Sloppy Head Enjoyer (protagonist era)
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Sloppy Head Enjoyer (protagonist era)
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18+ only pls, minors DNI, Trans anarchist, She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️
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The two big sloppy head enjoyer guarantees are the following:
- I will never open a merch store and sell you a shitty T-shirt
- I will never be a blue check.

(too annoying to gain a following, will never do anything of note)
wow ngl seeing a bunch of cooked, headless bird carcasses hits different these days
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I play factorio the normal way
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i am now posting on bluesky which I am not allowed to do
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Reposted by Sloppy Head Enjoyer (protagonist era)
belgium is like if they made an entire country out of liminal spaces
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Mechsploitation this Mechsploitation that but where is Isabel fall in this argument? Much more apt to talk about the re-militarisation of the feminine in the context of an author who was chased off the internet for merely contemplating the idea of it than celebrated queer authors of the moment imo
November 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
happy to inform you all that I am once again eating 3 day old curry
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
forgot shit bags for the dog and let me tell you he was not well pleased by my attempt to drag him back inside after one single small piss
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
applying to a job which is basically my old job but with the word senior in front of it and asking for double the money is a lot of fun and something I hope I'll be able to do very often in future
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 AM
all boys except transmascs get called by the girl versions of their names I'm sorry them's the rules
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
you can tell which trans girls were really into Anne McCaffrey books cause they taught themselves to code, buy bad dragon(alike) dildos and dream of monster fucking
you can tell which trans girls were really into the wheel of time as teens cause they stand around in groups of three thinking "I wish I was as hot as the other two and knew when girls were flirting with me" while being just as hot, dumb and clueless as the rest the entire time.
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
you can tell which trans girls were really into the wheel of time as teens cause they stand around in groups of three thinking "I wish I was as hot as the other two and knew when girls were flirting with me" while being just as hot, dumb and clueless as the rest the entire time.
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I TRULY AM THE FAIRY TITMOTHER
Boobs are so tender it's unreal. They were a wee bit tender when I first started HRT but nothing like this
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
i think the greatest change in me over the last year hasn't been physical, but me allowing myself to be vulnerable instead of stamping everything down all the time and figuring out that my needs are important enough to factor into decision making.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
just had a sandwich and i did not enjoy it at all. I want to no longer be ill pronto ok
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
time for LUMCH
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Reposted by Sloppy Head Enjoyer (protagonist era)
not directed towards anyone specific but maybe we should question the drive to share before/after pics so publicly. I have my criticisms of her work but Serano notes some interesting parallels between sensationalized reality TV about plastic surgery/weight loss and really stark transition timelines
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I'm so hot (fever)
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I MUST NOT BUY CDJS I MUST NOT BUY CDJS I MUST NOT BUY CDJS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO BUY CDJS THE WORLD HAS ENOUGH CDJS IN IT WITHOUT ME OWNING SOME AS WELL CDJS ARE THE MIND KILLER
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 AM
we should bring back packs of stray dogs who ride the metro
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I always get so fucking aggro when I have a cold and a low grade fever and I'm forced to do stuff for work because I can't get a doctor's appointment for the next week or two. this country fucking sucks
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 AM
love to arrive on a site where I'm the most capital I Important person around for the job at hand and for all the men to ignore me instinctively, it happens so often now.

"don't worry your pretty little head we'll sort it out"

good luck, I'm the one with access to all the systems you need to use
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I'm ill and I have important Things To Do
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I think it's genuinely hilarious to think about someone looking at me, a 5ft7 girl with 36DDs and thinking "yes, I'm going to convince people that she doesn't belong in the women's loos" cause i get mistaken for cis by other trans women half the time.
you do not in fact have to try and prove to me that the UK is worse than where I live. I literally don't care at all, none of the issues are likely to affect me because nobody has clocked me in years and I'm literally from there. next person to get all weird about it gets muted
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
wow, that was annoying.
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM