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Citizen_Kang
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I will _always_ trust a big butt and a smile
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Ian McShane as Al Swearengen in the show Deadwood, who frequently used the expression “motherfucker”
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Me with 40 seconds left in a Bears game:
Homer and Kent Brockman from The Simpsons. They are at Moe’s tavern, Homer is decked out in sports paraphernalia, and he’s mad because he thinks his team just lost. Brockman is about to tell him that the game isn’t over yet
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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X to Doubt meme from L.A. Noire but Det. Cole Phelps face has been replaced with RFK Jr
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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On the internet, letting people know the things I’m into:
A still from the Star Trek: TNG episode Darmok. Dathon, leader of an alien species, is standing in front California scrub brush. Added meme text reads “The web cartoonist when his wife miscarried”
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Pam from The Office in the image used in the “they’re the same picture” meme, implying Will Stancil’s and Martin Prince’s voices would be indistinguishable
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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This one, to be clear
Poster for the show Great News. Briga Heelan, Andrea Martin, John Michael Higgens, Adam Campbell, Nicole Richie, and Horatio Sans mug for the camera. Tagline is “it’s take your mother to work day”
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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NGL I’m pretty proud of this one
Ending screen for the video game Hollow Knight. Completion percentage is 17% and the time it took is shown as 2h 31m 51s. It was a Steelsoul run, btw
August 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Hell yeah
Fry in the Futurama episode Amazon Women in the Mood. He’s standing naked in front of a bamboo wall, an almost-awed expression on his face. Meme text reads “I never thought I would die like this, but I’d always really hoped”
August 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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I am 47 years old and video games are far and away my favorite hobby and this meme is my truest reaction to capital-G-Gamers I’ve ever found
Image of the Hellion from the video game The Darkest Dungeon getting an affliction, an in-game debuff that makes the character worse. She is a dark-haired woman wearing a fur-lined vest, she has a pained expression on her face, and the background is an unsettling red. In place of the type of affliction the text underneath reads “Gamers”
August 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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A sauropod-type dinosaur stands in the foreground with a theropod-type right behind, its little tyrannosaurus arms raised and its mouth open, as if hollering a greeting. A volcano erupts in the background. Little Golden Book-style lettering across the top read “WADDUP DICKNECK”
July 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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How hot is it, you ask? It’s ’tongue on the floor after a short walk’ hot
A chocolate brown pitty lies on her side on a wood floor in a hallway. Her mouth is open and her tongue is hanging down and touching the floor as she pants
June 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Hardest pass
Still from the Simpsons episode Little Big Mom. Homer is in distress, with green gunk all over his body. The meme text reads “Post good? The cure sounds worse than the disease”
May 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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This fucking algorithm is getting my ass, what the hell?

Anyway, see you in about 18 minutes
Screenshot of the thumbnail of a YouTube video I was served. The title is “The Unbelievable Lore of Pregnant Gay Luigi” from the series Bad Art History by Frankie Fey. There’s a 3-D rendered Luigi who is very pregnant, super-imposed over a screen from the 1st SMB, with a faint cartoon Luigi taking up the upper right background.
May 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Damn straight
Image from the Simpsons episode Trash of the Titans. Homer is in the kitchen, looking angry and stomping on trash in a can to fit more in. Bart and Lisa are on either side of him and look a bit surprised at the effort he is expending. Meme text is Homer saying “It isn’t filled until it’s spilled. (grunting)”
May 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Bilbo from the Rankin-Bass The Hobbit, standing in front of his Hobbit hole door, wearing a light yellow vest and smoking a pipe. A peach bubble has been added so he appears to be speaking the quoted post
April 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Be careful about switching that to ‘funny’, could be consequences
Shot from Tye Simpson’s Tree House of Horror where Homer buys Bart a killer Krusty doll. The mysterious man looks up-beat, meme text reads “you’ll get a new reply guy” Shot from Tye Simpson’s Tree House of Horror where Homer buys Bart a killer Krusty doll. Homer looking content in front of a shelf full of old books and a candle. Meme text reads “that’s good!” Shot from Tye Simpson’s Tree House of Horror where Homer buys Bart a killer Krusty doll. The mysterious man looks ominous, meme text reads “you’ll get a new reply guy” Shot from Tye Simpson’s Tree House of Horror where Homer buys Bart a killer Krusty doll. Homer, holding the Krusty doll, looks distraught. Meme text reads “oh, that’s bad.”
April 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Post dog
My dog Leela, a chocolate brown pitty. She’s laying on her side in a bed cuddled up with a person wearing a teal shirt and black pants (no face visible for the person). Leela is looking directly at the camera, and her lower jaw resting on top of a remote control
April 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Goodbye my friends…
Picture of Fry from the Futurama episode Amazon Women in the Mood. He is standing shirtless in front of a bamboo wall with a slight smile on his face. Text says “I never thought I would die like this, but I'd always really hoped.”
March 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Feeling [like a young sea cow], might delete later
Me squatting next to a museum model of an adolescent sea cow
March 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Wow, Mr Bovine Joni himself!
Four panel series from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Frank is in an office talking to a dark-haired woman in a suit. In the first panel Frank is saying “I wanna do business with Mr Von Joni himself”. In the 2nd the woman corrects him “…Bon Jovi?” In the 3rd Frank agrees “yes, Mr Bovine Joni himself”. In the final panel the woman looks at Frank with a quizzical expression
February 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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He must go further
Image from the Sesame Street thing where they counted up to 12 and then played dope-ass music while a pinball went crazy
February 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Still from The Simpsons. Homer is on his knees in front of his couch. He is holding a $20 bill and looks upset
February 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Well whadayaknow?
Picture of the inside of a drawer in my kitchen. A small jar full of Taco Bell fire sauce packets is in the middle, surrounded by things like chip clips, chop sticks, and the beaters for a hand mixer
February 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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My buddy started playing Dark Souls again, which lead to me starting Dark Souls again, and our text conversation about the game lead to me making this so now I’m sharing it because it should be for more than 2 people
Still image from The Simpsons episode You Only Move Twice with the Simpson family standing in front of a sports memorabilia store. I pasted the Grass Crest Shield over Tom Landry’s hat and added the text “Only Chosen Undead like me can equip a shield like that” so it looks like that is what Homer is saying
January 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Now, and always…
Bugs Bunny “I wish all” meme, where he is standing against a black background in a tux with a red boutonnière, looking serious. The text reads “I wish all OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER a very COLLAPSE AND REMAIN IRRELEVANT FOREVER”
January 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM