if I have a gentle, non-actionable impulse to violently destroy the source of every unfamiliar sound or voice I hear in the hallway, is that a gender thing
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
if I have a gentle, non-actionable impulse to violently destroy the source of every unfamiliar sound or voice I hear in the hallway, is that a gender thing
concept: science fiction story in which there is a Lottery but it's for something cool and nice
November 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
concept: science fiction story in which there is a Lottery but it's for something cool and nice
Yes keep sharing those photos in which Trump looks really old and decrepit. It is doing anything.
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Yes keep sharing those photos in which Trump looks really old and decrepit. It is doing anything.
Of all the ways the AI in my search results sucks, the most obnoxious is when it informs me the search terms are unrelated, so I must have been mistaken. It's not even the AI being factually incorrect, it's AI fundamentally not understanding the nature of what it is tasked (not by me) to help with
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Of all the ways the AI in my search results sucks, the most obnoxious is when it informs me the search terms are unrelated, so I must have been mistaken. It's not even the AI being factually incorrect, it's AI fundamentally not understanding the nature of what it is tasked (not by me) to help with
A way in which Stardew Valley is correct is that when you defeat a crab you should receive a different crab and also a bomb
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
A way in which Stardew Valley is correct is that when you defeat a crab you should receive a different crab and also a bomb
When reading text I tend to idly highlight words by double-clicking around at random (usually make triangle) and I forget that I do this or that it would require any clarification so that if I am showing text to someone they do not think I am trying to show them those specific three random words
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
When reading text I tend to idly highlight words by double-clicking around at random (usually make triangle) and I forget that I do this or that it would require any clarification so that if I am showing text to someone they do not think I am trying to show them those specific three random words
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Blink-182 (with Newfound Glory and Alkaline Trio)
Wynton Marsalis
Collective Soul
Fleet Foxes, twice (first time with Blitzen Trapper)
Joan Baez
Blink-182 (with Newfound Glory and Alkaline Trio)
Wynton Marsalis
Collective Soul
Fleet Foxes, twice (first time with Blitzen Trapper)
Joan Baez
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
HEALTH
Deafheaven
The Midnight
Aesop Rock
Beach House
HEALTH
Deafheaven
The Midnight
Aesop Rock
Beach House
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
-Bon Jovi and the Goo Goo Dolls
-Ozzy Osbourne
-Rush
-Van Halen
-The Who
-Bon Jovi and the Goo Goo Dolls
-Ozzy Osbourne
-Rush
-Van Halen
-The Who
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Blink-182 (with Newfound Glory and Alkaline Trio)
Wynton Marsalis
Collective Soul
Fleet Foxes, twice (first time with Blitzen Trapper)
Joan Baez
Blink-182 (with Newfound Glory and Alkaline Trio)
Wynton Marsalis
Collective Soul
Fleet Foxes, twice (first time with Blitzen Trapper)
Joan Baez
I get 3 wishes from a genie. I hold up my dog-eared copy of The Bible and simply say, "I wish it was true." In one move I have created the universe's God. Angels. Devils. Heaven. Hell. Rewritten history (contradictions? no matter, all true.) Suddenly this has always been real.
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I get 3 wishes from a genie. I hold up my dog-eared copy of The Bible and simply say, "I wish it was true." In one move I have created the universe's God. Angels. Devils. Heaven. Hell. Rewritten history (contradictions? no matter, all true.) Suddenly this has always been real.
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interesting!
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
interesting!
"cheesy" should mean something is really good
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
"cheesy" should mean something is really good
pronouncing plebiscite to rhyme with Seabiscuit
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
pronouncing plebiscite to rhyme with Seabiscuit
an ancient shepherd could never remember all my banking passwords and would indeed be mystified to look upon them
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
an ancient shepherd could never remember all my banking passwords and would indeed be mystified to look upon them
At some point I did something to my Tumblr algorithm that made it think I want this slutty Watto suggested to me every day
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 AM
At some point I did something to my Tumblr algorithm that made it think I want this slutty Watto suggested to me every day
Imagine you're accused of a bunch of sex crimes and child abuse and the thing you're most embarrassed of is consensually sucking the dick of an adult who was famously good at getting his dick sucked
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Imagine you're accused of a bunch of sex crimes and child abuse and the thing you're most embarrassed of is consensually sucking the dick of an adult who was famously good at getting his dick sucked
today I am MTILFAFMCDTIUT
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
today I am MTILFAFMCDTIUT
Illegal and bad to do
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November 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Oh, a show in which all humanity is affected by a space event that causes them to all become happy and free and unified, except for a lady named Carol who is just experiencing this as disruption to her routine and is annoyed by it? Yeah, I watched Carol and the End of the World in 2023.
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Oh, a show in which all humanity is affected by a space event that causes them to all become happy and free and unified, except for a lady named Carol who is just experiencing this as disruption to her routine and is annoyed by it? Yeah, I watched Carol and the End of the World in 2023.
fuck yeah it's Veterans Day I love watching people jerk off
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
fuck yeah it's Veterans Day I love watching people jerk off
MASH was magical realism because Radar was slightly precognitive
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
MASH was magical realism because Radar was slightly precognitive
Once on a family vacation, on our way to our destination we hit a deer, which slightly dinged up the fender, and we left the blood on the white car all week thru our vacation so we could "prove" to the car rental company what had happened. Would a simple photo have sufficed? IDK leave me alone
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Once on a family vacation, on our way to our destination we hit a deer, which slightly dinged up the fender, and we left the blood on the white car all week thru our vacation so we could "prove" to the car rental company what had happened. Would a simple photo have sufficed? IDK leave me alone
well yes, that does seem to be what all the guys are trying to catch during sports
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
well yes, that does seem to be what all the guys are trying to catch during sports
Lord grant me the courage to change the things I can
November 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Lord grant me the courage to change the things I can
When I say something about the streamers I watch to my mom's cats I have to briefly explain who they are and what streams are because obviously they don't know that. When I say it to my cats I don't have to explain because they're used to it so they know already.
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
When I say something about the streamers I watch to my mom's cats I have to briefly explain who they are and what streams are because obviously they don't know that. When I say it to my cats I don't have to explain because they're used to it so they know already.