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Chris Kamler
@chriskamler.bsky.social
Author. Broadcaster. Cyberman. Announcer.
Suckin on a chili dog outside the Tasty Freeze.
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📍Kansas City
ESTJ
Shipping instructions are more of just comical suggestions to them.
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
*all
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
This is the only thing pity in this world.
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
“Owies”

Or “Satans nipples”
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I like those odds.
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Frankly, I’d rather have seafood here in Dallas, than whatever they call barbecue
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Wouldn’t they all tie for last place?
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Drove. But….. yeah.
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
This is what greeted me.

No.

Fuck no.
(Says Dickey BBQ pit)
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
We could’ve dropped a brick on our toe. I guess.
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Can’t wait for it!!!! Let’s goooooo.
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM