Pasta Fazool
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Chairs are pretty great.
You can fight a lion, or sit if you want.
You can fight a lion, or sit if you want.
The Eiffel Tower shrinks up to 6 inches in cold weather, and it's quite embarrassing.
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The Eiffel Tower shrinks up to 6 inches in cold weather, and it's quite embarrassing.
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
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I hope something gross leaves your body today in a very satisfying way
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I hope something gross leaves your body today in a very satisfying way
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I hate the sound of something being explained to me
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I hate the sound of something being explained to me
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[interrogation room]
good cop: *sets coffee and smokes on table* here you go
suspect: thank you
cat cop: *slowly pushes coffee and smokes off table*
good cop: *sets coffee and smokes on table* here you go
suspect: thank you
cat cop: *slowly pushes coffee and smokes off table*
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
[interrogation room]
good cop: *sets coffee and smokes on table* here you go
suspect: thank you
cat cop: *slowly pushes coffee and smokes off table*
good cop: *sets coffee and smokes on table* here you go
suspect: thank you
cat cop: *slowly pushes coffee and smokes off table*
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[movie studio]
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
[movie studio]
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
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i would like to go big and go home
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
i would like to go big and go home
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sitting on my thumbs until they go numb so it feels like someone else is reposting my skeets
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
sitting on my thumbs until they go numb so it feels like someone else is reposting my skeets
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The worst thing to happen in the world lately has to be me being in between two different holes on my belt.
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The worst thing to happen in the world lately has to be me being in between two different holes on my belt.
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*tapping fingernails repeatedly on a headstone* today we're gonna do an unboxing! it's grandma!
June 5, 2025 at 11:17 AM
*tapping fingernails repeatedly on a headstone* today we're gonna do an unboxing! it's grandma!
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An app that identifies plants.
Not by species, it just gives you their full Christian name.
Not by species, it just gives you their full Christian name.
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
An app that identifies plants.
Not by species, it just gives you their full Christian name.
Not by species, it just gives you their full Christian name.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 for hotness, I would rate myself a good listener
November 17, 2024 at 12:40 PM
On a scale of 1 to 10 for hotness, I would rate myself a good listener
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an orca patiently sitting through a Geico commercial before it can watch a boat sinking tutorial on youtube
May 13, 2024 at 9:55 PM
an orca patiently sitting through a Geico commercial before it can watch a boat sinking tutorial on youtube
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[Catholic church]
*priest hands out "What To Expect At Your Exorcism"
Husband: Babe, this isn't counseling
Me: You said you'd try anything
*priest hands out "What To Expect At Your Exorcism"
Husband: Babe, this isn't counseling
Me: You said you'd try anything
October 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
[Catholic church]
*priest hands out "What To Expect At Your Exorcism"
Husband: Babe, this isn't counseling
Me: You said you'd try anything
*priest hands out "What To Expect At Your Exorcism"
Husband: Babe, this isn't counseling
Me: You said you'd try anything
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gonna meet a guy for a coffee date like it’s 2001. can’t wait til im in the sex in the city reboot.
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
gonna meet a guy for a coffee date like it’s 2001. can’t wait til im in the sex in the city reboot.
If you play the movie dirty dancing backwards, it confirms that the real paul mccartney died in the 60's.
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If you play the movie dirty dancing backwards, it confirms that the real paul mccartney died in the 60's.
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I’ve started making pharmaceuticals in my garage if anyone wants to save a few bucks.
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I’ve started making pharmaceuticals in my garage if anyone wants to save a few bucks.
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Speed dating is when you have to tell Keanu Reeves a little bit about yourself or this bus will explode
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Speed dating is when you have to tell Keanu Reeves a little bit about yourself or this bus will explode
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warby parker sounds like an asshole kid at a boarding school
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
warby parker sounds like an asshole kid at a boarding school
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mr gorbachev, i just sat on my balls
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
mr gorbachev, i just sat on my balls
All is fair in love and cake war.
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
All is fair in love and cake war.
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to my new followers- are you a ghost? you have to tell me if you’re a ghost, or else it’s entrapment
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 AM
to my new followers- are you a ghost? you have to tell me if you’re a ghost, or else it’s entrapment
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Male pattern kindness
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Male pattern kindness
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Woke up at 5 to get an early start on being tired
November 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Woke up at 5 to get an early start on being tired