Edward James Almost
@chrismacandcheese.bsky.social
Recovering gifted and talented kid | Everything I know is non-monetizable | In the corn part of Illinois | слава Україні 🇺🇦
When will the killing end? (Grew up inside the Iowa Hwy-9 DMZ) @theonion.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
When will the killing end? (Grew up inside the Iowa Hwy-9 DMZ) @theonion.com
Nonprofits: Today's Giving Tuesday! 🎉
Me: Today's giving Tuesday.
Me: Today's giving Tuesday.
December 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Nonprofits: Today's Giving Tuesday! 🎉
Me: Today's giving Tuesday.
Me: Today's giving Tuesday.
Teach the controversy.
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Teach the controversy.
Gettin along on the getalong blanket.
December 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Gettin along on the getalong blanket.
When did people start saying "Happy Holidays" instead of "I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all... I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again - I would."
December 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
When did people start saying "Happy Holidays" instead of "I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all... I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again - I would."
@united24media.com has a great in depth analysis of what might lie ahead for Ukraine. Some are better, and others more likely, than others. What might actually happen is anyone's guess.
united24media.com/opinion/what...
united24media.com/opinion/what...
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
@united24media.com has a great in depth analysis of what might lie ahead for Ukraine. Some are better, and others more likely, than others. What might actually happen is anyone's guess.
united24media.com/opinion/what...
united24media.com/opinion/what...
Dear Mr. President: Bring back paper towels in bathrooms. I am not a crackpot.
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Dear Mr. President: Bring back paper towels in bathrooms. I am not a crackpot.
They always act so shocked and appalled when an opinion poll fails to enact meaningful change in policy.
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
They always act so shocked and appalled when an opinion poll fails to enact meaningful change in policy.
Generative AI reminds me of the robot from Futurama named Helper who just says things it thinks people will like.
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Generative AI reminds me of the robot from Futurama named Helper who just says things it thinks people will like.
I hate couples Halloween. WTF do you mean we have to dress like the Trump-Mamdani wedding photo?
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I hate couples Halloween. WTF do you mean we have to dress like the Trump-Mamdani wedding photo?
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
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November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
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Bikes: how the fuck do they work
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Bikes: how the fuck do they work
I'm sorry what...Kash Patel wrote a children's book about the Trump piss tape?
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kash_Pa...
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I'm sorry what...Kash Patel wrote a children's book about the Trump piss tape?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kash_Pa...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kash_Pa...
Me when a new episode of @fallofcivilizations.com drops.
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Me when a new episode of @fallofcivilizations.com drops.
Powerful people (in unison): You mean you were regularly emailing Epstein, too???
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Powerful people (in unison): You mean you were regularly emailing Epstein, too???