Christopher Swartout
@chrisswartout.bsky.social
DGA 1st AD on many movies & TV shows you may have seen, and many you did not. Lifelong Cle Guardians & Ipswich Town fan. I once directed People's Sexiest Man Alive.
Chris Parnell doing an amazing Davis on an episode of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Chris Parnell doing an amazing Davis on an episode of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
My two latest ones I bought this year and swapped out the pickups. Finally got to rehearse with my band and they all said the one I brought sounded great. Also a new guitar can inspire.
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My two latest ones I bought this year and swapped out the pickups. Finally got to rehearse with my band and they all said the one I brought sounded great. Also a new guitar can inspire.
If you have free time, those two can be visited in the Woodstock cemetery. I paid my respects last year when I was there.
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
If you have free time, those two can be visited in the Woodstock cemetery. I paid my respects last year when I was there.
Drinking from my Drizz mug here.
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Drinking from my Drizz mug here.
This is the favorite part of her morning.
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
This is the favorite part of her morning.
And if you’re lucky, when she is 20 for Father’s Day she will give you a coffee mug of the book you most loved reading to her as a small child. One of the most meaningful gifts of my life.
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
And if you’re lucky, when she is 20 for Father’s Day she will give you a coffee mug of the book you most loved reading to her as a small child. One of the most meaningful gifts of my life.
Trudy heads for her cave when fall hits here.
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Trudy heads for her cave when fall hits here.
Everybody was kung fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
There were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
There were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Everybody was kung fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
There were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
There were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down
Jen Segal’s Smitten Kitchen French Apple cake. Will be consumed shortly.
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Jen Segal’s Smitten Kitchen French Apple cake. Will be consumed shortly.
Without a doubt “The Race Beat” which won the Pulitzer.
Also, “And the Band Played On” which reads like a mystery thriller.
Also, “And the Band Played On” which reads like a mystery thriller.
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Without a doubt “The Race Beat” which won the Pulitzer.
Also, “And the Band Played On” which reads like a mystery thriller.
Also, “And the Band Played On” which reads like a mystery thriller.
I like them very much. Not especially twangy but the sound is excellent.
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I like them very much. Not especially twangy but the sound is excellent.
Welcome to the club.
My latest obsession is buying them and swapping out the pickups. From tonight's band rehearsal. American Standard with Gemini pickups that are spectacular.
My latest obsession is buying them and swapping out the pickups. From tonight's band rehearsal. American Standard with Gemini pickups that are spectacular.
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Welcome to the club.
My latest obsession is buying them and swapping out the pickups. From tonight's band rehearsal. American Standard with Gemini pickups that are spectacular.
My latest obsession is buying them and swapping out the pickups. From tonight's band rehearsal. American Standard with Gemini pickups that are spectacular.
Sir, another creepy affair has entered the chat.
November 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Sir, another creepy affair has entered the chat.
Finally got to rehearse with the new guitar and pedal board. Good night with the guys.
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Finally got to rehearse with the new guitar and pedal board. Good night with the guys.
I saw them in Atlanta on this tour. So great. This came out when I was 16.
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I saw them in Atlanta on this tour. So great. This came out when I was 16.
Here’s mine. A 1979 360/12 I bought in the mid 90s. It’s a beauty. Sometimes it’s good to give in to temptation.
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Here’s mine. A 1979 360/12 I bought in the mid 90s. It’s a beauty. Sometimes it’s good to give in to temptation.
900 miles driven. Thank you Ireland!
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
900 miles driven. Thank you Ireland!
My wife would NEVER call me a “Quiet Man” but we went to the location from the bridge scene today in our Irish travels.
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My wife would NEVER call me a “Quiet Man” but we went to the location from the bridge scene today in our Irish travels.
Saw this outside a hotel on the drive near Galway today. Respect.
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Saw this outside a hotel on the drive near Galway today. Respect.
Cliffs of Moher. Touristy but for a good reason.
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Cliffs of Moher. Touristy but for a good reason.
Yes please. Near Dingle Ireland.
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Yes please. Near Dingle Ireland.
The Cliffs of Kerry, Ireland.
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The Cliffs of Kerry, Ireland.
Derrynane Beach, County Kerry, Ireland
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Derrynane Beach, County Kerry, Ireland