Chuck Smith
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Chuck Smith
@chucklessmith.bsky.social
Nerd. Wine adviser. Data slinger and database evangelist. Linguistics, by letters. Used to host radio shows. ADS-B reporter. Grape smusher on occasion. Weekend beer league hockey. Cars going round! Maniac driving a Saab! Transit dork. How you get ants.
What do you suppose the odds are on a “That’s ‘Mr. Asshole to you!’” spontaneous clapback?
December 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The hose sounds way more fun, agreed.
December 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Or — now wait, hear me out — what about posting something passive aggressive and useless on NextDoor?
December 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The edge cases and externalities of RTO (and previously, GTFO (i.e., Go To the F-in’ Office)) being laid bare in recent years is super interesting. I hadn’t thought of this one but *yep*.
December 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Jesus God, man. *sigh*
December 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
For what it’s worth, fully endorse this plan.
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
🎶 Simply having a wonderful Christmastime 🎶
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Chris noticed I was sharpening, then asked to use it to cut a potato, and then just laughed at how effortless it was.
December 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Save a horse, ride a cowboy, etc., etc.
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Good time to consider what a Scott Kirby DoD looks like. I can’t really come up with a punch line, but on the other hand, thinking about that initial proposition 🤷‍♂️, well.
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The fact that he plays guitar and looks like a poor man’s Seth MacFarlane is fucking fantastic tho.
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Hahaha! Wow. Well, you learn something every day.
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Agree with this. If forced to pick a favorite of mine between Piastri and Norris this season, my honest answer is “I don’t care for Zak Brown”.
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
“What do they yell when a woman falls overboard?”

"... Full steam ahead!”
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM