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Y'all see any good cows lately?
I was trying to do the responsible thing and put strap locks on my guitar tonight but I guess I'll just give up and never play the Les Paul standing up again.
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I was trying to do the responsible thing and put strap locks on my guitar tonight but I guess I'll just give up and never play the Les Paul standing up again.
If we had just let the lawn darts cull the dumbest children I don't think we'd have so many trump supporters
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
If we had just let the lawn darts cull the dumbest children I don't think we'd have so many trump supporters
Do not let anyone make you feel bad for passing out on the couch watching football today
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Do not let anyone make you feel bad for passing out on the couch watching football today
Thankful for:
My wife
My friends
My family
My cat
Your cat
Cats from years gone by
Wikipedia
The Internet Archive
Project Gutenberg
Transistors
Capacitors
Toroidal inductors
Fresh air
Sunshine
Lilac bushes
The players handbook
The dungeon masters guide
The monster manual
And viewers like you
My wife
My friends
My family
My cat
Your cat
Cats from years gone by
Wikipedia
The Internet Archive
Project Gutenberg
Transistors
Capacitors
Toroidal inductors
Fresh air
Sunshine
Lilac bushes
The players handbook
The dungeon masters guide
The monster manual
And viewers like you
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Thankful for:
My wife
My friends
My family
My cat
Your cat
Cats from years gone by
Wikipedia
The Internet Archive
Project Gutenberg
Transistors
Capacitors
Toroidal inductors
Fresh air
Sunshine
Lilac bushes
The players handbook
The dungeon masters guide
The monster manual
And viewers like you
My wife
My friends
My family
My cat
Your cat
Cats from years gone by
Wikipedia
The Internet Archive
Project Gutenberg
Transistors
Capacitors
Toroidal inductors
Fresh air
Sunshine
Lilac bushes
The players handbook
The dungeon masters guide
The monster manual
And viewers like you
I'm supposed to sing a three hour show tomorrow and my throat is gettin froggy. Great timing 👍
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I'm supposed to sing a three hour show tomorrow and my throat is gettin froggy. Great timing 👍
AI sex chat bots have decimated the woods porn industry
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
AI sex chat bots have decimated the woods porn industry
I should get a banjo
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I should get a banjo
Bluesky: the official app of people who were 10 years old on 9/11 and then made it their whole personality
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Bluesky: the official app of people who were 10 years old on 9/11 and then made it their whole personality
Am I supposed to believe that this nuzzi character is someone y'all knew and cared about before? Ain't no way
November 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Am I supposed to believe that this nuzzi character is someone y'all knew and cared about before? Ain't no way
We are the sons of the roller coaster tycoon 2 patrons who you couldn't trap in a far corner with a $20 bathroom and no benches
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We are the sons of the roller coaster tycoon 2 patrons who you couldn't trap in a far corner with a $20 bathroom and no benches
We stopped progressing as a society the moment we stopped trying to invent more elaborate BOP-IT! designs. I'll vote for any candidate willing to put our top scientists back on this noble task.
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
We stopped progressing as a society the moment we stopped trying to invent more elaborate BOP-IT! designs. I'll vote for any candidate willing to put our top scientists back on this noble task.
I stg I have some friends whose kids have been 3 years old for a decade while some friends kids went from diapers to graduating high school in 6 months.
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I stg I have some friends whose kids have been 3 years old for a decade while some friends kids went from diapers to graduating high school in 6 months.
I wish I could eat garbage food and not feel like garbage afterwards.
November 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I wish I could eat garbage food and not feel like garbage afterwards.
I'm sorry, is it part of your court order that you have to announce that when you log into X (The Everything App)?
hey man, let me help you out here with a little tip in the form of jingle *you don't win friends with salad voice* you don't EVER fuck your students! you don't EVER fuck your students
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I'm sorry, is it part of your court order that you have to announce that when you log into X (The Everything App)?
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i am average american. i work 15 hours in  pedophilia-genocide mine to buy one rock and roll disk
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
i am average american. i work 15 hours in  pedophilia-genocide mine to buy one rock and roll disk
There's a weird gut feeling I have that the files are squeaky clean by design and the Dems are walking into a weird trap. Like the "files" are going to be a napkin written in Trump's illiterate crayon handwriting saying "clintin n obamma best frend Jeff E 4eva"
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
There's a weird gut feeling I have that the files are squeaky clean by design and the Dems are walking into a weird trap. Like the "files" are going to be a napkin written in Trump's illiterate crayon handwriting saying "clintin n obamma best frend Jeff E 4eva"
They will forever not care.
I don't know why the GOP is spending so much energy covering up the Epstein Files. They could release 100 videos of Donald doing heinous things to children and his supporters wouldn't stumble over it. They know what he is already and they don't care.
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
They will forever not care.
Trying to imagine the absolute dork you'd have to be to go into a Bond movie and say "wait! This is inconsistent with the previous installments of the franchise"👆 🤓 😤
Like if I heard someone complain about that I would gather a group of friends to beat the shit out of them.
Like if I heard someone complain about that I would gather a group of friends to beat the shit out of them.
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Trying to imagine the absolute dork you'd have to be to go into a Bond movie and say "wait! This is inconsistent with the previous installments of the franchise"👆 🤓 😤
Like if I heard someone complain about that I would gather a group of friends to beat the shit out of them.
Like if I heard someone complain about that I would gather a group of friends to beat the shit out of them.
Are banks even remotely on board with offering a 50 year mortgage? The average life expectancy in this country is what, 75? So they are anticipating giving these loans to 25 year olds? Notoriously, a demographic banks are eager to loan to.
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Are banks even remotely on board with offering a 50 year mortgage? The average life expectancy in this country is what, 75? So they are anticipating giving these loans to 25 year olds? Notoriously, a demographic banks are eager to loan to.
One part of the social contract that's been eroded we don't talk about is that because every industry is constantly evolving and upended, there is no incentive to become an expert in any given field. You can work a job for 20 years and be told that there is no longer a need for that kind of work.
November 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
One part of the social contract that's been eroded we don't talk about is that because every industry is constantly evolving and upended, there is no incentive to become an expert in any given field. You can work a job for 20 years and be told that there is no longer a need for that kind of work.
Made an apple crisp
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Made an apple crisp
Europeans don't realize in America it costs us $200 just to tell the Pagliacci joke, and that's if the provider is in network.
November 9, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Europeans don't realize in America it costs us $200 just to tell the Pagliacci joke, and that's if the provider is in network.
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We all know that one guy who, whenever people are arguing about humanity’s greatest technological advances, has to jump in about fucking ball bearings, an absolute simp for ball bearings, can’t WAIT to get into his little spiel.
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
We all know that one guy who, whenever people are arguing about humanity’s greatest technological advances, has to jump in about fucking ball bearings, an absolute simp for ball bearings, can’t WAIT to get into his little spiel.
Fool me once into turning up my stereo shame on you. Teach a man to fool me into turning up my stereo and you'll catch a fly with honey every time.
Millennials haven’t had easy lives but at least we’ll always have this beat drop at 3:07
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Fool me once into turning up my stereo shame on you. Teach a man to fool me into turning up my stereo and you'll catch a fly with honey every time.
"trump is going to make it so you can't get soda on SNAP"
My brother in Christ they will poison his diet coke.
My brother in Christ they will poison his diet coke.
November 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"trump is going to make it so you can't get soda on SNAP"
My brother in Christ they will poison his diet coke.
My brother in Christ they will poison his diet coke.