thank you for your support in these trying times

Let it be known that I still enjoy sloppy head and nothing has changed on that front!

Yours in abject humility,
Sloppy Head Enjoyer

I hope that in time a sense of trust can be rebuilt between myself and the trans community and I can begin to undo the damage I caused. I apologise unreservedly for any harms caused and hope to be forgiven and allowed back into the fold in time, as befits a rehabilitative tranny justice system.

wide leg office wear shit cause I'm sick of wearing jeans there and I want to impress the tall doll who works in my head office with how elegant I can look

i have only bought 3 pairs of trousers I'm doing pretty good!

getting old is for losers we're all gonna die young but not in the way they think

love the anonymity granted by the balaclava

just wait til they deploy the army to the streets of brussels again at the end of this year

you can see why I've been looking for a way out for years now

with a spoon

I'm not giving him poor quality weed. He deserves the best of baggies

I pick up after him!

I usually use the same bag twice, which is a minefield, but I'm willing to pay the potential price

he needs to learn to trust me istg, he's had four years to, that's like a quarter of his entire life!

easy mistake to make. you just need to stay out of tight spaces and ravines next time so they can't corner you

it's a silly idea and I'm not sure I'd really want the stress, but OTOH it would be *very* funny to watch the company I used to work for sweat knowing that I have alllll that knowledge still