Chris Kamler
@chriskamler.bsky.social
Author. Broadcaster. Cyberman. Announcer.
Suckin on a chili dog outside the Tasty Freeze.
chriskamler.com
📍Kansas City
ESTJ
Suckin on a chili dog outside the Tasty Freeze.
chriskamler.com
📍Kansas City
ESTJ
Halftime with the Post-It guy was pretty cool, tho.
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Halftime with the Post-It guy was pretty cool, tho.
Telling my kids this is Post Malone.
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Telling my kids this is Post Malone.
Chiefs by a million.
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Chiefs by a million.
Dallas.
I am in you.
I am in you.
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Dallas.
I am in you.
I am in you.
This is what greeted me.
No.
Fuck no.
(Says Dickey BBQ pit)
No.
Fuck no.
(Says Dickey BBQ pit)
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
This is what greeted me.
No.
Fuck no.
(Says Dickey BBQ pit)
No.
Fuck no.
(Says Dickey BBQ pit)
Been sitting at a bar in Dallas right outside Jerry World for a couple hours.
The consensus among Cowboys fans seems to be:
1) Cowboys by a Million
2)Nobody likes Dak Prescot.
The consensus among Cowboys fans seems to be:
1) Cowboys by a Million
2)Nobody likes Dak Prescot.
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Been sitting at a bar in Dallas right outside Jerry World for a couple hours.
The consensus among Cowboys fans seems to be:
1) Cowboys by a Million
2)Nobody likes Dak Prescot.
The consensus among Cowboys fans seems to be:
1) Cowboys by a Million
2)Nobody likes Dak Prescot.
Can’t wait for it!!!! Let’s goooooo.
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Can’t wait for it!!!! Let’s goooooo.
Then I scream from the top of my lungs…
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Then I scream from the top of my lungs…
I’ve been texting all my friends asking them if they want to see my beaver, and sadly nobody has said yes. So I’m gonna show it to you.
November 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I’ve been texting all my friends asking them if they want to see my beaver, and sadly nobody has said yes. So I’m gonna show it to you.
Chewbacca is on a hunt for Ewoks. Beware.
October 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Chewbacca is on a hunt for Ewoks. Beware.
The Sky God is good.
October 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The Sky God is good.
Oh yeah. THIS is absolutely the straw that will break the camel’s back and the right will finally demand his removal.*
*Until some other distraction happens tomorrow.
*Until some other distraction happens tomorrow.
October 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Oh yeah. THIS is absolutely the straw that will break the camel’s back and the right will finally demand his removal.*
*Until some other distraction happens tomorrow.
*Until some other distraction happens tomorrow.
BUT when I’m not being verbally abused, we do good Spooky Gingerbread House.
October 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
BUT when I’m not being verbally abused, we do good Spooky Gingerbread House.
Happy Friday, you sexy animals.
October 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Happy Friday, you sexy animals.
A little early for @sasscarpone.bsky.social #TTT but this is what happens when you have a presentation at 3:30 am. A little business on top and party down below.
October 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
A little early for @sasscarpone.bsky.social #TTT but this is what happens when you have a presentation at 3:30 am. A little business on top and party down below.
Hello, beautiful.
October 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Hello, beautiful.
Nope. Not ok about this. 2025 can fuck right off into the sun.
October 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nope. Not ok about this. 2025 can fuck right off into the sun.
I have a chihuahua. He is angry. At everything. All the time.
I’m sitting here eating a turkey sandwich and, as I am want to do, will pinch off a little piece of turkey or cheese to give to my little buddy.
I think that just pisses hinnoff more that I’m not giving him my entire sandwich.
I’m sitting here eating a turkey sandwich and, as I am want to do, will pinch off a little piece of turkey or cheese to give to my little buddy.
I think that just pisses hinnoff more that I’m not giving him my entire sandwich.
October 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I have a chihuahua. He is angry. At everything. All the time.
I’m sitting here eating a turkey sandwich and, as I am want to do, will pinch off a little piece of turkey or cheese to give to my little buddy.
I think that just pisses hinnoff more that I’m not giving him my entire sandwich.
I’m sitting here eating a turkey sandwich and, as I am want to do, will pinch off a little piece of turkey or cheese to give to my little buddy.
I think that just pisses hinnoff more that I’m not giving him my entire sandwich.
@jeremydanner.bsky.social @albush.com
Da fuq? Is this real?
I could’ve sworn you based it off the noun. Yet another English error @missroyalkc.bsky.social will filet me over.
Da fuq? Is this real?
I could’ve sworn you based it off the noun. Yet another English error @missroyalkc.bsky.social will filet me over.
September 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
@jeremydanner.bsky.social @albush.com
Da fuq? Is this real?
I could’ve sworn you based it off the noun. Yet another English error @missroyalkc.bsky.social will filet me over.
Da fuq? Is this real?
I could’ve sworn you based it off the noun. Yet another English error @missroyalkc.bsky.social will filet me over.
You’d like it. It’s a thrift store and a bar. Two of your favorite things.
September 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
You’d like it. It’s a thrift store and a bar. Two of your favorite things.
You’d like it. It’s a thrift store and a bar. Two of your favorite things.
September 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
You’d like it. It’s a thrift store and a bar. Two of your favorite things.