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chris
@chrismartinez.bsky.social
Father and husband, runner for fun, lawyer by trade
Sports: Oregon Ducks, Portland Trail Blazers, Houston Texans, and Texas Rangers

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Go Ducks 😁
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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SURRENDER COBRA BUCKEYES
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Haha fuck you Ryan Day
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Wolves fan is *stressed* over free chicken, Zubac misses and he can celebrate
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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There's good and bad about this. The good -and it's VERY good - is that mainstream publications like USA Today are treating the topic seriously. The bad news is that the story is still framed, primarily, as a technological one. It's not. 1...
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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EXCLUSIVE: WE RUN PRESS RELEASES AS NEWS
EXCLUSIVE: Pete Hegseth ordered the U.S. military on Sept. 2 to kill all 11 people on a suspected drug-smuggling boat because they were on an internal list of military targets, the commander overseeing the operation told lawmakers, according to multiple sources.
Admiral told lawmakers everyone on alleged drug boat was on a list of military targets
Adm. Frank Bradley said U.S. intelligence had identified the 11 people on the boat and determined the military was authorized to kill them as part of Trump’s campaign against alleged drug-smuggling vessels.
nbcnews.to
December 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Holy shit man. Fucking devastating start to the Big Ten championship if he is ruled out
December 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Before I get off my lunch break, just want to say that maybe we shouldn’t have ancient presidents that can’t make it through a meeting without falling asleep.

We need a president that takes a nap under their desk during a lunch break like normal people.
December 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Apple Music Replay shows I had a good year of music. La Armada and Ladrones were great finds this year.
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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twitter is just a bunch of bots and engagement bait accounts talking to each other and everyone else marinating in it
The bot farm has been activated in defense of Lane Kiffin
November 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Wishing we had got those points right about now #HTownMade
Really a shame to not go into the half up by 7 #HTownMade
November 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Really a shame to not go into the half up by 7 #HTownMade
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Finally, a TD by the offense #HTownMade
November 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Will Anderson choo-choo-chooses Bortolini.
November 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
CJ Stroud has to show up today #HTownMade
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Can’t bring myself to root for Auburn to upset Alabama
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I enjoy watching SMU getting whooped. Keep it up Cal
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Auburn getting boned by the SEC refs smh
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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These MFers about to teach Ebenezer Scrooge a lesson
Those hats don't cover the ears.
November 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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And the TD knee break
November 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Refs are cowards if they don’t call that a catch 🦆🏈
November 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Man, he is slippery 🦆🏈
November 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM