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Citizen_Kang
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I will _always_ trust a big butt and a smile
Toss a Coin for sure, Rains is important plot-wise but it never got stuck in my head
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The part where they’re sitting around the table and Linda tells a joke, then explains to Shelby that “I’m funny! I’m his funny wife” is one of my favorite bits of all time
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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KURO: Wolf… I’m getting DoorDash…
WOLF: DoorDash…
KURO: Emma and I are thinking of Wendy’s because they’ve got a buy one get one deal.
WOLF: Wendy’s…
KURO: But we’ll need you to decide Wolf. Will you have the second Baconater?
WOLF:
>Anything for you, my liege.
>(Betray Kuro)
October 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
We are going to my FIL’s place and I am only responsible for 2 things: the mashed potatoes (classic, basic, heavy on the butter) and second dessert, which will be Dorie Greenspan’s Tarte Noire
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Real Chicagos Georg situation here
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If Medicare for All is named TrumpCare, I’ll take it
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Look, everyone here is giving good, practical advice. So I’m going to go ahead and tell you what you want to hear: the sluttiest goddamn outfits you’ve ever worn in your life
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Me with 40 seconds left in a Bears game:
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Not me. I may be 47, and I might have grown up in a small town on the Kitsap Peninsula, but… wait, what was the third thing you said?
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
On the internet, letting people know the things I’m into:
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I understood this immediately and I’m mad at myself about that
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Dark Fate is legitimately good and you’re right to say it
November 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Poor George R.

…But I understand
November 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
SHAW!!!!
November 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
2. Hardwood, in the northwest corner of the forest (south of your farm, past the traveling merchant, north of the wizard) you’ll find the secret forest. Daily stumps, then plant a grove of mahogany on your farm with the seeds, use the tree fertilizer on them and wait a few days
October 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Ahh, I’m so happy you’re having fun. For your questions:

1. Recipes, Triple espresso for the speed boost, crab cakes, spicy eel, and pepper poppers for the speed plus defense / luck / farming, respectively.
October 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM