me out for the rest of the day. First time I've reacted to it. Was fine the following day.
November 19, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Yes. Had mine in October and it knocked me out for the rest of the day. First time I've reacted to it. Was fine the following day.
That reminds me of the countdown to Chrostmas in Asda.
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
That reminds me of the countdown to Chrostmas in Asda.
A kiss can be a gentle touch, as in snooker balls. So, a kiss involves lips and/or balls....
November 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
A kiss can be a gentle touch, as in snooker balls. So, a kiss involves lips and/or balls....
These kinds of puzzles just click for me. It was more like 30 seconds for all 4.
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
These kinds of puzzles just click for me. It was more like 30 seconds for all 4.
Covering Prodigy and Johnny Cash amongst others
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Covering Prodigy and Johnny Cash amongst others
Pyromaniac karaoke sounds like my new hobby
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Pyromaniac karaoke sounds like my new hobby
I eat all the bounties first. Absolute delight.
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I eat all the bounties first. Absolute delight.