"Repestedly" is the perfect word for this

Some maga child who was on our city council just won mayor in our town and there's a chance his council seat will get replaced by someone progressive. My friends were saying if that happens he will actually do less damage to the town as mayor.

I ask the tool box if it knows anything about the bandits our party is looking for

Not really any talking. I have throat coat tea on hand, I'm gonna try to sing a little tonight still and see if I need to toss out the higher register songs.

It's like the town in Iowa

You don't appreciate what you've got till its gone

My band prints our shirts in glow in the dark ink but we don't tell the person. Two weeks later I'll be at the bar and someone will tell me their shirt scared the shit out of them on the bedroom floor in the middle of the night.

Yes but it needs to always include a "no good candidate" option and there needs to be criminal consequences for the candidates if that option wins.

Y'all talked about them repurposing the costume for anti smoking and drug PSAs and I'm almost certain we watched those in elementary school, but I kind of had assumed I dreamed it.

Ok but what if you did a whole tarot set?

Some people will only feel safe after he has a (hopefully painful) fatal stroke.

A group of three guys is called a podcast

Like, some of these kids are Bart Simpson, perpetually trapped in 4th grade, but somehow they were born the same year as the new bartender whose dad I used to smoke bad weed out of Gatorade bottles with.

Surely, this is a glitch in the universe and not the ravages of time and poor memory