he is the embodiment of this meme. if you pet his mom he will start going MYEHHHH even if you just petted him

leave your shopping cart in the parking space so the next person who parks nearby can take it. let your kids destroy walmart so the workers have something to do. block the entire aisle talking to your friend so that other people can witness what an amazing friendship you have

i have a giant metal water bottle which, ideally, should ensure that i always have enough cold water. however, this unfortunate thing happens sometimes where i drink all the goddamn water

oh wow that goes head to head with biden's "listen here fat"

“ts not tuff unc 🥀”