Citizen_Kang
@citizenkang42.bsky.social
I will _always_ trust a big butt and a smile
Toss a Coin for sure, Rains is important plot-wise but it never got stuck in my head
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Toss a Coin for sure, Rains is important plot-wise but it never got stuck in my head
The part where they’re sitting around the table and Linda tells a joke, then explains to Shelby that “I’m funny! I’m his funny wife” is one of my favorite bits of all time
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The part where they’re sitting around the table and Linda tells a joke, then explains to Shelby that “I’m funny! I’m his funny wife” is one of my favorite bits of all time
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KURO: Wolf… I’m getting DoorDash…
WOLF: DoorDash…
KURO: Emma and I are thinking of Wendy’s because they’ve got a buy one get one deal.
WOLF: Wendy’s…
KURO: But we’ll need you to decide Wolf. Will you have the second Baconater?
WOLF:
>Anything for you, my liege.
>(Betray Kuro)
WOLF: DoorDash…
KURO: Emma and I are thinking of Wendy’s because they’ve got a buy one get one deal.
WOLF: Wendy’s…
KURO: But we’ll need you to decide Wolf. Will you have the second Baconater?
WOLF:
>Anything for you, my liege.
>(Betray Kuro)
October 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
KURO: Wolf… I’m getting DoorDash…
WOLF: DoorDash…
KURO: Emma and I are thinking of Wendy’s because they’ve got a buy one get one deal.
WOLF: Wendy’s…
KURO: But we’ll need you to decide Wolf. Will you have the second Baconater?
WOLF:
>Anything for you, my liege.
>(Betray Kuro)
WOLF: DoorDash…
KURO: Emma and I are thinking of Wendy’s because they’ve got a buy one get one deal.
WOLF: Wendy’s…
KURO: But we’ll need you to decide Wolf. Will you have the second Baconater?
WOLF:
>Anything for you, my liege.
>(Betray Kuro)
We are going to my FIL’s place and I am only responsible for 2 things: the mashed potatoes (classic, basic, heavy on the butter) and second dessert, which will be Dorie Greenspan’s Tarte Noire
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
We are going to my FIL’s place and I am only responsible for 2 things: the mashed potatoes (classic, basic, heavy on the butter) and second dessert, which will be Dorie Greenspan’s Tarte Noire
Real Chicagos Georg situation here
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Real Chicagos Georg situation here
If Medicare for All is named TrumpCare, I’ll take it
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
If Medicare for All is named TrumpCare, I’ll take it
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Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.
Look, everyone here is giving good, practical advice. So I’m going to go ahead and tell you what you want to hear: the sluttiest goddamn outfits you’ve ever worn in your life
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Look, everyone here is giving good, practical advice. So I’m going to go ahead and tell you what you want to hear: the sluttiest goddamn outfits you’ve ever worn in your life
Me with 40 seconds left in a Bears game:
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Me with 40 seconds left in a Bears game:
Not me. I may be 47, and I might have grown up in a small town on the Kitsap Peninsula, but… wait, what was the third thing you said?
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Not me. I may be 47, and I might have grown up in a small town on the Kitsap Peninsula, but… wait, what was the third thing you said?
On the internet, letting people know the things I’m into:
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
On the internet, letting people know the things I’m into:
I understood this immediately and I’m mad at myself about that
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I understood this immediately and I’m mad at myself about that
Dark Fate is legitimately good and you’re right to say it
November 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Dark Fate is legitimately good and you’re right to say it
Poor George R.
…
…But I understand
…
…But I understand
November 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Poor George R.
…
…But I understand
…
…But I understand
2. Hardwood, in the northwest corner of the forest (south of your farm, past the traveling merchant, north of the wizard) you’ll find the secret forest. Daily stumps, then plant a grove of mahogany on your farm with the seeds, use the tree fertilizer on them and wait a few days
October 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
2. Hardwood, in the northwest corner of the forest (south of your farm, past the traveling merchant, north of the wizard) you’ll find the secret forest. Daily stumps, then plant a grove of mahogany on your farm with the seeds, use the tree fertilizer on them and wait a few days
Ahh, I’m so happy you’re having fun. For your questions:
1. Recipes, Triple espresso for the speed boost, crab cakes, spicy eel, and pepper poppers for the speed plus defense / luck / farming, respectively.
1. Recipes, Triple espresso for the speed boost, crab cakes, spicy eel, and pepper poppers for the speed plus defense / luck / farming, respectively.
October 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Ahh, I’m so happy you’re having fun. For your questions:
1. Recipes, Triple espresso for the speed boost, crab cakes, spicy eel, and pepper poppers for the speed plus defense / luck / farming, respectively.
1. Recipes, Triple espresso for the speed boost, crab cakes, spicy eel, and pepper poppers for the speed plus defense / luck / farming, respectively.