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Oh wow, Pataki's still alive
December 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Oh wow, Pataki's still alive
Impressed a guy named Bobby Numbers went into the judiciary instead of organized crime
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Impressed a guy named Bobby Numbers went into the judiciary instead of organized crime
One rat in a banker's collar deftly pulling little scraps of Ted Cruz's hair for years until the law recognizes the parental rights of rats who control biological parents at the time of conception.
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
One rat in a banker's collar deftly pulling little scraps of Ted Cruz's hair for years until the law recognizes the parental rights of rats who control biological parents at the time of conception.
This is like finding a version of Teams that lets you send telegrams
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
This is like finding a version of Teams that lets you send telegrams
50 puts more time and care into his beefs than most people put into their friendships. Men his age are lucky if they have two or three close friends. 50 has been nurturing like two dozen separate beefs for a decade or more. Some go back to the '90s. He puts the work in.
December 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
50 puts more time and care into his beefs than most people put into their friendships. Men his age are lucky if they have two or three close friends. 50 has been nurturing like two dozen separate beefs for a decade or more. Some go back to the '90s. He puts the work in.
So like the Brimley-Cocoon Line but for E. coli
December 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
So like the Brimley-Cocoon Line but for E. coli
Today was the day Trump finally became the Tpresident
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Today was the day Trump finally became the Tpresident
Rush Hour 4 will co-star a glitchy AI version of Pete Rose who has been inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Rush Hour 4 will co-star a glitchy AI version of Pete Rose who has been inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame
Hard to believe we're further away in time from The H is O than it was from the Heat is On
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Hard to believe we're further away in time from The H is O than it was from the Heat is On
Battleship is pretty hard to beat in terms of sheer ridiculousness of concept
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Battleship is pretty hard to beat in terms of sheer ridiculousness of concept
It would be pretty easy to cast a season of Survivor or Big Brother with just canceled journalists. Ryan Lizza would be the guy who talks a bunch of shit in the reunion episode but nobody really enagages with him because they voted him out in the first week and forgot he was even on the show.
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It would be pretty easy to cast a season of Survivor or Big Brother with just canceled journalists. Ryan Lizza would be the guy who talks a bunch of shit in the reunion episode but nobody really enagages with him because they voted him out in the first week and forgot he was even on the show.
I was going to make a Wilford Brimley "check your blood sugar" joke but anyone old enough to remember that commercial probably really should get checked for Type 2 Diabetes
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I was going to make a Wilford Brimley "check your blood sugar" joke but anyone old enough to remember that commercial probably really should get checked for Type 2 Diabetes
The Times piece really seems like engagement trolling.
November 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The Times piece really seems like engagement trolling.
Gotta put some grade points on the board
November 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Gotta put some grade points on the board
Public toilets will be so much cleaner once we have a sky marshal in every stall
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Public toilets will be so much cleaner once we have a sky marshal in every stall
When I was a kid, the local Catholic newspaper printed personal ads and movie reviews. Both were great but the movie reviews were the highlight, as they used a rating system that ranged from "general patronage" to "morally offensive" and just about any watchable movie was rated morally offensive.
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
When I was a kid, the local Catholic newspaper printed personal ads and movie reviews. Both were great but the movie reviews were the highlight, as they used a rating system that ranged from "general patronage" to "morally offensive" and just about any watchable movie was rated morally offensive.
100% would watch an Inherit the Wind adaptation based on the DC sandwich trial
November 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
100% would watch an Inherit the Wind adaptation based on the DC sandwich trial
Hard to imagine a senator less likely to have an internal monologue than Tommy Tuberville
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Hard to imagine a senator less likely to have an internal monologue than Tommy Tuberville
Looking forward to the deluge of trend stories when Jay Jones wins the popular vote by a bigger margin than Trump won in 2024
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Looking forward to the deluge of trend stories when Jay Jones wins the popular vote by a bigger margin than Trump won in 2024
All roads out of New York hopelessly clogged with refugees, NY Post projects
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
All roads out of New York hopelessly clogged with refugees, NY Post projects
Finally, time for the good music
youtu.be/jUPRUqDl1Qk?...
youtu.be/jUPRUqDl1Qk?...
God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
YouTube video by The Butties - Topic
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November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Finally, time for the good music
youtu.be/jUPRUqDl1Qk?...
youtu.be/jUPRUqDl1Qk?...
If Bill Ackman has his way, Curtis Sliwa will never be elected to public office
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If Bill Ackman has his way, Curtis Sliwa will never be elected to public office
Honestly surprised Trump hasn't cited anecdotal reports of "I Voted" sticker shortages as evidence of large-scale voter fraud
November 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Honestly surprised Trump hasn't cited anecdotal reports of "I Voted" sticker shortages as evidence of large-scale voter fraud
2025: Pizza Hut acquired by private equity
2026: Pizza Hut reduces footprint from 6,000 restaurants to 23 pop-up locations
2027: Pizza Hut enters Chapter 11
2028: Meta lays off 10,000 employees hired for doomed "Meta Pants" project that trained on Book It data purchased in bankruptcy sale
2026: Pizza Hut reduces footprint from 6,000 restaurants to 23 pop-up locations
2027: Pizza Hut enters Chapter 11
2028: Meta lays off 10,000 employees hired for doomed "Meta Pants" project that trained on Book It data purchased in bankruptcy sale
November 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
2025: Pizza Hut acquired by private equity
2026: Pizza Hut reduces footprint from 6,000 restaurants to 23 pop-up locations
2027: Pizza Hut enters Chapter 11
2028: Meta lays off 10,000 employees hired for doomed "Meta Pants" project that trained on Book It data purchased in bankruptcy sale
2026: Pizza Hut reduces footprint from 6,000 restaurants to 23 pop-up locations
2027: Pizza Hut enters Chapter 11
2028: Meta lays off 10,000 employees hired for doomed "Meta Pants" project that trained on Book It data purchased in bankruptcy sale